Wednesday, March 02, 2011

The unfortunate pick

WHO KNEW?

J-Lo eats Higgs boson
During the winter of 2009, Jennifer Lopez accidentally ate the Earth's only Higgs boson particle.




Body Guard Auditions for Michael Moore



cuzzin ricky

Blinking Pelosi

tonight’s from the wayback machine

From 2005

Charlie Sheen

Junior Sheen
   You've been doing an admirable job of not getting caught up in the Charlie Sheen stupidity, demonstrating by example that there are other things happening in the world that actually matter.

 Having said that, I thought you might appreciate this:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-yorker-cartoons

  I would have thouht it would take a ton of research to find and match an image to a sound bite, but the guy did a very good job of it.

Justin Credible



Chalie Sheen as New Yorker cartoons

Thanks Justin, but it takes no effort on my part to ignore what anyone named Sheen, who's not a Bishop, has to say about anything. Truthfully, I did wonder whether I'd ever seen a single thing he's ever appeared in, and all I could come up with was Hotshots (which amused me, but not necessarily because of him). 

Valley Twits


Flush Four Turds

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee
Why we're hanging her today

   Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Houston, Texas, regularly refers to the people who work for her as "stupid motherf*ckers," according to an expose by The Daily Caller's Jonathan Strong. Believe it or not, Lee's staffers wish that were the worst of the congresswoman's abuses.
  • Lee caused one of her drivers to wreck her car by screaming into her ear, and threatened to call the police and report a kidnapping when a different driver told the congresswoman to either stop yelling, or walk.
  • Another staffer had a phone thrown at him. Yet another was insulted by Lee in front of the staffer's parents.
  • A third was forced to write a memo in full view of her colleagues explaining why she was, in Lee's view, incompetent.
  • Another time, she threatened a secret service agent, but only after she instructed her driver to ignore the secret service vehicle that was attempting to pull them over.
While she may be an apparent insomniac who sucks the life out of her staff, it's not likely that she's a vampire, as Lee often asks staffers to bring her garlic supplements as late as 2 a.m.
Sheila Jackson Lee

While I'm hanging Sheila Jackson Lee, I think I'll go ahead and hang
these three guysTony Little and the Chopper assholes too, for being a major annoyances in my life. Thunka-Thunka-Thunka-Thunka- Aggggggh!   

Car Bingo

Left Brain- Right Brain

All Right!

Right brain v. Left brain

  You are more right-brained than left-brained. The right side of your brain controls the left side of your body. In addition to being known as right-brained, you are also known as a creative thinker who uses feeling and intuition to gather information. You retain this information through the use of images and patterns. You are able to visualize the "whole" picture first, and then work backwards to put the pieces together to create the "whole" picture. Your thought process can appear quite illogical and meandering. The problem-solving techniques that you use involve free association, which is often very innovative and creative. The routes taken to arrive at your conclusions are completely opposite to what a left-brained person would be accustomed. You probably find it easy to express yourself using art, dance, or music. Some occupations usually held by a right-brained person are forest ranger, athlete, beautician, actor/actress, craftsman, and artist. Women universally find you desirable; men look to you for leadership and approval.  You are a god.
I may have projected some portion of the analysis, based on the results. .  Take Test

Is there a Creator? - What if ...

What if ...?


In the "Is There a Creator" episode of Through the Wormhole, there seems to be a consensus that, yes there is, but of what form and genesis?  One that intrigues me, from a philosophical pov, is that God is a computer geek genius.  As an erstwhile Sim-City enthusiast, from the days when it ran in DOS, I readily accepted creator  Will Wright as an exemplar.  But, the computer analogy took me to a troubling place; an epiphanal  moment where something I accepted, albeit somewhat nebulously, or absentmindedly, became starkly real.  God the computer geek can push a button and  print the spreadsheet of my life, in the most minute detail, during my last heartbeat.  Depending on the result, and with unyielding and impersonal adherence to the program, a disposition will be made. Case closed.  Holy shit.


Aside:  I always felt that public officials should be made to play Sim City until they successfully created a working city the size of the area they represented.  In that manner, our lawmakers would at least have some exposure to the role taxation, immigration, crime and infrastructure play, and none of them could possibly remain a  Democrat (as we know them today).  Those who did would be exposed as having an agenda not in the public interest, and be sent to the electric chair.

Wisconsin Leftists Attack

Thug Nation Confronted
You have to see it to believe it. The clip is long and the key moment doesn’t come until 2:50 in, but you won’t be able to look away. The savior here, in the orange union t-shirt and sportsjacket, is Democratic Rep. Brett Hulsey; behind him, with white hair and glasses, is Republican Sen. Glenn Grothman. Watch and try to imagine what might have happened had Hulsey not been there. Even some of the protesters are sufficiently alarmed to start a chant of “peace-ful” to calm the more unruly ones down. [Hot Air]
Wisconsin Thug


Raise your hand if you're surprised?  Speaking for myself, we long ago reached the point where a less than peaceful confrontation with these leftists was inevitable. Given the inevitablness of it, then, that it's being played out is  necessary, and a quite salutary event.  I'm pretty sure that "man who lost his mind, ( in the pic above)", will be identified, and found to be part of the "Red coat" army Obama sent to Wisconsin, or Bunker Hill II as he prolly correctly assesses it.  Gov Walker will be honored in years hence as a "Re-Founding Father."  Obama will be portrayed in a film named "The Madness of Barry the Poseur."  If all goes well.
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Whence SS Murtha

Navy to name warship for
Murtha despite protests

John Murtha WTF?  How does a documented crook, liar and traitor receive one of the highest honors a nation can bestow on a man? 
Like this.

Whence SS Murtha