4TH AMENDMENT UNDERPANTS

Get the lead out of your pants fella ...

BITE ME

3 commies

The Mind Boggles

Are you sure we have to keep her, just because we bought her?

All in favor of whacking Assange ... .

Democrats and War

“ [Palin] wonders, “What if any diplomatic pressure was brought to bear on NATO, EU, and other allies to disrupt Wikileaks’ technical infrastructure? Did we use all the cyber tools at our disposal to permanently dismantle Wikileaks? Were individuals working for Wikileaks on these document leaks investigated? Shouldn’t they at least have had their financial assets frozen just as we do to individuals who provide material support for terrorist organizations?” But in the most eyebrow-raising section of the posting, Palin writes of Assange, “Why was he not pursued with the same urgency we pursue al Qaeda and Taliban leaders?” Does Palin Want to Whack Assange? ”

Whacking Assange ABC News's John Berman ends, "Given that the U.S. regularly targets suspected Al Qaeda leaders with missile or drone strikes, is she suggesting that Assange should have been whacked?" I certainly hope so.  I detect no disaaprobation in his voice, so I think deep down so does Berman.

Deep Gobbles

Turkeys Gobble

I watched Inside Deep Throat last night, because I didn't want to have to think.  It's about making the Linda Lovelace movie of the same name (which I saw 3 times), and you'll be hard pressed to find anyone involved  who doesn't make your skin crawl.  Well, Harry Reems comes off pretty well,  and yes it shows the gobble.  But that's not what I wanted to tell you about. After the film had been in distribution for a few years (it remains the most profitable film ever made), Linda Lovelace began doing television interviews.  This was about the time Gloria Steinem, et al, were building the Lib Women's Lib franchise, and suddenly here's the gobbler herself turned victim, saying "every time you see me in that movie I'm being raped!"   Well, likety-split she's traveling with Steinem, and made a poster girl for the  movement.  Later of course, she's old, wrinkled, broke and of no use to NOW, so she goes back to making hard core, but here's the point. When the most famous porn star in the universe recants, the Libbers and their media allies used it as prima-facie evidence that they were right.  Women are exploited!   When twenty years later, however, Norma McCorvey (the Roe in Roe  v. Wade) recanted, saying that she, and abortion, were wrong ...  guess what?   No "we were wrong" statement forthcoming. Al Gore would call it an Inconvenient Gobble, wot? Yeah, much ado about nothing, but it was in my head.

Our Heritage Kept Alive

How it was

First in series on how to survive without government telling you squat. Grammaw: "Boy, run out out a get me a chicken for supper." Boy -  Runs over to the chicken house, grabs one, puts foot on chicken's head and pulls it off.  Tosses  the chicken body away until it stops flopping about. Builds a fire on the mini hearth alongside the garage.  Goes to the pump and fills the pot.  Throws chicken into the pot; puts it on the fire until it gets right hot.  Pulls the chicken out and removes the feathers and pintails.  Slices her open and pulls out the guts.  Bring everything in to grammaw.  Wash the blood off my hands. Never heard of a soul what died because they didn't wear gloves and spray disinfectant.   Moral: fuck-off. and pass the taters. NEXT: Martha Stewart makes condoms from fresh-killed sheep.

Simple Egg Timer

Everyone can use this

You're welcome

OUT DAMN TAX

Where Mr. Creosote Eats Us Out of Insolvency

“ In a report released shortly before Thanksgiving, a deficit reduction panel co-chaired by former Republican Senator Pete Domenici and former Clinton budget director Alice Rivlin called for a national penny-per-ounce excise tax on sugary drinks. (That’s 68 cents on a two-liter bottle.) - Your New Tax Code

Oh yeah, the very government asshats who spent us into insolvency will solve it with a series of "temporary refund adjustments."  Decrease gummint spending? What's that, I c'unt hear you. “ Including benefits, the average federal government employee now earns $123,000 annually; double that of their counterparts in the private sector. It should come as no surprise that seven of the 10 richest counties in the nation surround Washington, DC.  Bob Barr notes that even the erstwhile(?) Soviet Union and Cuba are reducing their bloated bureaucracies - but not us.  Oh no.  Gird yourself against an onslaught of taxes that punish  gas, food, entertainment, travel,  and sin guzzlers.  And, how many new IRS agents did Obama just hire? - 10,000 or 100,000?  I forget.  But Rodge, what can we do aside from killing everyone?  Answer: keep doing what we've been doing.  Vote every liberal, progressive, democrat and moderate, whatever they call themselves,  out of office.  Or die broke.

