Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Salt in the wound, so to speak

Well Deer, This Just Ain't Your Day

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sure has a purdy mouth.
-DougM

Rodger the Real King of France said...

You crack me up Doug!

pdwalker said...

yer killing me here Rodger.

just keep your dog away from me, ok?

oh, does this qualify as "death porn"?

Anonymous said...

Took a friend's big-city-know-it- all-brother deer hunting. By the 3rd day HE was telling US how to hunt deer.
I shot a decent buck on the 3rd Morning. While I was dressing it he walks up. I ask: Do ya wanna mount it?" He stammers "Uh, no it's your buck." I kinda leer and look over both shoulders and say: "It'll be OK, nobody's lookin."
He was real quiet the rest of the trip.
RAK

Rodger the Real King of France said...

10!

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

I believe the word is "PWN3D"

Hell_Is_Like_Newark said...

A butcher I know in Vermont was filling up his truck on day. At the pump next to his was a guy from Mass. who had come up from the city to go hunting. My butcher friend struck up a conversation.
Mass Dude: "This is the first time hunting and I actually bagged a deer!"
Butcher: looking at the roof of his car where the 'deer' was strapped. "Um... That's a goat!"

Mass Dude took off quickly..

Anonymous said...

An arab at the airport:

– Name?
– Abdul al-Rhazib
– Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
– No, no... I mean male or female?
– Male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
– But isn't that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer run too fast.

Anonymous said...

Jes, who's Heckel and who's Jeckel?
MM

Anonymous said...

Nothing worse than a necrophiliac dog...Last time it was that dead possum.

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