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Friday, April 09, 2010

Gunpoint Nannyism

GAH!
will this liberal wet dream ever end?

Sebelius: FDA Will Require Health Labels on Front of Food Packages

Sebelius explained: "While sitting on the toilet Sunday, I ate a 12 pack of Peeps, and only then turned the package over to discover that, instead of getting 100 % of my gluten requirements, I had consumed 1680 calories of sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, Yellow#5 (Tartrazine) Potassium Sorbate, Carnauba Wax ... but Peeps are "Gluten Free!" I crapped (not from the Peeps; just my morning dump)! Had the ingredients been listed on the front of the package, I doubt I'd have eaten all of them. "

Rodger the Real King of France 4/09/2010 10:06:00 AM 15 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

15 comments:

an ignorant dickweed said...: I think the problem is that you eat on the toilet, that makes you want to shit on your food.; 4/9/10, 12:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Hmmm. I can think of hundreds of things that Peeps does not contain. Maybe we should list them, also. Maybe we should give the chemical formula for each ingredient, MSDS for each chemical and the **cking atomic number of every DAMNED ELEMENT FOUND IN EVERY SINGLE PEEP......or....maybe we should fire some people in Washington, DC.; 4/9/10, 12:59 PM
Anonymous said...: what happened to newsbusters?; 4/9/10, 1:28 PM
clem said...: Clever packaging designers will just redesign the box artwork so that the "front" becomes the back. Supermarket shelf stockers will turn the boxes around.

Then the FDA will require nutrition labels on all six sides. Then someone will invent an eight-sided box. And so on...; 4/9/10, 2:38 PM
Juice said...: I guess this fine song is dead now. Libs have made a mockery of all we stand for.
**EXPLICIT WARNING**
http://tinyurl.com/mvl9k5; 4/9/10, 3:25 PM
Anonymous said...: -------------------------------
How about truth in politics? The ballots for the presidential election should have had the following warning

WARNING - A vote for Barack Barry Hussein Soetero Obama will result in most of the following

1. The biggest deficits in history which will enslave all future generations of americans

2. The appointment of a "safe Schools Czar" who encourages Pedophila. Be sure to provide your kids with adequate supplies of KY if he is elected

3. The transformation of the best health system in the world into a third world craptocracy

4. Humiliation of the US by having our president bow to Saudi Kings and Japanese emporers

5. The unilateral disarmament of our nuclear capability and the clear telegraphing of our responses to our enemies.

6. Terrorists will be mirandized within 50 minutes of capture. Gitmo will be disbanded and Eric Holder's law firm will represent terrorists in NYC

7. 16000 IRS agents will be turned loose to squeeze every last dime out of your sorry ass

8. The justice department will refuse to bring goons who threatened people at polling places in Philly to trial

9 The president will actively encourage union goons to "Get in their faces" when people disagree with him

Bullseye

-------------------------------; 4/9/10, 3:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Reading her toilet story reminded me of my past. When I was in Spain I noticed it was impossible to hit the water during my morning constitutional. I learned later it's called an inspection shelf or some such thing. It seems that some are far more concerned with their food AFTER they eat it. I was glad I wasnt an Airman. It would be a bitch to scrub those skid marks every morning.
Tim; 4/9/10, 5:39 PM
Anonymous said...: $#!t in the box , and and send it to the FDA ! Let them figure out what is in it ! smibsid : ); 4/9/10, 7:03 PM
Juice said...: Sadly, Bullseye,
Truth does not apply to politicians, as I'm sure you are aware and driven insane by.
Heck, they're barely held accountable by our Constitution, yet alone, "truth in advertising" like effing food labels!!; 4/9/10, 7:17 PM
Anonymous said...: This might not be World War III, but something is afoot. We are, however, in a world war against the forces of socialism, while fighting for freedom and free enterprise.

c.umulus n.imbusi iii; 4/9/10, 10:56 PM
ted s. said...: VOTE EM OUT

http://www.wnd.com/files/HouseVoteScoreCard.html; 4/9/10, 11:35 PM
MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...: 24hrs since Rodger's last posting? Highly unusual. I hope everything is Ok.; 4/10/10, 10:15 AM
Anonymous said...: He's proly just filling sandbags. and linking up some more 7.62 for the southwest bunker.
You guys hit the tip jar lately?
He might a gone on a bender...
RAK; 4/10/10, 12:27 PM
Flyfish said...: Next the IRS will be lining up to fine us if we can't read the labels.; 4/10/10, 1:05 PM
Alear said...: Take It Back. Outstanding parody.; 4/10/10, 4:00 PM

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Gunpoint Nannyism

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