Secretary Vaporizes Democrat Party ...

CHRISTMAS But Wait ...

“ After Kim Gaines found a small nativity scene in a box of old Christmas decorations, she decided it would look nice on her desk in the main office at Urbana High School. Almost a week after she placed the figures on her desk, the school's secretary of eight years said she was called into Principal Kathy Campagnoli's office, where Campagnoli said staff members had told her the display promotes Christianity and that Gaines should take it down. Gaines obliged and removed the nativity scene. But then she thought about it.  Thought about how the nation's culture had been hijacked by a handful of officious pissants and liberal judges.  Kim reached under her desk, flipped open the safety cover protecting the trigger, and pressed it.  In a heartbeat every liberal in America was vaporized.  Angels sang on high and the US Dollar was the strongest currency on earth.  Some of this story is accurate; some cathartic. ”