Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Funniest News Stories from last 20 yearsl

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

ROO v. MAN


RON in OHIO

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Trump DUET


Hilarious!

Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Obama discusses Syria on Facebook

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Demitri Martin



Demetri Martin is my current best comedian ever.  Sharp, innovative, works clean, and is funny. 


Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Seinfeld - Full Standup

Sunday, December 07, 2014

Holiday Dinner Party




                                      



Metzger

Monday, November 10, 2014

The Flipside with Michael Loftus

Res Ipsa Loquitur        






What if the Daily Show had an enema... ?





Those weary of annoying liberal chatter and America bashing in the comedy realm have a new alternative. That would be “The Flipside”, a weekly half-hour broadcast dicing through politics and culture, but produced by a group of stalwart creatives who have some serious conservative underpinnings, with a few dashes of libertarianism.
Only six (now seven) episodes into its fall run, and the new show has been picked up by three major cable broadcasters and 200 independent stations.
“The reaction has been very positive. A lot of people have been waiting for a show that doesn’t slam America at every turn, or push a socialist agenda,” executive producer Kfir Alfia said in an interview. “Even if we were completely neutral, the audience would see it as a breath of fresh air. They’ve been waiting for a show like this.”
He speaks from personal experience.
“I was looking around at the cultural landscape, so dominated by left-leaning ideology in movies, TV, news. That was a compelling reason to start thinking ‘what can I do?’ ” Mr. Alfia observed.
Indeed, the success of Roger Ailes, the man who developed the concept for Fox News, is not lost on the team, which methodically explored independent ways to market and distribute their broadcast with some healthy success.
“I believe it was Charles Krauthammer who said the genius of Roger Ailes is that he discovered the other half of the American people and made them his audience. That’s what we hope to do,” said producer Matt Sheffield, a longtime conservative blogger and a editor for the Media Research Center.
The on-camera muscle for the promising venture is Michael Loftus, a writer and veteran stand-up comedian who has been on, yes, the Comedy Channel, TruTV and the History Channel, among other broadcast venues. He also serves as producer and writer for “Anger Management” - a daring and noisy video project from actor Charlie Sheen.
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Tommy Lee Smith sent a link to The Flipside with Michael Loftus.  Ever hear of it?  Me neither.  There have been numerous attempts made to air a conservative "Daily Show" that was actually funny; none were, or are.  This is different.  I actually laughed several times while watching  episode one; I think you will too.  If so, this is a major breakthrough; a way to reach today's yoot in a truly entertaining way.  Thank you Tommy Lee Smith!

Here are links to episodes 2,3,4,5,6, and 7  on You Tube.  I intend to post one a day for a week.

PS- Tell me what you think in comments, please.  Did you find it as funny as I did? 


Sunday, April 20, 2014

EASTER!

Celebrating Easter Here Boss


A young man was talking to the Virgin Mary in Heaven. and asked her if he could ask a personal question. Mary agreed.

"Mary, I notice that you always look sort of sad on the statues and paintings of you holding the baby Jesus," he said.  "Why are you so sad?"
Mary pulled the young man aside and whispered, "I have never told this to anyone before, but I was sort of hoping for a girl."



Just before his sermon, the pastor was testing his microphone by tapping it  It didn't work, so he called out. "There is something wrong with the microphone," to which the obedient congregation answered. "and also with you."



How to make holy water.  Put a pan of water in the stove and boil the Hell out of it.


Catholic Bulletin



Thursday, October 10, 2013

Community Service



One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Congress was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Merrily

Sunday, September 29, 2013

English is Tough Stuff

English is Tough Stuff




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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Nick DiPaolo; Comedy Laureate of the Tea Party


Nick DiPaolo: RAW NERVE
(NSFW)



Nick DiPaolo is the Comedy Laureate of the Tea Party.  I snagged 10 minutes from his "Raw Nerve" video because I wanted you to know  .... The whole video is on NetFlix and Amazon .... 



Friday, June 17, 2011

Bustin' It

The Pull-Out Method

The Pull-Out-Myth

Kitty

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Payback Rapture?

Anthony Weiner is a lot like Bill Clinton, only funnier.
Hillary Squared
The lede segues to "We were first reminded of Bill Clinton when, at the gym yesterday, we tuned in to CNN (the communist YMCA doesn't get Fox News) to watch Weiner's press conference. Instead of Weiner, there was Andrew Breitbart holding forth. It was just like that day in December when Bill Clinton gave his first White House press conference in a decade ... ."  But these nutroot quotes are funnier still.
Andrew Reinbach at the Puffington Host (sic) Sunday:
"What's gone largely unremarked is that the tactics used against Rep. Weiner are the ones at the top of the Right Wing toolkit. At a minimum, the Right Wing displays a fondness for tactics, and a willingness to stoop, that I think have no place in the public sphere."

Daily Nutroots
And "Stranded Wind" at DailyKos.com Thursday:
"Congressman Anthony Weiner was stalked, set up, smeared, and this was coordinated to protect Clarence Thomas from scrutiny. . . . This conservative crime wave isn't going to just go away. As we've seen with Anthony Weiner, any individual who troubles them, even if that person by [sic] a United States Congressman, is going to get whacked."

And "phenry," also at DailyKos.com Thursday:
"In reality, of course, the 'hacker' probably just spent about an hour figuring out how to spoof yfrog's incredibly weak security and then uploaded a picture he found on a porn site. But Rep. Weiner doesn't know that. Realistically, there's no reason to expect him to know that. Now that the wheels are coming off of the cunning plan and Breitbart has once again been exposed as the charlatan and serial liar that he is ... " [WSJ, The Second Time as Farce]
Oh Lordy.  Is this "payback rapture," I wonder?

Monday, April 25, 2011

Bill Burr

Bill Burr
Seinfed with an attitude (who uses f**k.  A lot)

Bill Burr
After dumping XM Radio over a year ago I substituted Hitler Channel stuff to put me to sleep, and keep me from thinking about stuff that keeps me awake.  Lately I've turned to NetFlix offerings (like Truman, Ken Burns Baseball, etc.)  I've avoided comedians, because it's pretty much become obligatory for them to say something politically stupid, which takes the edge off the comedy and puts one on me.  Last night I took a flyer on this guy Bill Burr, whom I had never heard of before. I cannot imagine any dude who will not love this guy.  This CD was recorded at a concert at the Filmore in San Francisco, and he never once uttered a political thought.  Lots of women will like him too, if they can get over the language, which is full of Ef words, but in a good way.  He's someone I know very well, sounding like a Rockaway Beach Mick.  Here's some You Tube samples; Here's the (Instant) Net Flix.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

It Worked!


Wow! Thanks Rodge.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Senior Gets a Ticket

When is it time for Senileor
Citizen's to Give Up Driving?



MoSup

Friday, November 12, 2010

The man in the bedroom closet

A likely Story

A likely story

A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, sex and more sex; my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece."

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away, over 45 cents ?!?!?"
Tom Mann

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Boot Laces

What I See Here ...
Cut out the DI, and what you have is a Scholl's foot deoderant ad.  The second I saw it  however, I remembered this command I actually heard being delivered.  I'm laughing again like I did then. 

Note:  While I'm sure they were woman's Army, I am not positive that the drill instructor was  female.

Boned Jello