Monday, February 06, 2012

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A $60 Bidet

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets

The Shiney-Hiney


 

Res Ipsa Loquitur


I bought this last week from Sellout Woot.  It was $59.95 with free shipping and no tax. It arrived two days after order, and I had it installed and percolating in less than 30 minutes.  It appears to be very sturdy, and is simple as 1-2-3 to use. Which is important.  This was my first experience with a bidet, and  had only an idea of what to expect.  The reasons I bought it are, in order:
  • It's a gadget
  • It will give me the cleanest nether region in the land
  • It will save money (I haven't used so much as a square of TP since the first "white glove" inspection passed muster).
  • If I ever break both arms, or become infirm, I won't have to call the neighbors over for help to, you know.
As you can see, Brondell sells several models that cost up to $600.  Speaking for myself, there are no additional features on any that interest me.  I'm at the point where I want my appliances with one switch.  On.  Off.  The portable Shiney-Hiney (as I will call it) pretty much fits that description. and it works swell.  I know what you're thinking.  "Rodge, is the spray powerful enough to handle a manly man?  Let me tell you, at full strength you can etch designs on your sphincter,  if that's something that appeals to you.  It's the best thing I've bought since the George Foreman grill.

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Mommy, I'm Scairt!

                                                                         STFU Michelle



 



Mommy, I'm scairt!



Who Castrated Ann Coulter?

                                                                                                                                                        Pussification as a Quality

Who Castrated Ann Coulter?


 


(JJ from Good Times) Evidently size does not matter

Roll-Over

  ... something has happened to Coulter. I don't have firsthand knowledge that she was kidnapped by RINO Team Six and taken to an offshore medical facility where she was forced to undergo a gruesome surgical procedure, but many of her recent columns suggest that something of the sort must have occurred. What else could explain her endorsement of Mitt Romney? 
[...]
Her inexplicable support for Romney has led her beyond being merely wrong about his chances in the general election to writing things that are either deliberately disingenuous or genuinely ignorant. The latest example of this tragic development is a column titled, "Three Cheers for RomneyCare." As its title suggests, this piece actually defends the Massachusetts "universal" health law. When I first read it, I could hardly believe such horse manure had emanated from Coulter's keyboard. The column opens with this howler: "If only the Democrats had decided to socialize the food industry or housing, RomneyCare would probably still be viewed as a massive triumph for conservative free-market principles -- as it was at the time."  [Who Castrated Ann Coulter?]

Last February Mark Levin  was puzzled by Ann Coulter’s bizarre endorsement of Chris Christie, who supports gun control, amnesty, Obamacare and climate legislation.  Before that, way back in July 2009, I was puzzled when she denounced us "birthers" as kook conspirators.  Not because she took a disagreeable stance, but because she did it without explanation. That was way out of character for someone who tackled the false,  but sacred-to-the-left image of Joe McCarthy as arch fiend..  Ann writes whole  books explaining her contrariness, but here, A dicto simpliciter

I don't jettison friends over political differences—   if the differences are presented factually and are philosophically consistent I agree to disagree.  That especially goes for someone I've admired as much as Ann Coulter.  But, WTF?  What's going on? 

Ann stated in the past that she hasn't married because she's never found a man who's both stimulating and as smart as she.  She's dated several card carrying Liberals in the past, and herein may be the solution to this vexatious question. A woman in love can, you know, adapt. The  post-Carville Mary Matalin,  for example,  is a good deal more, er, politically pragmatic then the original, conservative  firebrand.

And there's the Stockholm syndrome possibility.  Ann Coulter is greeted at every public appearance by Liberals determined that she should not be allowed to speak.  Fights break out; violence always a possibilty.  Ann would not be the first person who succumbed to wanting safety from this; and to be loved.   The most conspicuous example I can think of is David Brock,  although Ann Couilter could not possibly jettison all her principles  in a stroke.  One hopes.

   casca



Photo-op crap

Culture

The Photo That Could Win Romney the White House
The leading Republican candidate should schedule a visit with Catholic leaders now, according to our political columnist, and reap the political benefits in November.


 
WYSIWYG

This is my response to any appeal to bring religion into this election (as long as the candidate is not a Muslum).  What a bunch of crap, that 'photo-op' notion.  I'm a Roman Catholic, and I could care less that Ronald Reagan wasn't, if you catch my drift.  It's unlikely, bordering on  impossible, that Obama would carry the practicing Catholic vote as it is.  I don't care that Mitt Romney is a Mormon.  I do care that he would be just another version of  the Bushes, McCain, et.al,  shoved down our throats by the establishment GOP, and lacking any revolutionary fervor for  lopping heads.  Same goes for the rest of the pack, except for Ron Paul who comes with his own bag of worries. I must content myself then with a stop-gap hope that the Obama monster will be slain in November because, to mix metaphors,  we're not just on the brink, we're leaning 20ยบ to leeward.





Obama's base Base



Lunch Time Scholars          

 

This video was sent to me by a good friend whose daughter actually attends the Olympia, WA school where it was filmed.

It will make you shudder with concern over the future of our country.

The sorry thing is, that each one of these kids probably knows all about MLK, gay rights, electronic games, and their cell phones.

This country is in deep shit.

cuzzin ricky



Wait - I want a second opinion dammit

Top Comments

This HAS to be staged, if they are that stupid WE ARE FUCKED, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

UPDATED
Olympia student video was made for 'laughs'

via Sondrak (in comments), the world expert on Olympitards   The reason it's such good satire is it's believeable.  Late night comics like Jay Leno have made a living off of real interviews of today's collej ejacated kids, with the same reslult.