Saturday, September 10, 2016

Since it started raining

Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window 

If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.


Juice said...


Helly said...

That's a shot in the foot, regardless of who's holding the gun.

toadold said...

As the marshal walked down the street with his badge pinned to his chest, you could tell he was a tough man/
'Cause he wasn't wearing a shirt.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a locked door, had his knob shot off.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

toadold said...

Tonto not knowing the Lone Ranger had disguised himself as a pool table, racked his balls.

DougM said...

That joke works for dogs, cats, kids, and doddering grandparents, too.

toadold said...

On the back of a biker's shirt:
"If you can read this the bitch fell off."

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