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"Well batten down me poopdeck, ye scurvy dog!!!"
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The crew bought him a special pair of commemorative knickers.
Now that's funny.
Skipper's buckin' fer Rear Adm.
-DougM
Ah, yes, the Brit Navy - powered by rum, sodomy and the lash.
"Heave-ho, Mr. Christian, heave-ho!"
The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper, he packed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper.
I spit bourbon ...
Good gawd Rodger, you've never heard the lyrics of Columbo?
They sailed, and sailed, for forty days, across the wide Atlantic. If not for the crack of a horses ass, the sailors'd all be frantic.
Chorus:
He said the world was round-oh, he said it could be found-oh, that hypothetical, masturbating sonuvabitch Columbo!
For more of the collected wit:
http://haell.com/~wyrm/works/amuse/nautical/columbo
...not to mention Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"What if ma and pa come home?" said the fair young maiden,
"I'll f*** your ma and blow your pa!" Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."
and that's one of the less bawdy verses.