Sunday, March 13, 2011

Upon the rocks ...

Philosophy

A Theological Crisis

Theoretically yes; each act results in the murder of 400 million potential peeps.  But ... what if the man has undergone a vasectomy? 

3/13/2011 06:08:00 PM 7 Comments

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7 comments:

Marie said...

Sperm is not a human being.

A fetus is.

"Fetus" is a Latin word for "baby."

Sperm does not develop into a human adult with the addition of time and nutrition. A baby in the womb does.

3/13/11, 6:23 PM
rickn8or said...

Following Marie's line of thinking, I'm, uh, we're we're off the hook for all that masturbation.

3/13/11, 6:27 PM
Anonymous said...

"...what if the man has undergone a vasectomy?" -- that takes the worry out of being close.

Brigadier Major Mike

3/13/11, 7:06 PM
caplight said...

what if she doesn't swallow?

3/13/11, 9:24 PM
Chuck said...

Buuuut....

Isn't cannibalism eating human flesh?

3/14/11, 1:12 AM
DougM said...

Not 4000.
Only one will make it at most.
(What? Fraternal twins? Shaddap!)

Chuck,
"Cannibalism is eating human flesh" only if the one eating is a human.

3/14/11, 2:25 AM
Anonymous said...

Sorry sperm no. 20,175. It looks like all of your hard work will land you in the clinic sink.

3/14/11, 6:14 AM

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