Obama, burning the country to save it?

BIG SIS: Internet Monitoring Needed to Fight Homegrown Terrorism...

The problemo is, Big Sis, that an increasing number of us see you, this government, as the larger "terrorist" threat.  Take a poll.

My Vagina, My Penis

From the April 1979 issue of National Lampoon

“ One morning last winter, um, I woke up and, well, I was asleep and then I woke up, and what I found was, um, well, I woke up, and there it was, and my…what should have been there wasn’t and what was there was…it was…a vagina. I mean, I was a sixteen-year-old guy with a box! I had a damn ugly, hairy woman’s privates and it was gross and sickening, and I was so pissed off I wanted to punch it right in the face! - Continued ” Which of course was followed by: “ My Penis By Karen Wheatley as told to John Hughes From the November 1978 issue of National Lampoon One day last fall, I woke up with a…with this…with a…well, it was, it was all covered with hair and um, it was, oh, it was big and, ah, it was a…you know, it was a…what it was was a…it was like a, well…it was a penis. A real one. It scared me to death!- Continued ” WELCOME MOONBAT GUESTS I posted my response to Drew below.  I wanted to comment on his blog, but you have to be registered, and registrations are closed.  Sweet.  His post had one comment when I was there.  "OMG- I read this back in the 60's or 70's!"   Just so.  I like Drew, have him on my blog roll, and was thus a bit taken aback by his overwrought narrative (Transgender rape?  Egad!)  Thanks for stopping by.

Our Putting Putz

Obama hits golf course with Biden

Category: Vuvuzela Infernal Racket

stupid commie dreams

Move over global warming, BP disaster is here The latest excuse to resume leftist agenda

“ The left can't "hide the decline" in world temperatures for much longer. Knowing public faith in global warming is on the wane, President Obama was determined to adapt his message Tuesday night. The BP oil spill is now the reason to boost the subsidies to his friends who make windmills and solar panels ”

“ Of course, that's because wind, solar and other inefficient forms of power generation will never be "profitable" without the hand of the federal government extracting money from the pockets of society's productive members for redistribution to those sporting the trendy "green" label - like BP, which in recent years rebranded itself as "Beyond Petroleum." Mr. Obama's speech to the nation swept aside the obvious objection that such subsidies might seem irresponsible in the face of a $13.1 trillion national debt. "We can't afford not to," was his response. Mr. Obama's friends in Europe beg to differ. The subsidy for solar panels is so generous that anyone installing one could collect a check for 436 euros ($540) for each megawatt of power returned to the electrical grid. Several solar farms sprang up as a result, with some even caught cheating by using generators to make "solar" energy at night. Researchers at Universidad Rey Juan Carlos in Spain calculated that these policies created green jobs at a cost of 500,000 to 1 million euros ($619,425 to $1,238,850) each. Based on their experience, the U.S. would lose about nine jobs for every four created in the renewable sector because of the tax burden imposed on the rest of the economy. [full Monty] ”

O'Rourke

Quotes From Chairman P.J.

P.J. is 22,862 days old today.  Since I've never heard him say or write anything that wasn't devilishly profound, what if mom had the foresight to hire a stenographer in 1947?  To be at his side, recording every utterance from day one?  Okay, the first 300 days, not so much, but then!  Sigh.  Anyway, this is some of what we do have. “Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.” “The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.” “At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosphy of sniveling brats.” “Anything that makes your mother cry is fun” “These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.”                “Health care is too expensive, so the Clinton administration is putting a high-powered coporate lawyer -- Hillary -- in charge of making it cheaper. (This is what I always do when I want to spend less money -- hire a lawyer from Yale.) If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.”       “You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.”          “A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.”                       “Guns are always the best method for private suicide. Drugs are too chancy. You might just miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.”     “Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered. It's not entitlement. An entitlement is what people on welfare get, and how free are they? It's not an endlessly expanding list of rights -- the "right" to education, the "right" to food and housing. That's not freedom, that's dependency. Those aren't rights, those are the rations of slavery -- hay and a barn for human cattle. There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”     “The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop”        MORE-MORE-MORE H/T TimW "The man is a genius"

Getting Even Here Boss

A Conversation With Tarzan

“ I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! I asked him how it was going,  and whether he would be making more movies? He told me, no, he could no longer make movies because severe arthritis in both shoulders kept him from swinging from vine to tree. I asked how Jane was doing?  He told me she was in bad shape, in a nursing home, has Alzheimer's and no longer recognizes anyone. How sad. I asked about Boy. He told me that Boy had gone to the big city, got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only times he heard from him was when he was in trouble or needed something. I asked about Cheeta.  Tarzan beamed!  "Just great!"  She had married a lawyer, changed her hair style, and was living in Washington. ” Tim W

Alabama WTF

Alabama Jub-  WTFF?

