Wednesday, May 04, 2016

97% cannot pass this test ..

RIP Whoever you were

RIP -- Whoever You Were

Wind Turbine Fails

—  You Utter Berks            

Tommy Lee Smith

RED STATEe .. blah blah blah


Once a favorite read, I've long since quit caring about Red State's GOPe opinions.  Still, I continue to receive morning capsules, and this morning's ... wellschadenfreudal.

So a guy at the bar ....


Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state?"

cuzzin ricky

Slick sez ...

Name That Tune

Res Ipsa Loquitur

I actually knew them all once I saw the answer.  If the quiz asked the name of the Edsels big hit, I'd a knocked it out of the park!

Quip of the Day

Q: Mr. Trump, do you really think you can unify the party?

A: The part of the party that will stay, yes.  
As heard on morning news (Today Show) by MoSup