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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

I remember in 2004 the left was saying that Bush was going to "find" Obama right before the election so that Bush would win the election.
I wonder how much the Obama and the democrats are going to take credit for this.

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 11:17 PM

'bout fucking time! Sheesh! Now watch captain zero and the dems parade around like proud peacocks trying to take all the credit.

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MoFiZiX Gr4FiX : 5/1/11 11:17 PM

USA! UAS! USA!
olds-mo-william

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 11:27 PM

The question is: Is there enough of his head left to put on a pike at the gates of the White House? (not that the current occupants would have the huevos to do it...)

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TimO : 5/1/11 11:30 PM

Send the body to Mr. Wu in Deadwood, South Dakota for disposition. He'll know what to do with it.

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Tom : 5/1/11 11:40 PM

Wu! *Points to Osama, throat cut motion* Coksucka!

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 11:54 PM

I admit to being slightly disappointed we didn't get the SOB alive so we could hang him at Ground Zero, on September 11, at 9AM.

I suspect that in his particular corner of Hell there are 72 demons taking turns f*cking HIM.

- One Man Gang

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Anonymous : 5/2/11 12:46 AM

If we had taken him alive we'd have had to have a civil trial in New York and whatnot, read his rights and given him his Koran and his prayer rug, allowed him evil little visitors -

Special Forces got it right.

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Marie : 5/2/11 2:34 AM

Time mag says: Why Bin Laden's Death No Longer Really Matters. FOAD! In 1995, the Abu Sayyaf, local Philippine muslim terrorists, attacked the small Christian town of Ipili in the southern part of the country, killing about 100, robbing 4 of the 7 banks,looting animals and vehicles, and burning down as much of the town as they could. Nine hostages were taken. Abu Sayyaf (AS) was and is funded directly by bin laden and senior AS officials met with him over the years regularly. I have lived as an USA expat here for 25 years and i guarantee you, bin laden dead IS A BIG FREAKING DEAL! to the Philippines.

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manilaman : 5/2/11 3:07 AM

The question is "why did Pakistan decide to give the US OBL?" After all, the guy was living in a suburb that's full of retired Pakistani Generals. The sort of place where anyone that was snooping around would be noticed and dealt with appropriately.

OBL has been pretty much irrelevant for quite some time but now he's just become a martyr. Died in combat with US troops. And there's no danger of his being captured and put on trial where he might start singing.
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Anonymous : 5/2/11 5:42 AM

Interesting to watch Obama's peacenik contingent morphing into bloodthirsty war mongers, isn't it?

They voted for him on his promise to shut down the Bush Wars and turn the US away from our bad war mongering days. He was the man to put us on a path toward peace, one world-ism and make everyone love us again.

Now they cheer everytime Dear Leader announces his next new war or the bombing of another country.

In the Bush days the killing of a foe brought them out into the streets to demonstrate against our wickedness. Now they storm into the streets to celebrate Dear Leader's newest victory.

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Anonymous : 5/2/11 6:11 AM

I WANT TO SEE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE!

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birther : 5/2/11 6:17 AM

I am glad Obama let Bush's plan to come to fruition. At least he didn't fuck that up. Every other thing he has done has been a clusterfuck.

OBL is fish food and for that I am glad. We are in for some seriously bad shit. The fact that Pakistani military hid him since 2005 says we cannot trust any of them! Fuck them all - bring our soldiers home and let them kill each other - they are good at that. Let no more of our treasure to be spent on these filthy scum.

Bolivar

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Anonymous : 5/2/11 6:34 AM

the LIBERALS that run this website refuse to talk about the timing of this. after us true americans found out the released birth certificate was fake obama created this whole osama is dead story to distract people and you liberals FELL FOR IT!!!!!!
FACTS:
There is no body "it was dumped at sea" convenient huh?
This whole thing cost millions of dollars to cover up!
there is no death certificate!
He was in a different country at the time of his death!

You liberals ignore the facts that this was a cover up!