“ What's with Alabama politicians and the great ads they are producing? -Denny ”

Watching the news Denny found yet another stirring ad from Alabama (Rick Barber).  It displays passion on the level of the Dale Peterson series that knocked me out. I went to a friend in Alabama (I won't identify her because she's prolly sleeping and I didn't want to wake her for permission),  and asked how in the hell Dale lost his primary bid, for crisake?  Here's some of the exchamge that has left me more than a little depressed. “ ME: I was stunned to find out he lost?  How?  Why? HER: I think everyone was at a Bar-B-Q for the 3 day holiday so no one showed up for the primary.  I believe American's have given up.  ME: Given up? In Alabama?   It's Democrat's who have reason to give up.  They're about to be mowed down. Her:Oh yeah, Alabama is a lost cause.  Completely broke and every past politician is now in jail.  What does that tell you?  Every time someone runs that seems worth a darn the democrat and/or black population of Alabama comes out and votes for the politician that is black and votes for him only because he is black.  This has been going on for so long it is just expected so people just give up.  We are fortunate to live in a nice part of B'ham and I forget how broke Alabama is until I travel outside of my circle.  To top that off we have now become the in-between for the MS13 gangs.  They work in Atlanta but live here because they like the family atmosphere.  Isn't that nice.   Hold on a minute and let me go get my soapbox.  ha ha.  Soon, my friend, I will move to Fiji or Cayman Islands.  Wheeee! ME:  THUD. ” The comment about MS13 gangs reminded me of a post, last September (Stoned for the First Time), and a later video (Mexicans of the Bad Kind).

something's cockeyed here

Forced Relationship

Clams are the new Pengins anyway

DIE HARDS From the “I told you Angry Penguins were the new icon” department

Do you read TIME MAGAZINE for its content?   People are laughing at you.  Sheesh. (Afew of the 109 comments from WATTS UP WITH THAT?) “ Doug in Seattle says: June 18, 2010 at 10:44 am Right, and the growth of sea ice around the continent is also due to warming in the winter. bubbagyro says: June 18, 2010 at 10:44 am Amazing. The penguins left because it was way too hot! Went from -65°C to -60°C. What an intolerable hot spell! Sean Peake says: June 18, 2010 at 10:47 am Oh dear… terry46 says: June 18, 2010 at 10:47 am Now get this .Over the past 50 years the temperature has shot up by almost 6 degrees.How is this possible you may ask.There are no people,no homes ,no roads no car trucks or the awful suv’s that ruin our planet.But here on earth the temperature has hardly changed at all.Yet all we hear is were killing the enviroment it all our fault everything that happens that is bad is due to us.The only conclusion can be that underwater volcanos are causing any temperature change in the Antarctica. Smokey says: June 18, 2010 at 10:48 am Is it time to panic? What’s really happening. And it should be pointed out how small the West Antarctic Ice Sheet is. The WAIS is in red, and it’s warming not because of the climate, but because it is over a geologic hot spot. Other than that, fine article.☺ ”

A rare 2-fer

Two-Fer

Are you a Spazz?

Templates for Success

Yes, I own a Flowbee

O Pioneer!

Simpler Times

Yesterday's "lifetime in an email" post prompted Juice to send me a lovely e-mail about "Simpler times, better times?" “ Later, after reading the Drudge Report story of Gov. Jindahl's fight to clean the LA shoreline had been stopped by the USCG, I came across an unexpected source that referenced "simpler times," IMO.  A time when right and wrong were understood. Legal and illegal were held true.  Honor and dishonor had integral meaning for man, woman, and child.  In my book, that is simpler times.  When you check out the link I'm sending, please not how many women hold firearms (know how to use) in one hand and a baby in the other.  We have a new enemy to protect ourselves from today, the Federal Government.  "How we gonna arm up again' that one?" http://www.pioneerwomanmodels.com/ ” One of the pioneer woman statues, "Faithful," and I don't mean to make light of this Juice, but it left me scratching my head. A faithful pioneer woman spicing up the life of hubby returning from a long day of toil. Unfortunately, he chose this day to bring the boss home for dinner. That's what I see. Makes me yearn for the old corn fields.

Their heroes, my scum

A Child's Heroes

Instinct is to see this child as being cynically used by her parents, wot?  But maybe not. Palestinians begin hate indoctrination in the crib, so young Missy here may very well be willingly on her way to homicide bomb some Jews.  All beside my point, however, which is that our government; our president! have aligned our nation with these monsters. Aligned against Israel, the only ally we have in the  middle east. I was embarrassed by Carter and Clinton, but now I'm ashamed.  These are bad people we've put in charge.

It Takes Balls

It Takes Balls

Jammie Wearing Fool on a roll.  In quick succession: “ You Can Imagine How Much Everyone Was Laughing at Me' A man who took part in a charity groin wax was rushed to hospital after it nearly ripped off his testicle. Builder Joe Cooper, 24, agreed to a 'back, sack and crack' to raise money for his local hospital ... Obama Unwinds After Grueling Golf and NBA Schedule By Attending Nationals Game 'On Many Occasions, I Have Asked Him Not to Touch Himself' Otis Mathis, school board president for Detroit Public Schools, is attempting to rescind his resignation after being accused by the district superintendent of fondling himself in front of her. ” *snort*