Help Yourself
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
Those are great cards.
In retrospect, it was probably a bad idea to let my soon-to-be-ex-wife take one of the pistols. And one of the shotguns.
Well . . . . Live and learn.
Now, here's some laughs anyone can appreciate. Sweeeet..
My freshman year in college I found a beautiful card with hearts and flowers on the cover that said "Thank You."
The inside was plain white with the words: "for staying the hell out of my life."
I bought all four of them figuring that they might come in handy some day.
I used up all four before I finished my sophomore year.