Sideburns

Obama: Chapter LXVII

Feeling Good in the USA From a fake Lady Gaga CD to a thumb drive – the biggest intelligence leak in history

“ Hillary Clinton and several thousand diplomats around the world are going to have a heart attack when they wake up one morning and find an entire repository of classified foreign policy is available, in searchable format, to the public ... Everywhere there's a US post, there's a diplomatic scandal that will be revealed. Worldwide anarchy in CSV format ... It's beautiful, and horrifying.  - WikiLeaker Bradley Manning

Manning added, "Information should be free. It belongs in the public domain." The kid is a product of the "You're Okay, I'm Okay" (premarital sex is wrong, etc. are only opinions)  rubric that Liberals adopted to replace the nettlesome Ten Commandments.  Boiled down translation: If it feels good, do it. Okay, this will make me feel good.  Water board the little prick and extract every last detail of his treasonous actions; then inject a single .22 lead bullet into his "apricot."

Liberal Legerdemain

ALMOST COMICAL

Liberals distract attention away from their own penchant for controlling everyone's lives, by accusing Cap-C conservatives of themselves being that jack-booted thug.  Abortion is the major arrow in the quiver - invading a womans body and  bedroom,  but there are others.  One is pointing out how puritanical Republicans  held congressional hearings on comic books!  and magazines!   Comic-book Liberals like Stan Lee, the late William (MAD) Gaines, and others injecting it into the public debate is old hat. Am I alone in that remembrance?  George Will's column today, then, made me sit up and bark. “ An estimated 90 percent of children 8 to 13 then read 10-cent comic books, of which scores of millions were sold weekly. The worry du jour was juvenile delinquency. [...] In 1954, Fredric Wertham brought science - very loosely defined - to the subject of juvenile crime. Formerly chief resident in psychiatry at Johns Hopkins, he was politically progressive: When he opened a clinic in Harlem, he named it for Paul Lafargue, Karl Marx's son-in-law who translated portions of "Das Kapital" into French, thereby facilitating the derangement of Parisian intellectuals. ad_icon Without ever interviewing the convicted spy Ethel Rosenberg, Wertham testified on her behalf concerning what he called her "prison psychoses." Since 1948, he had been campaigning against comic books, and his 1954 book, "Seduction of the Innocent," which was praised by the progressive sociologist C. Wright Mills, became a bestseller by postulating a causal connection between comic books and the desensitization of young criminals: "Hitler was a beginner compared to the comic-book industry." Wertham was especially alarmed about the one-third of comic books that were horror comics, but his disapproval was capacious: Superman, who gave short shrift to due process in his crime-fighting, was a crypto-fascist. As for Batman and Robin, the "homoerotic tendencies" were patent. Even before Wertham's book appeared, a committee of New York's legislature considered government licensing of comic-book publishers ... [Our puritanical progressives]

With the smashing and the burning and the and the slashing ...

Teachers Ban Pencils and Pens In Classroom, but wait - There's even MORE!