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birther : 5/2/11 7:08 AM

I think we oughta put up a big American "cultural center" there. You know, to promote peace, justice, and the amurican way...

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Anonymous : 5/2/11 7:54 AM

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I'm trying to be less crepuscular. Please bear with me.

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Self improvement Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/01/2011 10:53:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Roger, are you following the news that bin Laden is dead?

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Annoying Mike : 5/1/11 10:57 PM

Heck...I dunno...I kinda like when you traverse the twilight zone.

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JMcD : 5/1/11 11:02 PM

Actually my wife just called me with the news. I was spackling.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 5/1/11 11:17 PM

Spackling is good for the crepuscular soul. Smooths out the blemishes, fills in the cracks.

Carry on, Crepusc!

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vanderleun : 5/2/11 11:05 AM

What's so bad about Crepping anyway? Only fools compete with the robins for worms; the smart money stays in bed until the free happy hour food is brought out.

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Mom : 5/2/11 12:06 PM

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Group of deaf, mute friends stabbed at bar after thug mistakes sign language for gang signs

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A group of deaf friends were stabbed at a bar in Florida after a woman mistook their sign language for gang signs.

The group's signing caught the eye of 45-year-old gang-banger Barbara Lee. She thought the group was throwing gang signs at her, and responded by flashing gang signs back at them, cops said.

The group motioned for her to leave them alone.

Lee left the bar but returned with two members of her crew ... begin stabbing.

I used to watch (but, can't stomach anymore) the gang and prison shows on the Hitler Channels. You've seen them. Prison gangsta talks about the sanctity of his gang tattoo, and how anyone who has one that's unauthorized has to be killed. Because, dammit, is disrespectful! They work damn hard to earn the right to wear that badge of honor - like, e.g. killing a rival gang member.

So I'm thinking, okay, this is easy. Go to all the prisons - especially in California, and check inmate tats. If they wear one of those gang signs, bingo. Prima facie. An admission of murder. Take them down to the green chamber for summary justice. Wap-Wap. This trash, too. Everybody agrees with me too.

And the verdict is...

zipppppppppppp!

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Sign Crime Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/01/2011 10:38:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

If it makes you feel better, the Fed is paying much more attention to disarming YOU than they are them. Actually, they are protected by the fed, even though they are being controlled by a foreign nation (MS13-Zetas). So why are gangs not domestic terrorists?

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 10:43 PM

why?

They vote democrat, Even if they don't know it. And they share the same goals for the US as Obama. That's why.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 5/1/11 10:57 PM

I'll be looking forward to American Sign Language being modified to "accommodate" the gang-bangers and "avoid misunderstanding".

Kind of like how straight people avoid gay clothing, colors, jewelry, drinks, etc. etc.

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Arturo : 5/2/11 2:17 AM

So, you sain' they behave like Muslims ...
or the other way around?

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DougM : 5/2/11 3:35 PM

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Bridal Path

Much attention has been given to the “Balcony Kiss” of Will and Kate of late. It is, of course, far from the only official protocol attendant to British Royal Nuptials. There is, in fact, a protocol for the wedding night. As a commoner, Kate would likely have received this explanation from one of the Royal Retainers something like this.
The newlyweds would enter the Royal Honeymoon Suite through separate entrances. Each would find them in dressing chambers on either side of the Royal Honeymoon Chamber. Once they had completed their preparations, including Kate dressing in the Historic Royal Bridal Trousseau, they would enter the Royal Chamber for Consummation, Will entering first.

Upon Kate’s entrance, she would, “Offer her Honor,” at which point Will would Honor her Offer. And then all night long it would be honor and offer…offer and honor…honor and offer…

Tom Mann

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Bridal Path Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/01/2011 02:33:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (3) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Rimshot!

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Jim - PRS : 5/1/11 2:39 PM

I believe that the statue is 13th. century German.
Notice that the well prepared groom is wearing his "schwantzhalter". (see crotch)

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JMcD : 5/1/11 5:47 PM

Bridal??!!! Hah, in my day we didn't use no bridal... we just held em by their ears till they got used to it.
...oh, what's that you say?

