Chicken and toes

Jones's Good-Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

A man with a plan

You don't need no stinking Harvard MBA to keep that failed newspaper afloat, or sell a good chicken.  What you need is knowledge about what your target market wants, and give it to them. In south Chicago that evidently is a toe massage with your wings.  Toby Jones started his Big-Ass empire by purchasing a warehouse for $1.00, and now look at him.  He also sells a line of Big-Ass T-shirts and bumper stickers, designed by his mama. Tell me you're not tempted by this menu, but note that "people missing toes still pay full price." “ At Jones' BBQ we make deliciously cooked food with class. We'll fry anything, in any style and in any way. The only limit is my imagination and your stomach! Tell what you want to eat, I'll cook it! We also offer: * Alabama Free Range Biscuits * Homemade Soup Soaked Fries * "SuperStar" Carrot Bread * Tossed Catfish * Beer Battered Bacon * The Triple Fried Grab Bag * Fried Pie Go ahead and place your order today at 708-224-6191 ”