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He gave her a copy of his prized college bong set?
olds-mo-william

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Anonymous : 4/2/09 1:05 AM

Just as I was driving off today, I realized that I had just tanked up at a Citgo gas station. "Oh crap," I thought, "They get their oil from Venezuela whose president is an America-hating, commie bastard - but then, so is our president, so what the heck."
GrinfilledCelt

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Anonymous : 4/2/09 1:15 AM

Citgo refining is wholly owned by Chavez.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 4/2/09 7:34 AM

Now that's funny.

# posted by

Chuck Martel : 4/2/09 7:50 AM

Later, moved by the momentus occasion and visit, the queen said candidly that she is. “ just a regular gal who craps just like everybody else.”........No word from Michelle......Holy shit.

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JMcD : 4/2/09 10:01 AM

Am I wrong that the term "White Trash " is somehow the most accurate descriptive?

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/2/09 10:10 AM

Obama can call himself white trash if he wants to ...

# posted by

kbarrett : 4/2/09 11:56 AM

No, he can call himself Kenyan trash, Harvard trash, Chicago thug acorn trash, Indo-trash, commie-orgo trash or half white trash, but white trash wouldn't be right.

JP

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/2/09 1:11 PM

Excrement must be removed from the walkway.

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cmblake6 : 4/3/09 5:14 AM

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Alton Wings

Original Buffalos

I've made several Alton Brown recipes, but never repeated one. Never got a result worth all the labor most of his deals require. His chicken wings will be an exception. Every thing he does with these wings is counter intuitive.

Steams wings for 10 minutes,
In the fridge for at least an hour.
Bakes them at 425° for 40 minutes - 20 min./side.

The wing sauce is true to the original Buffalo Wing's - 3/4 stick of of butter plus chopped garlic, melted; add 1/4 cup of hot sauce and toss hot wings.

The steaming removes enough fat that they won't smoke the house up when baking. The fridge time is for drying the wings, which makes them crispy. And crispy they are, even after tossing in the sauce. Mo Sup ate twice as many as me. Click the pic for the recipe. Oh - I put the wings on a rack in my fry pan and steamed them in 2 shifts. The hell with all that other crap.

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Buffalo Wings Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2009 07:36:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (13) | Send This Post

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When I click the pic it goes all 404 on my monkey ass.

Turing word: confack (exACTly!)

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BlogDog : 4/1/09 7:47 PM

I absolutely LOVE Good Eats and have made many of his recipes more than once (especially the standing rib roast - comes out PERFECT every time).

As for his wing sauce, well, let's just say I've got a connection to the Anchor Bar.

# posted by

El Jefe : 4/1/09 7:52 PM

If it was baked it's not a true chicken wing.They have to be fried to be the real deal.

# posted by

buffload : 4/1/09 8:52 PM

The Anchor Bar has so so wings,Duffs or La Nova have great wings

# posted by

buffload : 4/1/09 8:57 PM

dang. just looking at that makes me hungry and I alraedy had dinner!

# posted by

LindaSoG : 4/1/09 9:02 PM

BlogDog - Rodger went on a beer run or something, so let me give you the recipe and the video.

# posted by

B....... : 4/1/09 9:37 PM

You want heat, I'll give ya heat

# posted by

Alear : 4/2/09 12:47 AM

I've made his egg nog. It's wonderful! =0p
GrinfilledCelt

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Anonymous : 4/2/09 1:01 AM

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buffload - baking at 425 degrees for 45 minutes is from the original Anchor recipe.
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Rodger the Real King of France : 4/2/09 7:40 AM

Rodge, I heartily agree that Alton's is the easiest and most foolproof recipe for wings. I coat mine with my secret Asian sauce that has about 2 T hoisin sauce, a squirt or 3 of Chinese hot chili sauce, ginger, garlic and sherry.

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JohnO : 4/2/09 7:46 AM

Regardless of taste, I've always considered chicken wings like crab legs: not enough meat for too much work.

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Kim du Toit : 4/2/09 11:42 AM

Chicken Bone
Composer: Yoko Kano
Preformed by: The Seatbelts

(Chicken bone...chicken bone...)

I like, you like, he likes, she likes chicken bone...
Everyone loves like a crazy chicken bone...
My dog, my cat, my mouse want chicken bone...
I left my head over the chicken bone...

(Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Heh heh...Destroy!)
(Chicken bone...chicken bone...)

Dreamin' dreamin' dreamin' of this chicken bone...
Crazy crazy crazy 'bout the chicken bone...
Happy happy happy with the chicken bone...
From this spot and all my heart is chicken bone...

