Pigeon Poop $

Today's Opportunity

To Be Somebody

All the bird posts I've done lately set me to thinking.  As most of you know, I'm a famous inventor, although most of my ideas were stolen by other people before I got around to them.  With the rising acceptance of guerrilla marketing by even the big boys, I think this is a gold mine.  My kids had this Play-Doh extractor gizmo, and yours did too.  Do you see where I'm going here?  That's right.  Hire me and I'll implant your logo extruder dies into thousands of pigeon butts, and voila!   I may not have time to fully implement this, so for $500 I'll sell you the rights.  I think you'll make thousands in just the first week.  Write me if you're a buyer - no lookers, please.