THE BARN ARMY NEEDS YOU |
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Dedicated Dick Learns New Stuff and Moves Ahead
Dangerous Missions, You Pay Us, Snappy Uniforms |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
THE BARN ARMY NEEDS YOU |
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Dedicated Dick Learns New Stuff and Moves Ahead
Dangerous Missions, You Pay Us, Snappy Uniforms |
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Wife beater uniforms?!? COOL! Yer the Bestest Grand ol' Dear Leader EVUH!
Ditto pd and with hardware like that we can't be beat !
How can you tell the person's rank in a wife-beater uniform? Easy!
Gravy stains = chevrons!
Secret - Barn Army Eyes Only:
That's a Stealth GAU-8, salvaged from the crashed helicopter at the bin Laden compound. Don't ask me how I know that.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Remember:
save all your empty paper-towel tubes for makin' rockets.
They work against cardboard-box forts, even the enemy drapes a blanket over top.
Needs a couple of torpedo heaters to add verisimilitude, heat, smell, and noise.
Casca