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Sure has a purdy mouth.
-DougM
You crack me up Doug!
yer killing me here Rodger.
just keep your dog away from me, ok?
oh, does this qualify as "death porn"?
Took a friend's big-city-know-it- all-brother deer hunting. By the 3rd day HE was telling US how to hunt deer.
I shot a decent buck on the 3rd Morning. While I was dressing it he walks up. I ask: Do ya wanna mount it?" He stammers "Uh, no it's your buck." I kinda leer and look over both shoulders and say: "It'll be OK, nobody's lookin."
He was real quiet the rest of the trip.
RAK
10!
I believe the word is "PWN3D"
A butcher I know in Vermont was filling up his truck on day. At the pump next to his was a guy from Mass. who had come up from the city to go hunting. My butcher friend struck up a conversation.
Mass Dude: "This is the first time hunting and I actually bagged a deer!"
Butcher: looking at the roof of his car where the 'deer' was strapped. "Um... That's a goat!"
Mass Dude took off quickly..
An arab at the airport:
– Name?
– Abdul al-Rhazib
– Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
– No, no... I mean male or female?
– Male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
– But isn't that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer run too fast.
Jes, who's Heckel and who's Jeckel?
MM
Nothing worse than a necrophiliac dog...Last time it was that dead possum.