Monday, July 11, 2011


Larry Hartlaub

Hitler Invented Barbie and the Volkswagen

Hitler ordered Nazis to make sex dolls so soldiers wouldn't catch syphilis from prostitutes
Hungarian actress Kathe von Nagy was asked if the doll could be modelled on her, but she refused.
 I Was a Nazi Sex Doll
I was Hitlers Sex Doll

They're prolly worried about Sarah Palin ruining the country too.

How nice that they're concerned



Alaska Paul

Obama fact checking

A real example of the eRumor as it has appeared on the Internet:

This is from Mark Knoller of CBS. The pilots and crew of Air Force One are flying more hours than a rookie on a beer run. They are tired of it too, and are adding more crew to Air Force-1, - I know this for a fact because I'm one of the instructors that trains the crews. Our company (Atlas Air) has had the Air Force-1 and E-4 contract for over two years and I've been doing it for about 8 months now.

Last year (2010) Obama flew in Air Force One 172 times, almost every other day.

White House officials have been telling reporters in recent days that the Democrat doesn't intend to hang around the White House quite so much in 2011. They explain he wants to get out more around the country because, as everyone knows, that midterm election shellacking on Nov. 2 had nothing to do with his health care bill, over-spending or other policies, and everything to do with Obama's not adequately explaining himself to his countrymen and women.



This is maybe only the third "spam" info letter like this (usually done in super size fonts of varying color) has panned out. And I've received literally hundreds, if not thousands of them. Today. Curious, I Googled "This is from Mark Knoller of CBS."  There were various fact checkers that, like, verified the story. 

President Obama Flew on Air Force One 172 Times in 2010-Truth!
Summary of the eRumor:  

This is a forwarded commentary allegedly by CBS Reporter Mark Knoller that says President Obama flew on Air Force One 172 times during the year 2010, at the expense of the American taxpayer of $181,757 per flight hour.

But wait ... there was something strange about the search  results.  No Snopes.  This is the first time ever that  I've searched for anything about Obama that Snopes wasn't front and center.  I actually had visit Snopes site and search.  Here's what I got.

Snopes Not Voting

Some of you may not know that Snopes is operated by a leftist husband and wife team out of their kitchen.  If it's nonpolitical they generally  get things right (unless it's "That would be in the butt, Bob"), but political facts are always presented with a left bias that often morph into outright fabrication.  I'm laughing because I'm thinking even these two sycophants are prolly sick and tired of covering for this administration 

Thank you Frank and Evvy.

Panda Makeovers

Ruthless Chinesecommiebastards

That’s not a panda. It’s a dog with dyed fur. Apparently it’s all the rage in China these days.

Why the hell would you dye your dog’s fur to look like a nasty, disgusting panda? That’s like drawing a Hitler mustache on your baby.
Panda Love
Jim Treacher doesn't know the half of it.  Because  the Red Chinese claim total copyright dominion over everything Panda, anyone wishing to give their dog a Panda makeover must also do themselves, as shown by this actual  "before" picture of the woman above.

Panda Love

Another example of what we can expect if Obama has his way.

Sennheiser Wireless Headphones


Amazon asked me to review the Sennheiser Wireless Headphones I bought last month, so I did.

  4.0 out of 5 stars Sennheiser RS120 926 MHz Wireless RF Headphones, July 11, 2011
Years of rock bands and machine gunning leave me damned near deaf. For the past 3-4 years I turned to TV Ears (3 different sets at $100+) so I can understand what's being said in British movies. TV Ears are among the most poorly engineered products I've encountered. They are overpriced, uber uncomfortable  with ear pads that keep falling off,  and not easily replaced;  have a battery life between recharges measured in hours, and are line-of-sight so don't go to the bathroom during a movie.

When the last pair's expensive to replace proprietary battery died, I went shopping for something else. Someone suggested Sennheiser. There are a zillion models; I went with medium cheap (about $79). It's only been a month, and so far I love them. The stereo sound is crisp. I can run after the dog outside and never lose the signal. They're comfortable; and the batteries are great. I will,  five out of seven nights, fall asleep wearing them.  When I wake up they're still working, and I'm still using the same AA rechargeable batteries that came with it.  I've dropped them on the (wood) floor a few times; nothing broke. What else it there?  I endorse them for President.

Caught Red Handed. Again.

Gunrunner – Worse than Watergate or Iran-Contra
No one died over Watergate.  Iran-Contra was not an attack on our own constitution.  But make no mistake about Project Gunrunner.  It was an attack on our constitution and it was planned to be a covert project, run by multiple government agencies, to subvert and negate the Second Amendment.

Project Gunrunner Timeline

The Handgun Club of America offers the timeline in .pdf format. It's viewable online or down-loadable. .  First, Obama's antipathy for gunowners is well documented.  I'm convinced it's for the same reason any despot dislikes citizens with guns, but that's really beside the point. The really short story of what happened is contained in the opening paragraphs of HCA's document.
Project Gunrunner Timeline
You will recall that shortly after President Obama took office in 2009, the administration launched a loud push to reinstate the so-called "assault weapons" ban. This was a coordinated effort between and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Eric Holder to mislead and deceive the American public. As justification for the ban, they claimed that 90% of the military-style weapons used in the drug cartel wars in Mexico were coming from the USA, from southern border gun shops.

It didn't take long for many people to determine this was at best a case of bad math or an outright lie. We know now, thanks to uncovered government documents, that both Justice and the State Department knew full well that 90% of the arms in Mexico were coming, not from north of the Mexican border, but south— from Central America. In addition, the government knew that some of the arms the U.S. Government legally sold to the Mexican military were ending up in the hands of the drug cartels.

Obama to Holder
—  Fix those numbers

Obama rather famously changes, creates, or destroys documents as suits him, so in effect he here commanded Eric Holder to " fix those numbers."  Now there's  this.


A second “Gun walking” scandal is developing in the Tampa ATF field office.  It appears that the Tampa field division had it’s own version of Operation Fast and Furious, letting guns “walk” into Honduras in Central America.  Tampa’s Operation Castaway mirrors the debacle in Phoenix.

Did I say these are really, really bad people?  Brit Hume calls Obama "Nixonian"   We should be so lucky.  "Hitlarian" is spot-on.

Top Gear - Ewan McGregor

This is not Motor Week