Saturday, August 06, 2011

Lemon Lemmings

Lemonade Stand model for American Bidness Climate
When life gives you a lemon gummint -
too f'n bad

Patrick's brother, Alex, said the audit has probably destroyed their business. "We were really excited, because Mom had agreed to give us $8 this week to buy Splenda so we could start selling diet lemonade, too. But, selling lemonade just isn't that much fun now."  [Full Audit]

A Stand-in for American Business

Midst the spate of kid lemonade stands being shut down by officious ass-hats, IRS involvement is a new twist. Patrick Davis (8) had his stand audited by the IRS last week.  He says it's because he made an anti-war statement (I miss my dad).
Anthony Mallett, a field agent with the IRS, said the reason for the audit has nothing to do with Davis' "anti-war tirade, but everything to do with the fact that his business expenses clearly exceed his income." [Etc]
Does it matter? After two weeks in business, the lemonade stand has generated $10 in revenue.  More importantly is the business climate that exists today.  If you think what we need is a relaxation of myriad regulations that stifle business, fat chance.  At least we're showing signs of fighting back ..
Lemonade tyranny
Public fights back against dream-crushing bureaucrats

On Aug. 20, over a hundred people have so far pledged to gather on the Capitol’s west lawn to protest the petty bureaucracy that thinks threatening children with fines is a proper use of taxpayer resources. The organizers promise that they are ready to go to jail for the ultimate act of civil disobedience: offering a refreshing cup of lemonade on a sultry afternoon on the nation’s front lawn for 10 cents.
"We're willing to go to jail" may not be the best mindset.  Ahem. Maybe time for a Job Fair.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

From the authors "about me" box: "This site contains satirical news stories. Ninety-nine percent of the people in the stories are just pretend. Don't get mad at them; they didn't do anything wrong."

The fact that this story is believable speaks volumes, though. It's easy to imagine an IRS wonk doing just this. After all, a US Fish & Wildlife service numbnuts slapped the mother of a girl who rescued a woodpecker from the family cat with a $500 fine.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/08/04/earlyshow/main20088063.shtml

The crap going on under this Regime defies parody.

Cheesy said...

How about, "I intend to shoot you dead if you attempt to deprive me of my money or my freedom."
Yeah, I like it.

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