It
doesn't matter what party you belong to -
this is good natured political humor
from a show on Canadian TV, where Ian
Brown, a black commedian, said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep,
that's right - I miss Bill Clinton *He
was the closest thing we ever got to
having a real black man as
President.
*He
played the sax.
*He
smoked weed.
*He
had his way with ugly white women.
*Even
now? Look at him ... His wife works, and
he doesn't! And, he gets a check
from the government every month.
*Manufacturers
announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this
week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a hot dog in hot water.
*Chrysler
Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The
Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
*When
asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
*The
Clinton revised judicial oath: "I
solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as
I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
*Clinton
will be recorded in history as the only
President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.