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 9:01 PM

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Where was MY cowbell?

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It's all moo now. Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/01/2011 02:21:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (3) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

That cow doesn't look like it's going to clear the fence--could mean udder destruction.

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Snackeater : 5/1/11 3:50 PM

The animals passed the word around: the farmer had that "hungry look" in his eye. One of the cows was going to be eaten. It was best to lie low for a while. Clarabelle, as usual, took it a bit too literally.

# posted by

clem : 5/1/11 6:09 PM

This is a subtle shot at Bush.
I mean, look at the shape of the ladder.

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DougM : 5/1/11 6:17 PM

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I am reminded

My dad told the story about a company of colored tankers rolling into whatever German town he was in at the time. He said they were very popular with the local women, who had never seen a black man before, and were utterly unaffected by race issues. The tankers told the girls they were special "night fighters," and scored heavily.

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Night Fighters Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/01/2011 01:41:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (3) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Those Black tankers who had survived long enough to reach Germany in those Shermans had gotten gotten pretty good at taking on the heavier Germans from the flanks and behind. Their tank commanders were known for keeping their heads up and out of the turret even under small arms fire. I heard a rumor that when one was chastised for breaking the non fraternization rule (that hadn't been enacted yet) the enlisted man said he couldn't resist the opportunity to charge and engage the enemy from the front.

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toadold : 5/1/11 2:22 PM

"the heavier Germans from the flanks and behind."

toadold, you probably are referring to Bertha Buttholdtz and her sisters.

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JMcD : 5/1/11 4:42 PM

^JMcD,
Nah, they just always seem to be holding six or seven big steins of beer in front.

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DougM : 5/1/11 6:15 PM

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How much oil does the U.S. have in the ground?

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A short flash video that shows you where the oil has come from, over time. It is a graphic reminder that we put money in the pocket of downright evil people -- dictators of the worse sort -- every time we buy a gallon of gasoline. This is one of the world's many complex moral choices that we elide rather than resolve. That evasion used to trouble me, until I decided that it is the only way that a thoughtful person can get through the day. [Tiger Hawk]

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Tiger Hawks has this exactly right. Because of very misguided policy (at best), or an intentional "leveling of tables" (my choice), we're verging on third world status. We have in the process " put money in the pocket of downright evil people." In the 1960s we were producing 8,979,000 barrels of oil. Today, with an economy vastly larger ...

... we're doing 5,510,000 barrels. Why? Because we've used our oil resources? Not even close. The answer to "How much oil does the U.S. have in the ground?" is “more than all the Middle East put together.” We can supply 100% of our oil, and export to the rest of the world for at least 500 years. But guess what? Long before that, fossil fuels will have gone the way of whale oil. Some of you saw this in yesterday's TOP GEAR video.

Coming soon to a dealer near you

The latent boffin hiding inside James bursts forth when he gets his hands on GM’s futuristic oxygen and hydrogen powered Hywire – the only one in existence.

Watch this segment on GM's Hywire concept car, fueled by sea water (click, select video segment 2, and go to about the 3:50 mark). This isn't pie-in-the-sky. This car was drivable in 2002 (when the video was made). The estimate then was GM was about 20 years away from production. Granted, since Obama nationalized GM, and has his people running it, GM is prolly about 200 years away, but there are others working on it as well. So, all of this anguish, suffering, inflation and job loss today was preventable. We did it to ourselves, by electing, and I must say it, Democrats.

For what it's worth.

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How much oil do we have? Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/01/2011 01:18:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (7) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

It is not FOSSIL fuel. The earth actually makes oil and the earth also makes water. These are NOT finite resources. And, I'm all for private industry coming up with solutions like this car. The more the merrier! Pedal to the metal! Let's go! Drill baby drill! Enough? OK...

