Thursday, September 25, 2008

Painful History. Very.

FAIL

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

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"Well batten down me poopdeck, ye scurvy dog!!!"

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Anonymous said...

The crew bought him a special pair of commemorative knickers.

Anonymous said...

Now that's funny.

Anonymous said...

Skipper's buckin' fer Rear Adm.
-DougM

titan saturnae said...

Ah, yes, the Brit Navy - powered by rum, sodomy and the lash.

BobG said...

"Heave-ho, Mr. Christian, heave-ho!"

Anonymous said...

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper, he packed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I spit bourbon ...

Anonymous said...

Good gawd Rodger, you've never heard the lyrics of Columbo?

They sailed, and sailed, for forty days, across the wide Atlantic. If not for the crack of a horses ass, the sailors'd all be frantic.

Chorus:
He said the world was round-oh, he said it could be found-oh, that hypothetical, masturbating sonuvabitch Columbo!


For more of the collected wit:

http://haell.com/~wyrm/works/amuse/nautical/columbo

rockville said...

...not to mention Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What if ma and pa come home?" said the fair young maiden,

"I'll f*** your ma and blow your pa!" Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."


and that's one of the less bawdy verses.

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