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Reid, McConnell Reach Deal to Adjourn Early By John Stanton Roll Call Staff Dec. 22, 2009, 2:24 p.m. Senate Republicans have agreed to end their filibuster of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s (D-Nev.) health care reform bill a few hours early on Christmas Eve, a move that will allow the GOP to technically stick to its promise to force Dec. 24 vote on the measure while still making it possible for Senators to return home for the holiday. ”

A Cavalcade of Schmucks

MRC's Quote of the Year “ Melissa Lafsky “Mary Jo wasn’t a right-wing talking point or a negative campaign slogan....We don’t know how much Kennedy was affected by her death, or what she’d have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history....[One wonders what] Mary Jo Kopechne would have had to say about Ted’s death, and what she’d have thought of the life and career that are being (rightfully) heralded. Who knows — maybe she’d feel it was worth it.” — Discover magazine deputy web editor Melissa Lafsky, who formerly worked on the New York Times’s Freakonomics blog, writing at the Huffington Post, August 27. ” MRC's Hall of Shame The Coronation of the Messiah Award for Fawning Inaugural Coverage Master of His Domain Award for Obama Puffery The Crush Rush Award for Loathing Limbaugh Damn Those Conservatives Award The Poison Tea Pot Award for Smearing the Anti-Obama Rabble Spread the Wealth Award for Socialist Sermonizing Long Live Camelot Award for Lionizing Ted Kennedy The Half-Baked Alaska Award for Pummeling Palin The Un-Fairness Doctrine Award for Slamming Media Conservatives Let Us Fluff Your Pillow Award for Obsequious Obama Interviews Barry’s Big Brain Award for Journalists Bedazzled by Obama’s Brilliance The Audacity of Dopes Award for Wackiest Analysis of the Year The Obamagasm Award for Seeing Coolness In Everything Obama Does Michelle, the Media Belle Award Media Hero Award The Barbra Streisand Political IQ Award for Celebrity Vapidity

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Vote for 2009's Most Ridiculous Lawsuit

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Whoa!

*burp*

My reward

*burp*  So many people have been generous to me this year that we have store bought meat.  Last night I rewarded myself with two 4 oz.Filet mignonz.  Reward for what?  For finishing Chapter IX  ( Speaker Pelosi's Sandtwitch) in my novel, "Farewell To Arms, Legs and Breath".  For dessert,  I fixed a nice fried ravioli stuffed with Snickers.  Click for more examples of wonderful things to serve fried. You're welcome.  What's that?  You want to live a long life? Never mind.

No cure for them? What do we do Doc?

I report- you decide

Is "Ripley's Believe it or Not" still published?

Sen. Whitewater -  Blah-blah-blah  Sheldon, you ignorant slut

Birth, or death?

Finding religion on death row

Alabama’s Rep. Griffith Will Switch Parties December 22, 2009, 11:32 A.M. Freshman Rep. Parker Griffith (D-Ala.) will announce his intent this afternoon to switch parties and join the Republican caucus.  ”

Nice demonstration of the fear being felt by DINOs, but --!  If there is a real conservative contemplating a run against him, he/she ought continue.  And the Republican party needs to support that challenger.  Yes, I am thankful that he had the courage to rebuke Pelosi, but the GOP is awash with carpetbaggers like Griffith to its, and our, great detriment.  Here's more like him whom Pelosi has a noose ready for.

*cough*

People to Stone

In Passing

I'm feeling tweakish

Have a whole pallet here boss “ Louisiana Purchase And Omaha Stakes Maybe we should just put Senate votes up on eBay. Testosterone leads to fairness, not aggression: researchers If you've wondered why female U.S. Senators are singularly, and collectively, the most vituperrious liars, cheaters, and C-Words, extant ...   This lesson Too late for Koon, Powell, Briseno, and Wind MSNBC - the gift that keeps on giving Five Reasons It Might Not Pass Public Revulsion  leads the list Reid Bill Says Future Congresses Cannot Repeal Parts of Reid Bill!?! Did I say Public Revulsion?  ACORN Qualifies for Funding in Senate Health Care Bill Did I say Public Revulsion? Election 2010: North Dakota Senate 2010 North Dakota Senate: Republican Hoeven 58%, Democrat Dorgan 36% The price of revulsing the public. Words for the GOP to live by ... ”