Sunday, May 10, 2015

RECYCLE YOUR KOTEX! A CONTEST





Mad Men Run Amok -    BLOODY HELL!


I thought this was a spoof ad, but no.  Saw it while watching Armando Montelongo (who astounds me).  Anyway, the copy goes..
Dear POISE. Women are using period pads for pee. I said pee.

What if Women took those period pads and turned them into something awesome?

HOW WOULD YOU RECYCLE YOUR PERIOD PAD?

My first thought was brake pads. Too flimsy.

SHARK CHUM!
 What will your entry be?  It'll have to be pretty damn good to beat what I finally came up with (under the beer can rollover.)  

The whole idea is pretty stupid, but then I'm really out of touch. For instance, this is an actual Bud Light beer can that touts it will (girls)"remove 'NO' from your vocabulary."  I'm thinking the same agency is responsible for the pad abortion.  
5/10/2015 08:31:00 PM 4 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Authorities are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman only needs to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

In some of the more disturbing cases, after several Beers, men will often succumb to the opportunity to have sex with horrific looking women with whom they would never normally be associated.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship".

In more extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage".

Unsuspecting men are rendered much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this Beer scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Course" in the phone book.

5/11/15, 12:38 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

OMFG! Thanks, but it's too late for me.

Sign me Anonymous

5/11/15, 9:08 AM
Anonymous said...

Catnip for men

5/11/15, 6:47 PM
Anonymous said...

WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT FOR A NAVAL AVIATOR TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT FOR A NAVAL AVIATOR TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disordor
4. Transubstantiate

WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE FOR A NAVAL AVIATOR TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no
coordination and would hate to look like a real fool!
7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.


Tim

5/11/15, 8:09 PM

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