Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Bond Crap

Is the Bond movie "Man With The Golden Gun" the worst movie ever made? The answer is yes.

Saturday, August 01, 2015

Addled-up here boss

A CAUTIONARY TALE


Well this is a sumbitch.  After reinstalling
Win 8 (in a pique I deleted  it a month ago-without a reliable backup because that's how pissed off I was). I used to do that all the time, and it was a piece of cake. No more. 

Just a month ago I finished the June Mahjong Challenge (3 puzzles a day) with 100% for the third month in a row, although I did have a real problem with one, and took me at least a dozen tries. I really knew something was amiss when I started the June challenge beginning Jube 17th. Right off the bat I had problems with even some "Easy" ones.  July ended with three unfinished ga,es. Now, this is all about memory. You have to remember what tiles you missed, amd where they were. I can't do that in any depth now.  WTFF? 

Mosup says it's sugar.

Starting the New Year, I had a case of flu that lasted the better part of a month.  My daily 10,000 Fitbit steps a day plummeted to 6000.  Then I had what I thought was a torn knee cartilege.  No.  I have arthritiis in both knees.  Sawbones wants to do kneecaps;  No way, not while I can still walk and two Aleve's twice a day keeps them servicable, but  my steps went down to under 5000. 

The poison ivy that turned into contact dermatitis was the killer. I spend the better part of the day watching movies and snacking.   I'm putting on weight which puts me in dangerwarms MoSupof getting Type 2 -- what the hell, I can't think of it (this is in real time)  ...  !Type 2 Diabetes, or worse.  My brain isn't snapping right.

Diabetes is the worse disease you can have because it attacks every part of your body. That prospect scared the hell out of me enopught that I got my harmonica and began building my lung capacity back up(3 pack a day smoker before I quit 12 years ago).  Harmonica playing is only thing that works.  I'm learning Dixie.  It's already paying dividends
rode my bike yesterday.

Today I turned another corner.  After watching Mountain Men for 6 straight hours I was really pumped! Turned  the AC  up to 75° (from 72
°), the better to swaet. Went out to the garage, found my axe, and sharpened it!  Hoo-Rah!   I shot a mouse in the garage too.  I'm back!  Now, where that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to fuck?  Wait ... is that right?




CRAP

Saturday, October 19, 2013

What if..?

 

Yes, I am ashamed to have thought of it, and more ashamed to have done so publicly.  But, it is a legitimate Jesuitical question.  I think the one on the right is cute.






Friday, October 04, 2013

Girls Poo?





\Run Afoul
 
Chris







Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Send Electricity

sumbitch got us




Friday, October 26, 2012

Md Infrastructure

Just got a call from the county emergency people warning to expect wide-spread power outages of a long duration.  That pretty much means I'm living on borrowed time, blog wise. BGE depends on volunteers from Texas too clean up their messes anymore.  Got an order in for full house generator, but it happening anytime soon. 

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

O'Malley's Blackout



O'Malley's Black Out



Be Afraid.  This weasel makes no secret of his presidential ambitions.  He is a clone of Obama, only whiter.  I love stuff like this.  What?  Hate his fk'n guts? Well ... whoops.  Doorbell.


Thursday, March 17, 2011

House For Sale

Now, tell me, is Jennifer
Aniston worth $42 million dollars?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

S.O.

Thunder, Lightning, Snow Here
Continual power outages.
Repent. The End Is Now.
you bastard!

Saturday, May 01, 2010

VERIZON FIOS IS CRAP

Have I said that Verizon is filled with nice but incompetent people? And FIOS TV is the biggest piece of crap service on Earth? I did? Okay. Sorry. Carry on.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Obama Plate Update

But Wait! There's More
forewarned is forearmed
hey happen in pieces
SondraK, Lympian Slayer