FUNWEB VIRUS II

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MFCKPMFC! VIRUS II

I decided to check for the "FUNWEB" virus on my portable BU/Drive.  JFC! Good thing. “ ”

Yeah, we'll miss this sumbitch

Lawyer John O'Quinn Dead in Car Wreck

The Loss Of John OQuinn Is Being Felt Throughout The US But His LegacyJohn O'Quinn - Tort Scum Will Live On

Granny Turlock Original

Moment of Impact

A contest

The women's sewing club in ozaob's home town had a contest to draw the best picture of someone who resembled Bill Ayers, but wasn't really him.  Here's the winning entry.  The artist, a 93 year old widow name Granny Turlock, suggested "25-06 125 grain Hollow Point hand loaded "Hot"for maximum effect."   Yup. Prevailing Mood = 18

Speaker Hankey

Hi-Di-Ho!

My fellow Marylanders have beat out of me the notion that the American voter will, in the long haul, get it right.  Any group of addle minded voters,  stupid enough to turn out of office the most successful governor in my lifetime, for a two-bit conniving liar, and hustler, like Martin O'Malley are beyond redemption.  Baltimore is also where the current Speaker of the House learned her trade, which gives you an idea.  It really doesn't matter who the next president is if Pelosi and Reid are still running things in 2009.  In retrospect, it would have been a blessing had the Commies nuked Maryland in 1960.  August 17-25 to be exact.  My dad took us camping in Kentucky that week, so nothing of value would have been lost  (sorry Diane W, Mary B, Pam D, and  Sandy A (you bitch). Anyway -- to wit. “ Pelosi's latest move is to link a $108 billion supplemental bill for U.S. troops in Iraq to an extra $70 billion in pork spending in a tacked-on economic stimulus package. It's a bad idea, one that wouldn't make it through a congressional vote. So she's getting around that by changing the rules. Instead of submitting the package to a subcommittee vote, moving it to a full committee, and allowing debate until consensus is reached, Pelosi's skipping the appropriations process altogether. This has been done only a few times in the last 20 years — mostly in times of national emergency, like 9/11 and Katrina. Now, it's just business as usual with Pelosi in power. Pelosi seems to have been emboldened by her success in halting Colombia's free-trade agreement this month — again, not through votes, but by changing house rules to end the 90-day requirement to schedule a vote. This damages our alliance with Colombia. For what price? Like the Iraq bill, she's tying passage of Colombia free trade to the new pork spending she seeks. Winner: Big Labor. Loser: the private sector, which must pay $1 billion in tariffs.  [Hankey's Widening Power Grab] ”

Beat Gary

The winner in the first round ...

I knew it was out there, and Linda SOG found it.  Meet Gary, the guy who punched the girl in the wheelchair. It was cool.  He exposed the harassment in America.  If ever there was a guy deserving street justice, it's Gary. If you believe in that.  I don't. I meant in the good way.  Okay, time for a l;augh. Okay, time for a l;augh.

Sink! Sink !Sink!

Special license plates shield Cali officials from traffic tickets

The City In A Sewer

SAN FRANCISO GOVERNMENT PURCHASED BY LEFTIST HATE GROUP.
MOVEON.ORG

Or, at best, they're a second rate blog, but one without a B-52. Click-click

Protection Rackets

Music Tax Details: “Pay Us Not To Sue You”

You be our bitches

We learned yesterday that Warner Music, the third largest music label, is gunning for a $5/month music tax on U.S. residents. “ The tax will not, in fact, be mandatory. But that is misleading - it won’t be mandatory for ISPs who provide Internet access to actual users. But if ISPs join the scheme, it will apply to all of their customers and be added to their bill as a surcharge. Why will ISP’s agree to this? Mainly to avoid liability. The core of the plan is a covenant not to sue anyone who pays the fee. Griffin touched on this in the article, saying ISPs will want to “discharge their risk” around file sharing that occurs over their networks. The rollout plan will hit colleges and universities first, who will simply add the fee to tuition bills ...  ”

Kerry's Gang II

Criminal(s) Lying

Yes, Democrats

“ Special correspondent Jason Mattera waded into the Winter Soldier II hearings to ask the tale-tellers a simple question: Would they sign sworn affidavits detailing their alleged war atrocities? The answers will not surprise you, but it sure is useful to see the heirs of John “Ghengis Khan” Kerry pressed on the issue for posterity: [MM] ”

Japanese Mickey Mouse

Horry Clap!

“ My very dumbed-down version of the importance of “1936″: in the aftermath of the Mukden (Manchurian) Incident and Japan’s announced withdrawal from the League of Nations after the League concluded they were the aggressor, right wing elements in the country started an opinion campaign that once the Five Power naval limitation treaty ran out in 1936, America was planning to attack Japanese possessions, so Japan needed to expand its military…just in case. Apparently, this cartoon was an attempt to stir the pot. [Cartoon Brew] ” Talk about not paying attention to warning signs (last post), look at this 1934 Japanese cartoon.  Any nation portraying Mickey Mouse as the agent of evil is broadcasting, "We hate the United States and are going to attack it, probably in seven years!" "  I mean, WTF?  We should have nuked them then and there.  Oh, right.  Any way, I'm sure we learned our lesson.  Right?

NetFlix

NetFlix

Short Time No See Too

“ Cuzzin Ricky sold me on NetFlix yesterday.  No, not for the movies, although what the hell, we'll take our allocation.  No, I signed up for the instant view of old movies, television shows, etc.  First thing I did after signing up for a two-week free trial was order-up  a home view of television's  "The Office." That led to a screen instructing  me to download the NetFlix media player.  Okay.  But wait. Whoops.  I need  Media Player 11.  Okay, update me.  But wait. I can't use Media Player 11 because I don't have the Microsoft's Media Center Edition 2005 version of Windows.  I have the 2002  Media Player Edition, which is not upgradeable. Right here MoSup calls and asks me to order Chinese, which she'll pick up.  I can't find the freaking menu, and the place is unlisted (I'm not kidding). MFCS!  I call Mo Sup.  No answer, which means she's deep in the bowel's of some mall. Screw it. I called NetFlix tech support, and got verification that,  yes, I need Media Player 11. Tech guy  James  said it was Microsoft's fault.  I said, what the hell are you talking about, you designed the software?  No, NetFlix has to comply with Microsoft's media security dictates - the result of letting Hollywood control their software.  And don't give me any "buy a Mac" crap.  Steve Jobs is  a bigger whore to Big Media than Bill Gates is.  MFCS. I'm wondering what percentage of NetFlix customers meet that standard, of owning the Media Center 2005 edition of XP?  When I looked, you had to pay a hefty premium to get it in Vista.   Damned few, I'll warrant.  Anyway, we have the free two week trial - I ordered a couple of chick-flicks for Mo Sup - so two weeks is exactly how long my NetFlix account has to live.  And guess what?  With each passing day, I miss seeing Hollywood crap less and less. Grrr. ”