Showing posts with label Mail Call. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mail Call. Show all posts

Saturday, December 31, 2016

When Metzger speaks ...





I GET MAIL
From Ron Metzger
 








bocopro says:

December 30, 2016 at 5:12 pm

That Ellison is a Muslim Brotherhood agent is simply inarguable, and anyone who doubts it needs to turn in his decoder ring and ride his unicorn off into an enchanted forest where there be tygers.

Here is a truth: In the 20 or so nations (depending upon whose definition you go with), less than 2 million Arabs enjoy total political, economic, and religious freedom — and ALL of them live in one country. Guess which one.

In fact, Israel is the ONLY state in the entire region where Christians, Jews, Catholics, Muslims, and anyone else with a useful contribution to society, regardless of politics OR religion, can live in prosperity and unfettered freedom. The only thing Muslims have to fear in Israel is attack by fellow Muslims from the territory Israel has ALREADY given up in the interest of promoting negotiations.

Islam is an aggressive metastasizing cancer which needs to be excised, quickly, radically, mercilessly by whatever means available before the entire planet becomes a mindless hive of ignorant savages directed by embittered, paranoid, brainwashed clerics who howl at the moon and treat women as babymaking housekeepers designed to be used and not heard.

Oh, and Jacques Fargin Querrie is STILL a traitorous gigolo.

BTW — Barry Soetoro is an overeducated, overhyped, overpaid, racist twit.

O.K. I’ll be quiet now.

A quibble Ron.  I'd say Barry Soetoro is an over-schooled, under-eduacated, overhyped, overpaid, racist twit.

Thursday, December 08, 2016

WO TED




                     I GET MAIL
 








Rodge.  I saw and sent this (top picture) to my neighbor, warrant officer Ted who was a badass 'nam Vet.

I put his name in the subject line and thought he'd get a kick out of it.
Minutes later he emails me back with the real picture of him below.
The pose is almost identical. 
What a kick!

Mark Miller


War is Hell


Wednesday, November 30, 2016

KNOCK KNOCK





      I GET MAIL
 

FROM Tommy Lee Smith

4:26 AM (6 hours ago)

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Not meaning to be a dick or anything but the picture below was taken at OSU after the muzzie knife attack. Assuming they didnt know if he had a gun or where he was, they stacked chairs at the door. I do see a slight problem based on how the door swings.


Wednesday, May 27, 2015

FOUR 1911s?





                 I GET MAIL
 

Rodge;  I want to be the first person to shoot four 1911 pistols at once, on camera, and the first person to shoot 20 rounds in under 1.5 seconds!  Can you help
? Thanks in advance. KdT

Well, Yes.  And, No.  Not first anyway.  

R & Tommy Lee Smith

Monday, May 25, 2015

Missing Bill




                 I GET MAIL
 

It doesn't matter  what party you belong to - this is good natured political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where Ian Brown, a black commedian,  said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right -      I miss Bill Clinton *He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as
President.

*He played the sax.

*He smoked      weed.

*He had his way with      ugly white women.

*Even now? Look at him ... His wife works, and he doesn't!  And, he gets a check from the government every month.

*Manufacturers   announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week  with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a hot dog in hot water.

*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

*When asked what he   thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never  had one."

*The Clinton revised  judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the  whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need  to know."

*Clinton will be      recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the   Bushes.

Diane Lyons

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Ground Camel

Catch O' The Day



Ground Camel @ Wagshal's, $11.99 lb -- Tom Mann 

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Mail Call - Sailors

The Real King of France Answers Your Mail
Dear Real King of France:

While I was Watching the Olympics I wondered what happens when the women sailors have to pee?

Billy from Davenport


Unplugged



Wednesday, August 20, 2008

MailCall Sailing

The Real King of France Answers Your Mail
Dear Real King of France:

While I was Watching the Olympics I wondered what happens when the women sailors have to pee?

Billy from Davenport


Unplugged