Roast it well with cajun sauce,
together, together...Oohh...
Long as they don't throw it away...
Bake it with asian sauce,
together, together...Oohh...
It is good for your healthy life,
Baby it's true...
Coz when you love it to the bone,
Woah...Bone...

(Chicken bone...chicken bone...)

I'd love to go just like a Chicken bone...
I'm really moved by the chicken bone...
The more you eat, the more you'll be the chicken bone...
I left my head over the chicken bone...

bahdeahdeeahdeeah...bahdeahdeeahdeeah... (Heh heh...Destroy!)
bahdeahdeeahdeeah...bahdeahdeeahdeeah...

Dreamin' dreamin' dreamin' of this chicken bone... (Proceed with the operation)
Crazy crazy crazy 'bout the chicken bone...
Happy happy happy with the chicken bone...
From this spot and all my heart is chicken bone...

Roast it well with cajun sauce,
together, together...Oohh...
Long as they don't throw it away...
Bake it with asian sauce,
together, together...Oohh...
It is good for your healthy life,
Baby it's true...
Coz when you love it to the bone,
Woah...Bone...

(Chicken bone...chicken bone...)
repeat/fade

GrinfilledCelt

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/3/09 12:41 AM

Ah, Kim. No appreciation for the art of food. I miss you so much!

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cmblake6 : 4/3/09 5:19 AM

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Words Do Not suffice

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Our idiot President Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2009 03:37:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (11) | Send This Post

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Well at least "Princess Grace of Chicago" wore sleeves for the occasion.

In the future these are the Jimmy Carter "swimming attack rabbit" moments we will cherish.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 4:09 PM

Maybe he's hoping the Queen will sextext him?
alwaysFresh

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 5:06 PM

It's a new model from Apple: The ObamaPod. Only sold in black, and when you push its buttons it makes a lot of noise but does absolutely nothing.

Turing word: boscru - casting couch for female employees?

# posted by

BlogDog : 4/1/09 5:15 PM

What a fucking twit.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 6:51 PM

"Teabagger", I like it!

Where's DuToit when you need him?

# posted by

j_c_ : 4/1/09 7:12 PM

It's certainly an exceptional and personal gift. I'm sure it took Obama at least 30 seconds to tell an aide to run to Target and pick up something.

First choice was a pencil sharpener with a built in digital clock. It's too bad they didn't have any in stock.

# posted by

Jon : 4/1/09 8:10 PM

BlogDog!!!!!!!!That funny!
xero

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 9:32 PM

In case you were wondering what's uploaded on the iPod:

Photos from President Obama's Inauguration

Audio of then-state senator Obama's speech at the 2004

Democratic National Convention,

and

Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address

no, really.

I gotta hand it to the Queen. Britain's Press Association reports that the Royal couple gave the Obamas "a silver-framed, signed photograph of themselves."

Bwahahahahahaha!

# posted by

LindaSoG : 4/1/09 10:39 PM

I thought you were making that up ... JFC!

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Rodger the Real King of France : 4/1/09 11:36 PM

At least he could dispatch a flunky to a Stuckey's in Oklahoma and pick up an Oklahoma Turd Bird. It's possible she does not have one yet.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/2/09 9:04 AM

Ain't that oreo cookie a little short on filling?

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JMcD : 4/2/09 10:20 AM

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I still think he did it

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

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Bear Attack Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2009 01:42:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (0) | Send This Post

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Government Claims Power to Ban Books and Speech

Cincinnati Times Union , July 1937

This is cherry-snipped, but it's obvious where Obama and Senate Democrats are heading. One vote is all it will take to effectively strike the First Amendment by fiat. JFC, I can't keep up with the pace of outrages this government is inflicting. And yet ..... Go figure

“

On Mar. 24, the Supreme Court heard arguments in Citizens United v. FEC, the latest installment in an ongoing series of challenges to the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act (BCRA), better known as McCain-Feingold.

The group Citizens United produced a documentary critical of Hillary Clinton during her failed presidential campaign. (Citizens United also made a similar film about Barack Obama, though this lawsuit focused on the Clinton movie.) But when the group sought to market the movie through Video On Demand, the FEC blocked it. The FEC cited BCRA, which makes it a federal felony to fund any TV or radio broadcast that names a candidate for federal office in the thirty days prior to a primary election or sixty days prior to a general election, called the "blackout" periods.

The Obama Justice Department defended the FEC's action with a team from the department's elite Solicitor General's Office. But that team was outmatched by the lawyer representing Citizens United, renowned former Solicitor General Ted Olson.

