Monday, November 26, 2012

Recruiting - Barn Army

THE BARN ARMY NEEDS YOU








 A Dedicated Dick Learns New Stuff and Moves Ahead

Dangerous Missions, You Pay Us, Snappy Uniforms

6 comments:

pdwalker said...

Wife beater uniforms?!? COOL! Yer the Bestest Grand ol' Dear Leader EVUH!

george said...

Ditto pd and with hardware like that we can't be beat !

El Jefe said...

How can you tell the person's rank in a wife-beater uniform? Easy!

Gravy stains = chevrons!

Anonymous said...

Secret - Barn Army Eyes Only:
That's a Stealth GAU-8, salvaged from the crashed helicopter at the bin Laden compound. Don't ask me how I know that.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

DougM said...

Remember:
save all your empty paper-towel tubes for makin' rockets.
They work against cardboard-box forts, even the enemy drapes a blanket over top.

Anonymous said...

Needs a couple of torpedo heaters to add verisimilitude, heat, smell, and noise.

Casca

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