"Will no one rid me of ...."

"When Repubicans talk about criminals, that's code for 'my friends'." Hillary Rodham Hillary Clinton goes all in on immigration; pledges to outdo Obama By Byron York Hillary Clinton held a Cinco de Mayo event with illegal immigrants in Nevada Tuesday —  "When [Republicans] talk about legal status, that is code for second-class status," Clinton said. I know this may sound trite, but only a Democrat pol would, or could,  dare utter so contemptuous a distortion of the truth with any hope of getting away with it. Am I right?

Electric Cars

DIY

Badass Birds

When a Vegan Speaks ...

Or, maybe you're just drunk?

People are always asking. "Say, Rodge ..

Can you stand on one leg? For 20 seconds? How about 5? Your Balance on One Leg & Your Stroke Risk Linked Inability to stand on one foot for 20-plus seconds could suggest brain vessel damage, study contends MoSup told me this while I was putting my pants on and wobbling like a top.  So I looked it up. But, you can practice and make it better. BONUS:  Only have one leg? — Good news!  You can now wear a thong. You're Welcome

Today's PETA Sammich

Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour oy vey ole' in comments

AKA- Same day citizenship

ems Push For Same-Day Voter Registration AKA- Same day citizenship Since individual states can do whatever they want in this regard it's a done deal, more or less, in states like Maryland.  Or, am I missing something?  But, why not registration by e-mail? I certify that I have attained the age of 18-years and am a U.S. citizen living in this state. What a great country.

Walton Goggins

What I Seed

All The Pre-Boyd Crowder Times You May Have Seen Walton Goggins And Not Known It I re-watched Django recently. Third time.  It's one of the greatest non-stop action packed, adrenaline pumping, hair-teeth and eyeball flying, smart talking  flicks I done ever seed.  But, talk about having screen presence.  Before he ever said a word I picked bit player Boyd Crowder out of the crowd.  Got me to thinking.  Is it possible that actor Walton Goggins could play any role other than a lovable ol' psychopathic killer?  I haven't see all of his stuff by a long shot, and I never watched a minute of 90210; but I bet "Mike Munchin" was dealing crank and deflowering young ladies in the 10th grade.  Here's a list.

Islam, and other deadly cancers

Multiple shootings, possible bomb at AFDI-Jihad Watch free speech event in Texas

“ Allahu Akbar!!!!! 2 of our brothers just opened fire at the Prophet Muhammad (s.a.w) art exhibition in texas! #TexasAttack  — AbuHussainAlBritani (@_AbuHu55ain) May 4, 2015

Shots have been fired outside a conference on cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed in a suburb of the US city of Dallas, police say. A Swat team member told the conference that one officer and two suspects were shot – but it is not clear if the shootings are related to the event. Police have put the Curtis Culwell Center in Garland on lockdown and told participants in the event not to leave. Dutch anti-Islamic politician Geert Wilders was attending the conference. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-32579396 Perspective:  Why Islam is a national threat of the first magnitude. Is everyone in American entertainment (including news media)  a hard core leftist?  Were all Germans Nazis?  Were all Russians communist?   Were all Colombians in the pocket of the country's drug cartels?  Were all New Yorkers mafioso?   Are all Muslims psychopathic killers? The answers are pretty much yes—if they were material to the aims of the ruling thugs.  The penalty for resistance was/is death (or unemployment, in the case of American media). Mohammed's new religion swept through all of Arabia in less than a century. Via the sword. There were no converts to Islam.  That's the culture we're dealing with. ISLAMIC TERROR IN TEXAS: ISIS Claims Responsibility When Two Gunmen Open Fire Outside Muhammad Cartoon Contest ..........Former Terror Suspect Well Known to the FBI is Named as One of Two Gunmen Shot Dead By Cops After Islamic Attack ..........Reports Suggest the Pair Were Carrying Explosives as They Approached the Building in the Dallas Suburb ..........Event Had Offered a $10,000 Prize for the Best Caricature of the Prophet Muhammad

BLUE BLOOD PAYBACK

"PAYBACK"

So you can feel good.  For a while, anyway The NYPD's crackdown on subway fare-beaters draws the ire of Reverend (Al Sharpton), a local African-American church leader, who accuses Frank of only targeting black neighborhoods. When Jamie and Renzulli enter his church on an armed robbery call, they're assaulted by (Sharpton's ) security team and barred from entering. Frank is angered when Mayor Poole wants him to give special lenience to Potter, even as the reverend continues to stir up racial tension and play to the press. ­ I previously stated that after watching a Blue Bloods episode I  (WE) always feel  good.  We watched this last night. Baltimore's Mayor missed it.

Black Panther Monkey Shines

HELTER SKELTER                           Provoking Racial Unrest

NEW BLACK PANTHER HEAD: LIKE FOUNDING FATHERS, WE ARE WILLING TO KILL FOR BLACK NATION WARNING: Profanity/Strong Racial Language This Week on the New Black Panther Party’s “Black Power Radio,” national chairman Hashim Nzinga said since America has “declared war on us,” evidenced by “military police in the black neighborhood” protecting the rich, the New Black Panthers should be looked upon as Founding Fathers who declare war and are “willing to die or kill to save our babies and to save a black nation that is dying before our eyes.” Nzinga said, “America is about protecting the rich and the powerful.” He added, “We pay taxes. They have declared war on us and it’s nothing but state racism.” “So if we say we are at war, we should be applauded like George Washington,” Nzinga continued. “We should be applauded like Thomas Jefferson. We should be applauded like the Founding Fathers of the country.” [full] “This is not the hate hour, this is the love hour,”he added. “We have to love ourselves enough to be willing to die or kill to save our babies and to save a black nation that is dying before our eyes.”TEXT Our Founders goal was to establish a "Black Nation?"