Far more important than the specific facts in this case was the enormous scope of power that the Obama Administration was claiming under BCRA, an array so broad that the justices balked at the government's answers to their questions. The Obama Administration claimed that BCRA allows the federal government to ban a 600-page book if it mentions a candidate's name only once, a 90-minute movie if it mentions a candidate's name once, or even a toy action figure of a candidate. If the organization uses a single dime of its general funds to produce, promote or distribute any such materials during the "blackout" periods, it becomes a federal crime.

The key justices in this case seemed astonished at the broad powers the Obama Administration was claiming under BCRA, and seem poised to rule 5-4 in favor of Citizens United. This would continue a steady trend over the past couple years, with moderate Justice Kennedy siding with the four conservative justices on issues of political speech. This will be the third BCRA suit in as many years, and should be decided by the same split as they others.

The whole deal

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Astounding Scope Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2009 01:24:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (2) | Send This Post

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Maybe this shed light on WHY they think they can.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/04/obamas_revenge_against_gm.html

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Anonymous : 4/1/09 2:27 PM

"...federal felony to fund any TV or radio broadcast that names..."

Since when is a 'video on demand' a "BROADCAST"?? That would have been my first question, but it would have avoided confronting the actual question of BCRA and the first amendment. If it is on cable, and is not presented in any manner without being requested, then I don't see how it is a broadcast.

But then again, I am not a lawyer.

tomw

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Anonymous : 4/2/09 3:43 PM

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Four Gays Walk Into a Bar ...

and they find a problem. There's only one stool left.
One guy says "Lets flip for it"
But another says "No, Lets flip it over"
But another says "No, I'm smugglin' jokes up me rectum."

I used to think that Britain's erstwhile colony lagged behind the mother country by about 15 years in the race to socialistic tyranny. That's been adjusted downward on an ever accelerated pace, and today I've adjusted my SOC-DEFCON (Socialism Defense Condition) to LEVEL 0. Hell, we might actually be an exporter in some areas. Any bets on how long before one of our commie nincompoops proposes the same legislation? Listen to the Brit government's explanation of why free speech can't apply in this instance.

“

... ministers said if the “free speech” amendment was accepted it could provide a loophole for people wishing to incite hatred.

”

And, no, this is sadly not an April Fools joke.

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Erstwhile Liberties Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2009 11:25:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (7) | Send This Post

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Barney Frank!

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 11:35 AM

This is why there is no comedy section in a gay book store.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 12:58 PM

The funny thing is, gays tend to have a terrific sense of humor ... at least the ones in my orbit do.

# posted by

Rodger the Real King of France : 4/1/09 1:32 PM

Yeah, gays probably laugh at Irish/Jewish/Hillbilly jokes....I mean hell, doesn't everybody?

# posted by

JMcD : 4/1/09 2:05 PM

I am not a bigot.
I laugh at all ethnic jokes.
—DougM

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 2:53 PM

Dtay outta England Doug..gBоڗ

# posted by

JMcD : 4/1/09 4:16 PM

Did you hear about the bouncer at the gay club?
He gave all the patrons the bum's rush.

Waiter to drinker seated at the gay bar: "May I push in your stool?"

etc. etc. etc.

# posted by

BlogDog : 4/1/09 5:18 PM

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TODAY'S NEWS INDEX

“

The Guardian goes all Twitter

, ditching the printed version and the website. “Experts say any story can be told in 140 characters.”

Another early project for Cadie: making a 3D version of Google Chrome, since “81% of households had red/blue 3D glasses lying around.”

There’s no gentle way of putting this, but YouTube just flails with upside down video viewing.

Gmail now has AutoPilot.

Google Brain Search uses CADIE technology to index your brain.

Google Books is in on it too. See this monograph signed by the CADIE team for example.

Google Australia introduces the gBall, which will change Australian rules football as we know it.

There is also a featured YouTube video of a panda by the user ‘cadiesingularity’ with a profile stating “Cadie - the world’s first Cognitive Auto-Heuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity”.

When browsing Street View in Google Maps, a panda is shown in the bottom right map instead of the yellow person usually shown.

CADIE even has its own blog on Blogger.

There is also a “CADIE’s recommended places for humans” link in Google Maps, which leads to the “Panda Mapplet” and includes several marked locations with “CADIE’s” commentary. Under Redmond WA a link is listed which will rick roll the viewer.

Meanwhile, Identi.ca has acquired Twitter. A Twitter executive was quoted afterwards saying: “I was worried we were going to have to make a business out of that whole Twitter thing! I’m really glad it’s someone else’s problem now.”