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Bill W. : 5/1/11 1:32 PM

Hydrogen fuel cells are NOT FUEL. They are just a fancy battery. The molecular hydrogen "fuel" has to be manufactured, a process that requires a lot of energy from somewhere else. (Usually coal)

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gebiv : 5/1/11 2:04 PM

oh dear

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Rodger the Real King of France : 5/1/11 2:24 PM

Next time someone uses the term "fossil fuel", ask them how the oceans of moons like Titan and comets are filled with hydrocarbons with no dinosaurs ever having lived there...

I also agree that oil/gas is only a temporary fuel (like whale oil was)just like atomic fisson is a temporary fuel - if only they'd kick the butts of the researchers that have been dicking around with fusion for 40 years with no real solutions yet. A massive Manhattan Project could get everything solved in 10 years.

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TimO : 5/1/11 5:18 PM

Putting some numbers on the "Oh dear":
1 kg of hydrogen yields about 40kWh energy.
H2 generation via electrolysis of H2O requires ~50 to 79 kWh of energy per kg H2 produced, making the process only 50-80% efficient.
H2 can be generated directly from natural gas, but (heh heh) the process emits more CO2 than the gasoline it would replace. Suck it envirowackos.
Then there is the transportation/distribution problem H2.
Trucked as a gas, you need a 33 ton tube trailer to transport 2 tons of H2.
Trucked as a liquid, you can transport more in a smaller volume, but it takes ~40% of the energy yielded to compress the H2 fuel.
Storing H2 in a car gets even more interesting, explosion hazard aside. The liquefied H2 has lower energy density by volume than gasoline by a factor of four, because of the low density of liquid H2 There is actually more hydrogen in a gallon of gasoline (~430 grams) than there is in a gallon of pure liquid hydrogen (270 grams). Liquid hydrogen storage tanks must also be well insulated to minimize boil off and are much, much heavier than a gasoline tank having the same energy storage capacity. BTW, H2 is so low in density that it diffuses through the molecular structure of its containers, embrittling metals and weakening them (did I mention explosion hazard?)
H2 power is useful for special applications, but in our lifetimes, IMHO it is just a wet dream for envirowackos.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 6:04 PM

Neptune and Jupiter must have had thousand miles long Godzilla "fossils" to have spawned all these hydrocarbons!

# posted by

Wabano : 5/1/11 7:28 PM

I never realized that the Canuuks were downright evil people. You do realize that they are the USA's #1 supplier of oil. #2 is Spicixo which is an f'd up country but I would not necessarily call it evil.

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TheOldMan : 5/2/11 1:29 PM

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Do somehing useful Maddow ...

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Palin to Maddow - 'Get me a Diet Coke" Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/01/2011 10:44:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (3) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

"young man? Could you get me a diet coke?"

Frank G

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 11:47 AM

was there supposed to be a story on that page?

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 3:14 PM

"And a newspaper. I want to see if you're next after Katie."

H the comet

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 3:25 PM

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Wedding Pictures You Haven't Seen

Via the little girl on the left - The Photo Bomb of the Century"

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Michelle's Mirror Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/01/2011 10:27:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

"Photo bomb" You keep using those words. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 10:38 AM

So how does it feel to have made it to the big time, Rodger? You have finally rated your own feces flinging libtard in Ninny Moose above. I wish he weren't such a coward and pick a name for himself.
GrinfilledCelt

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 2:34 PM

Photoshop, the editing of a photo.
Photobomb, when someone intentionally or unintentionally appears in someone else's photo.
Knowing the difference, and not being a birfer does not make me a liberal.

-Anonymous

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Anonymous : 5/1/11 8:25 PM

"Photobomb" was part of the funny.
You know, where she's popping up all over the place at the wedding.
Not knowing that and then carrying on and on about it makes you an even bigger mook.

But anyways, did I spell everything correctly?

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SondraK, naughty naughty wingnut : 5/2/11 12:26 AM

No sqvirrel?

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DougM : 5/2/11 3:37 PM

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