How
to Masturbate if You Have a Vagina
Step by step.
Let’s talk about how to masturbate. It’s easy enough to get online and
find articles that gleefully say things like, “Go forth and masturbate!
You liberated goddess!” or, “Learn about your body by figuring out what
you like!” Most likely, some of your favorite celebrities have talked
about masturbation.
When you do have anal sex, go slowly.
That being said, yes, you will come in contact with some fecal matter.
You are entering a butthole. It is where poop comes out. Expecting to
do anal play and see zero poop isn’t particularly realistic. It’s NOT a
big deal. Everyone poops. Everyone has a butt.
But, what about if you’re totally on board with that line of thinking,
can’t wait to get cracking, but don’t know where to begin. Sex
education in the U.S. (and across the globe, TBH) is kind of a
disaster. Only 13 states mandate that students be taught sex ed that is
medically accurate, which means scientifically based.
On top of this conundrum, zero schools are required to teach about
pleasure. Everything is based in reproductive safety. You know, the old
“here’s how not to get pregnant” spiel. While that is undeniably
important information, there is more to sex than that.
No wonder you know nothing about masturbation. It’s not your fault, bb.
You’re likely not going to learn about the clitoris in school, the part
of your sexual organs that is solely designed for pleasure.
