Phew

Unplugged I decided last week to walk to Omaha and back.  So, that's out of the way.

KIDS AND CHANCE FOR SUCCESS

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Court Boners

—  You Clot

“ Great Trial Boners During a trial practice Ted's lawyer tested the defense's contention that Ted was on the jogging trail that morning, still under the influence of Cialis which he'd taken the day before, and for which continued condition was going to call his physician when he got back to the office, when, because of weight loss, his jogging shorts fell down to his ankles, tripping and propelling him into Ms. Foster whose own jogging shorts had quite coincidentally also fallen to her ankles where she, being quite without undergarments, was bent over, frantically screeching, while pulling them up. Later, Ted took a plea deal on sexual assault instead of facing a rape trial. ”

Take that, Fiends

How I Saw It                                    What a day, so far! So I went to the Food Lion this morning and out front  a bunch of SEIU people were picketing because Food Lion isn't union.  You know how we feel about that.  I grabbed a cart and started for the entrance when six of them set upon me with a vengeance,  They were using clubs, I had just my fists.  After a bout ( get it? a bout?) 10 minutes the ma'amager came out to find six SIEU thugs laying on the ground, and asked if I'd like some gauze for my bleeding mouth.  I replied, "No thank you Ma'am, I'll just go home and have a swig of red whiskey."  She gave me a hug.  The police were arriving, so I just melted away.  Or, I had some molars pulled.  I forget.  I'm still groggy.

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TRUTH IN ADVERTISING

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TRKOF&S Hosiery

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“ ” I've no idea who the other owners are.

MLK Misquote

SNAFU  Correcting the Martin Luther King memorial mistake Jesse Jackson quote mistakenly used

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Secretary Vaporizes Democrat Party ...

CHRISTMAS But Wait ...

“ After Kim Gaines found a small nativity scene in a box of old Christmas decorations, she decided it would look nice on her desk in the main office at Urbana High School. Almost a week after she placed the figures on her desk, the school's secretary of eight years said she was called into Principal Kathy Campagnoli's office, where Campagnoli said staff members had told her the display promotes Christianity and that Gaines should take it down. Gaines obliged and removed the nativity scene. But then she thought about it.  Thought about how the nation's culture had been hijacked by a handful of officious pissants and liberal judges.  Kim reached under her desk, flipped open the safety cover protecting the trigger, and pressed it.  In a heartbeat every liberal in America was vaporized.  Angels sang on high and the US Dollar was the strongest currency on earth.  Some of this story is accurate; some cathartic. ”

Emma Watson's Topless Scene

Inside Edition from the set of the Harry Potter films

I don't think that passes muster either

Teddy II

Elisabeth Robert, former CEO of Vermont Teddy Bear, will deny Teddy lost repect for her in the morning.

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Sex, Violence, and Obama

No Gratuities, Please Stopping Obama Plagues

I just watched a quite excellent crime thriller from Argentina, last year's Academy Award winner The Secret in Their Eyes. It revolves around the violent rape and murder of a young housewife. The scene showing her obscenely battered and nude body, as found by the policia,  is revisited several times.  So I'm thinking, was this gratuitous? Could this movie have been made without this explicit scene, without losing any of its artistic value?   Yes.  No question about it.  That prompted me to ask again, has there ever been a nude scene, or gruesome violence depicted in a movie that was pivotal to its artistic value?  I can't say no, never.  Just, no, I can't think of one.  This exercise led me to a profound observation.  The ugly state of our union today is entirely caused by the graphic violent crime and sex found in recent films.  But, not necessarily for the reason you may think. Because the modern film maker displays everything, there is nothing left to imagine.  That's it, the profundity.  Use it or lose it. We are become a nation of people who can't see anything that's not served up before our eyes.  Did your dad see Veronica Lake naked in her films?  Absolutely.  Right there in his head.  And she never looked better. Granted, young boys couldn't quite get there, because they lacked the building blocks —  until some  Timmy Hill brought that magazine to school one day.  I'm suggesting that recent generations have lost the ability to see anything that's not placed right in front of them.  The result is they are prone to accept everything that is shown.  The result is President Bill Clinton, President  Barack Obama, and a congress so rancid and corrupt only a baby can recognize it.  So, there you have it. This post will double as my post graduate thesis.  Tomorrow I'll be a Doctor of Thinking.

Is there anything you can't do in a maidenform bra?

I dreamed I played ‘Lady of Spain’ in my Maidenform Bra.

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Crowd Warmer

OPENER

“ Rodge: I'd never been to an Obama "town hall" event before, but my girlfriend asked me to go to this one.  Did you know Obama had an opening "crowd warmer" act? Chris