You'll shoot your eye out

We're Broke and Obama is Toast

Cuzzin Ricky Harshes My Mellow Please watch these two Howard Davidowitz videos

Danny O'Brien

FYI: Celebrating Greatness

Joe Namath*, Dick Shiner, Alan Pastrana, Jim Corcoran, Bob Avellini, Mark Manges, Larry Dick, Boomer Esiason, Frank Reich, Stan Gelbaugh, Neil O'Donnell, Scott Zolak, Scott Milanovich, Sam Hollenbach, Shaun Hill.  These are some of the great Terp quarterbacks whose career started while I was in the stands.  I recognized greatness in some of them from the get-go (Namath, Shiner, Manges, Esiason); others developed into NFL quality QBs under my watchful eyes.  Did I say a word about any them at the time?  No, I did not (Google if you wish),  because I don't want to be one of those "mine is the best" people.  But Maryland's freshman quarterback Danny O'Brien is the best quarterback I've ever seen - his first three passes went for touchdowns.  O'Brien will become the greatest college player of all time. You read it here first.  Too bad if your team is on the Terp's schedule. * Namath signed a letter of intent with the Terps, but after two tries was unable to academically qualify for admission.  MD.  head coach Tom Nugent did not want Namath signing with yearly opponent Penn State so he guided Namath to sign with Alabama, coached by ex-Maryland Coach Bear Bryant.

Barry Obama - CIC

Q: What's worse than having LBJ as a wartime commander? A: Captain Hunch

NKorea deploys surface-to-air missiles near Yellow Sea... SKorea says sound of artillery heard on island... US aircraft carrier joins SKorean warships... China issues warning... Japan on edge... I spit out my Captain Crunch whilst reading this reason why Obama isn't a Sociopath  : “ Is Obama a sociopath? No, Barak [sic] Obama is not a "Sociopath". A true Psychopath is defined as someone scoring greater than 26 - 30 (depending on the jurisdiction) out of 40 on the Hare Psychopathy Checklist. This definition is under continual review, as it's now recognised that senior execs in Corporations, for example, often show a range of psychopathic traits (glib charm, narcissism, ruthlessness, lack of anxiety or fear) demanded by their positions without neccessarily breaking the law, and a high score on the Psychopathy checklist requires the subject to exhibit a consistent pattern of law-breaking behaviour. Such people might meet the second definition of Sociopathy above. These people are characteristically ruthless and grandiose, and those who work with and have worked with Obama comment on his humility and warmth, which are features a Sociopath would not show. Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Obama_a_sociopath#ixzz16asMAJF0

Winner Nobel Prize for Bacon

We Have a Winner

Ratus Akbar

Tikus Goreng Soetoro

I fixed some already

I can fix that I fixed that

Someone?

Barack's Hoops Hurt

The Rest of the Story Obama Bloodied EXCLUSIVE

Exclusive:  My sources .. I can't say too much, but  let's suppose there's a certain lady who was a star point guard in high school, and she knows Obama likes to mix it up on the court.  And I'm just saying here, but suppose the lady was busting jumpers in Barry's face and people were laughing ... and suddenly Barry said "Oh, I took an elbow and have to quit?"  Notice the complete lack of blood that one might expect from a gash requiring 12 stitches.  Notice the mystery woman dribbling the ball away ... .  You will not see these pictures anywhere else.  Lives are in danger.  Ahem.

North Korea, our 57th state

Sarah Palin said "North Korea" instead of South Korea a second after she had actually said "South Korea," and immediately corrected herself, but oh-nooooooo - Obama's posse are gone crazy over the possibility that this 'she idiot' will run against Obama even though they keep saying "please, please" run Palin, she'll be a disaster and we'll kick your ass.  Sarah Face™-Booked™ the rejoinder below, and I have joindered all of them into one video that you may want to use for stocking stuffers, you're welcome.

words                                                                                                        movie            “ “My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come,” Palin’s post began. “With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…”

Prove it!

GAME OF THE YEAR BOISE STATE-OHIO STATE

Ohio State president E. Gordon Gee says undefeated Boise State (and TCU) don't belong on the same field as Ohio State.  You can't buy that kind of hypeable comment for a post season game.  If Boise beats #19 Nevada they will have defeated two ranked teams (9th ranked Virginia Tech) to remain undefeated.   OSU lost to Wisconsin.  OSU v BS  would be a ratings knockout, and I would not put money on the outcome. Oh -  there's the "sweet justice"" thing too.