SUPREME COURT 'TARGETED BY U.S. SPIES'

2 MEMBERS OF SUPREME COURT 'TARGETED BY U.S. SPIES' Shock claim: Intel agencies 'harvested' personal data In Wednesday’s filing, Klayman revealed Montgomery would provide evidence intelligence agencies have even spied on and collected private and personal information on Supreme Court Justices John Roberts and Ruth Bader Ginsberg. It’s not the first time Klayman has hinted at spying on members of the Supreme Court, but this is the first time he has disclosed his witness as the source. [FULL] First reaction (but not for the first time)→ Chief Justice Robert's insane Obamacare ruling.

Our Fleet Enema

Should we ever decide to give Iran a Fleet Enema ... KLIK 4 FULL Commodore Major Cuzzin Ricky

Black Terror

HELTER SKELTER                           Provoking Racial Unrest

9-1-1 TERROR AS BLACK MOB RAMPAGES IN CHARLESTON Assailants described as 'swarm of bees' shouting racial epithets The thing is, these Black anarchists are now become, like Muslim militants, so terrifying to even their own community that even  even-keeled Black Americans (the majority), will be intimidated into joining them.  That's what I see. What I don't see is any happy ending.  For anyone, save Obamunsts that is.

Dream Headlines

DREAM HEADLINES Metzger

excruciating horribleness

MAIL Say Rodge, I need to, you know, punish myself for all the bad thoughts I've had about what I want to do with O█████ and those other MFCS████ats.  Do you have something that will serve as penance but not leave visible scars? Thanks, Bob Babiarz, Chicago Try The Winter War Bob.  It's three hours of excruciating  horribleness. Be the first person to watch it all and earn a plenary indulgence. If you don't read the subtitles and just make dialog up in your head ... it's still bad.

Baltimore NUKED!

HELTER SKELTER                           Provoking Racial Unrest

BALTIMORONS The news out of Baltimore is coming fast and furious, and pretty much all of it is enraging to anyone with an ounce of sanity. In other words, only conservatives and other racists. We're now being told that Freddie Gray's autopsy results do not indicate that the police were to blame, but rather that his life-ending injuries were either self-inflicted or (possible but less likely) the secondary result of a seizure. Which makes it all the more unacceptable that the mayor of Baltimore gave the violent rioters "space to destroy," and not only told the police to stand down and "let them loot," but also ordered the police not to wear items of protective riot gear which could cause "bad optics." Which is why some 100 officers were injured, property was destroyed, and buildings and stolen cars were set ablaze. Yeah, those are great optics, madam mayor. Now we're being told that these terrorizing miscreants, who were acting with neither cause nor control, are all good kids who are just frustrated because, according to Barack Obama, we haven't nurtured them with enough federal money. And most importantly, they shouldn't be called "thugs" because it might be code for the dreaded n-word.  Which, frankly, we consider to be an n-sult to our n-telligence. UPDATE: the Baltimore cops in the Freddie Gray case are now being charged with murder, manslaughter, and myriad other offenses. None of the charges are related to actually inflicting injuries to Freddie Gray. Rather, the charges are based on the accusation that the police failed to secure Gray with a seat belt during transport, and failed to render timely medical aid after he had requested it.  BUT WAIT!  There's MORE! When words fail us, satire steps to the plate! Stilton Jarlsberg  is our  Jonathan Swift.

How much for both of us?

I Have Two Vaginas!  (no, not her  ) Nothing surprises me anymore, but I do wonder about the "How I found found out" part. I mean ... WTF?  I did not watch to the exciting conclusion, but I do have a friend who wants to meet her.

There are no words to properly ..

Fawning Media a Given, But OMFG!

BEST EVER GRANOLA

FOOD

GRANOLA Chopping the almonds by hand is the first choice for superior texture and crunch. If you prefer not to hand chop, substitute an equal quantity of slivered or sliced almonds. (A food processor does a lousy job of chopping whole nuts evenly.) Use a single type of your favorite dried fruit or a combination. Do not use quick oats. INGREDIENTS 1/3 cup maple syrup 1/3 cup packed (2 1/3 ounces) light brown sugar 4 teaspoons vanilla extract 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup vegetable oil 5 cups old-fashioned rolled oats 2 cups (10 ounces) raw almonds, chopped coarse 2 cups raisins or other dried fruit, chopped INSTRUCTIONS 1. Adjust oven rack to upper-middle position and heat oven to 325 degrees. Line rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper. 2. Whisk maple syrup, brown sugar, vanilla, and salt in large bowl. Whisk in oil. Fold in oats and almonds until thoroughly coated. 3. Transfer oat mixture to prepared baking sheet and spread across sheet into thin, even layer (about 3/8 inch thick). Using stiff metal spatula, compress oat mixture until very compact. Bake until lightly browned, 40 to 45 minutes, rotating pan once halfway through baking. Remove granola from oven and cool on wire rack to room temperature, about 1 hour. Break cooled granola into pieces of desired size. Stir in dried fruit. (Granola can be stored in airtight container for up to 2 weeks.) Saw this on ATK awhile back.  While I was at the Giant yesterday I noticed they were selling little bags of this for $6-$9 a pop.  Thus inspired to take it to the man, I made it.  I cannot tell you how good this is, but MoSup wants to: WIFE: "Land-a- Goshen but this is good!" Here's the best part.  It took all of 5 minutes to make and put in the oven.  40 minutes bake time, I think, is better than 45. Here the on-line recipe.  It made 2 pounds, or as host Christopher Kimball said, "$80 worth!" You're welcome.