Google is apparently also building a new $100 laptop together with Alienware (Dell). It will have a built-in brain wave reading chip, with sensors that need to be applied onto the user’s skull.

Scientists at CERN have found the cell that basically triggered the Big Bang.

The Pirate Bay sells out to Warner Bros.

There’s a new social network for your nose, a friendspace for your fragrance, a place to share your opinions on perfumes and vote for your favorite smells. They call it smellr and it’s online now.

Grandson of Kenyan Mau-Mau, now an Indonesian Muslim elected U.S. President.

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Mostly purloined

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In The News Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2009 10:48:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (0) | Send This Post

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I'm not sure, Dr. Schlong. I do think, however, that it bares further looking into.
Oh, sorry: Bears looking into fur
Dang it! Bares fur for ...
Oh hell. I give up.

# posted by

BlogDog : 4/1/09 11:55 AM

That would've made a good puzzle.
Tim

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 12:01 PM

Levitation?
—DougM

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 2:57 PM

It's just a female variation on the old "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" technique.

# posted by

pdwalker : 4/1/09 9:40 PM

Once again there's only one word here thats comes to mind......MERCY

Spanky

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Anonymous : 4/2/09 8:28 AM

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Quick!!! While He’s Outta the Country,
Let’s Change it Back to ‘America’!!!!!!!

Samarui A.G. TFV found this wonderfully refreshing answer to all our problems.

“

The Prez has flown to England and there’s only one thing to do while he’s gone: Let’s get our country back. Okay, it’s not going to be easy, there are a lot of hurdles. I’m pretty sure I can take Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, and that puffball press secretary Gibbs. Multiple adversary bash-a-thon!!! Hai-Yah!!

Barney Frank I ain’t touchin’… I’m not a homophobe; I simply suffer from an irrational childhood fear of Elmer Fudd.

And Nancy Pelosi? I’m sending my friend Andrew Breitbart in to cross-check her hard into the glass. (I know he’s been dyin’ to get the go-ahead.) I am certain that if I confronted her, she would hit me with that death ray from those Neutronium eyeballs of hers…the same ones that hypnotize the Washington press corps into not busting up every time she opens her mouth.

But seriously, folks. I don’t know why anyone’s surprised. Obama for two years told us what he’s all about. Made it clear as day. And everyone just sort of…looked the other way. ”Oh, he’s not a socialist! He’s just saying those things to keep the far left loonies happy. You watch, he’ll govern from the center.”

Oh really? Well, it’s been only two months and let’s take a look at what he’s done. (Everybody follow along, and please feel free to add anything I’m missing.) -- Continued

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A splendid idea Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2009 09:48:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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Umm smack smack...How high d'yu say that wheat was Bob?..Smack.

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JMcD : 4/1/09 5:21 PM

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Faces of Evil Incompetence

Dodd/Blumenthal	Barney Frank

If you haven't yet seen Glenn Beck's confrontation with Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal , it's a priceless example of a democrat being asked, probably for the very first time, to explain his feckless administration of the law for political gain. To wit: why he hasn't gone after Chris Dodd with the same vigor as AIG bonus recipients, who broke no laws?	Beck evaluates Barney Frank as a public servant, which he has been since 1972. Chilling words: "The government is now 80% owner."

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Pounce Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2009 09:08:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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I love Beck, but do miss Brit. Bret's alright though, but Brit was solid. One of those old time news guys who put himself behind what he was saying.

# posted by

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher : 4/1/09 12:44 PM

The difference is Beck carries the fight to the enemy. He even admits that he will probably loose everything in the end. I respect that. Not just another voyeur for hire.

Semper Fi Mr. Beck

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/09 1:03 PM

I love that he carries the fight to the enemy, we need more of it. I guess it's personal preference. I like Ann Coulter's acid tongue approach, but many do not.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 4/1/09 1:35 PM

Ann in a strictly debate setting comes off as kind of, well, we're not allowed to say that here. Very smart clearly, just feels mean spirited. But on shows like Red Eye late at night. She's a smokin' babe. :-p

# posted by

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher : 4/1/09 4:29 PM

Man that's low. Comparing any human to that vile pile of poop.
xero

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Anonymous : 4/1/09 10:26 PM

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Why We Win

Don't need no stinkin' $400 replacement

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DIY Car Window Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2009 08:00:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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And if you act now, Iowahawk has an excellent video on why we won WWII.
olds-mo-william

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Anonymous : 4/1/09 10:28 AM

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Government Claims Power to Ban Books and Speech

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