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Thursday, September 25, 2008
10 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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"Well batten down me poopdeck, ye scurvy dog!!!"
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9/25/08, 3:51 PM
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Anonymous said...
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The crew bought him a special pair of commemorative knickers.
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9/25/08, 3:53 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Now that's funny.
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9/25/08, 3:54 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Skipper's buckin' fer Rear Adm.
-DougM -
9/25/08, 4:15 PM
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titan saturnae said...
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Ah, yes, the Brit Navy - powered by rum, sodomy and the lash.
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9/25/08, 4:43 PM
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BobG said...
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"Heave-ho, Mr. Christian, heave-ho!"
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9/25/08, 5:36 PM
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Anonymous said...
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The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper, he packed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper.
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9/25/08, 8:21 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I spit bourbon ...
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9/25/08, 9:09 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Good gawd Rodger, you've never heard the lyrics of Columbo?
They sailed, and sailed, for forty days, across the wide Atlantic. If not for the crack of a horses ass, the sailors'd all be frantic.
Chorus:
He said the world was round-oh, he said it could be found-oh, that hypothetical, masturbating sonuvabitch Columbo!
For more of the collected wit:
http://haell.com/~wyrm/works/amuse/nautical/columbo -
9/26/08, 1:30 AM
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rockville said...
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...not to mention Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"What if ma and pa come home?" said the fair young maiden,
"I'll f*** your ma and blow your pa!" Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."
and that's one of the less bawdy verses. -
9/26/08, 1:46 AM
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