Know your Foreigners

P.J. O'Rourke

'nuff said

Rodge, will this offend me?  I'm very easily upset by stereotyped characterizations. Pasty Fayse Ms. Fayse I don't think so, everything appears to be properly researched, and correctly presented.  Here's a sample entry. “ Racial Characteristics: Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language. Good Points: Invented the blowjob. Proper Forms of Address: Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick. An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character: A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!" Next .... AFRICANS ” Tim W