Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Athens, Themistocles, and Democrats

Athens, Themistocles, and Democrats
The Movie




I snagged 3 minutes from Greeks: Crucible of Civilization beause I knew you'd want me to.  You're welcome.





Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Biker Thwarts Girl's Suicide


Biker Shows 'Soft Side'




Res Ipsa Loquitur

On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Il bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.
 
The leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
 
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
 
While he didn’t want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump,why don't you give me a kiss?"
 
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that.  And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss, followed immediately by another one.
 
After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, theonlookers, and even the State Trooper. Then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent youare wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
 
She replied, "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"



   Tim W


HEEL!




BEAT MY OBAMA CAPTION!
Win fame

HEEL!


I said HEEL

I CAN PEE I CAN PEE!






USING THE IRS CLUB



Is the IRS Attempting to Intimidate Local Tea Parties?



An official with the Internal Revenue Service has admitted that legal opponents of former President Bill Clinton were singled out for tax audits, according to court documents made public this week.

"What do you expect when you sue the president?" senior IRS official Paul Breslan told Judicial Watch, the Washington-based legal watchdog group that had filed 50-plus legal actions against the Clinton administration and subsequently found itself in the IRS's cross hairs. 

Res Ipsa Loquitur

What are local Tea Partiers to think with requests like “Please identify your volunteers” or “are there board members or officers who have run or will run for office (including relatives)”? What possible reason would the IRS have for Tea Parties to “name your donors” when said donations are non-deductible? These are just a few of the questions asked by the IRS in these letters, and one cannot help but suspect an intrinsic threat encompassing all these demands.

The other question is the timing of these IRS letters requesting reams of copies and hundreds of hours of work and potentially thousands of dollars in accounting/legal fees (all due in two weeks). Some of these Tea Party groups have not received anything concerning their nonprofit status since 2010 prior to these letters.

These documents are further undermined by a letter sent to the IRS Commissioner Shulman. Signed by six Senators, it requests that the commissioner investigate 501(c)(4) groups to determine whether they are engaging in substantial campaign activity, including opposition to any candidate. Who signed this letter? Senators Schumer, Franken, Udall, Shaheen, Whitehouse, Merkley and Bennet — all Democrats.


Using the Clinton example, we have good reason to belive that there will never be an official finding agaist Obama, or any Democrat president, for using the IRS to smother critics.  The question then becomes, "Do you think President Obama would use the IRS as a weapon?"  There you have it.  A filter for separating people with brains from the chaff.  Best we can do, I'm afraid.

As an aside

ALTHOUGH NIXON WAS notorious for treating the I.R.S. as though it were his private domain, the records show that Franklin Delano Roosevelt may have set the stage for the use of the tax agency for political purposes by most subsequent Presidents. [MISUSE OF THE I.R.S.: THE ABUSE OF POWER- NYT 1989]

Nixon was "notorious" only because he was singled out for doing what his predecessors did without rebuke. You may want to read the cited article in the event you don't understand the threat the IRS poses to us all.  Even congress is afraid to curb the the agency's power.






Artful Gadgetry

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets
Gadgets can also serve as functional art








Green Crime Slime

GREEN CRIME
Green – the Color of Rotten Corruption
Effercio quod mittere Republicans ad carcerem, sed non Democratae



Res Ipsa Loquitur

"Effercio quod mittere Republicans ad carcerem, sed non Democratae" Homie the Elder

That famous Latin maxim (translation: Stuff that would send Republicans to prison, but not Democrats) says it all.  Now add this lot to what ought to be a bill of indictment (impeachment) against Obama.

As if it were his private stash of fun-money, Barack Obama set aside $80 billion of the Stimulus boondoggle to artificially pump up the green-energy industry through a DOE administered program of grants and loans.  When three of the companies that received funding, Solyndra, Beacon Power, and Ener1, each declared bankruptcy in rapid succession, a rotten stench started to waft from the DOE and the White House.

It quickly became apparent that there were numerous close connections between many of these heavily government funded businesses and Obama campaign supporters and operatives.    While the cronyism and corruption appeared extensive, until recently no one had quantified the total extent of the cronyism and corruption that existed. 

Thanks to some extensive research by the Washington Post, the magnitude of the scandal is now better defined.  Here’s what the WaPo found:

  • $3.9 billion in federal grants and financing flowed to 21 companies backed by firms with connections to five Obama Administration staffers and advisers.
  • Sanjay Wagle, a venture capitalist and Barack Obama fundraiser in 2008, went to work at the DOE in 2009, and guided $2.4 billion to companies in which his former firm, Vantage Point Venture, had invested. 
  • David Danielson, formerly of General Catalyst, joined a DOE mission to fund breakthrough technologies and directed $105 million to three General Catalyst portfolio firms.
  • David Sandalow was a highly compensated consultant in 2008 for Good Energies, a venture capital firm, before becoming an Assistant Secretary at DOE in 2009.  SolarReserve, a Good Energies investment, received a $737 million DOE loan.
  • Steven Spinner, got a job as an “adviser” at DOE after having been a campaign fundraising bundler for Obama.  Spinner’s wife worked for the global law firm, Wilson Sonsini Goodrich & Rosati  that specializes in clean technology companies.  WSG&R clients garnered $2.75 billion in DOE loans, including the now infamous $535 million for Solyndra. 

  • Steve Westly – an Obama campaign fundraising bundler in 2008 and 2012 – was the founder of the venture capital firm, the Westly Group, and an adviser to DOE Secretary Steven Chu.  Westly Group portfolio companies received $600 million in funding through the green-loan program.
  • David Prend is Managing General Partner at the Boston based venture capital firm, Rockport Capital Partners.   Prend also chaired a solar technologies advisory panel for the DOE, and had close ties with Energy Czar, Carol Browner.  The DOE pumped $550 million into various Rockport Partners supported firms, not including Solyndra in which Rockport Partners was a 7.5% stakeholder.  The DOE also funded electric-car battery company, Ener1 – a partner with Rockport portfolio car company Think - with a $118 million loan.  [Full article]






Monday, February 27, 2012

Retrobama

Listen Up Folks




Aw, forget this guy

Hitler's Mustache                  
              

Aw, forget this asshat.
Res Ipsa Loquitur

Mobile Nursing



Multi-tasking




Res Ipsa Loquitur

The closest male equivalent is ... what?   Maybe watching a football game on television while texting?   Let's face it, a man would have the kid in a saddlebag clutching a bottle.





Who's yur daddy?

                                                                  Blue Genes
Let's Try This ...



Lest you think I fiddled with the Malcom X photo, someone else did in the original (roll-over).  Same difference. 





FULL BUSTED

The Humanity                        

We've all been there ...






It wasn't the princess that did the copping. Pentti Arajärvi, husband of Finland's president found himself seated next to quite lovely Princess Mary of Denmark. Nature ensued.




Pole Dancers. Also other Eastern Blockers

   Liberal Culture

Pole Dancer Ethic Hits It's Predictable Stride




Res Ipsa Loquitur

JFC, what's next?   Lap Dance Doll Doll?






FARRAKHAN TWADDLE


FARRAKHAN WARNS RACE HATE PUTS OBAMA LIFE IN DANGER



Res Ipsa Loquitur
Ain't nobody of sound mind wanting a repeat of this disaster

Twaddle. We have a Secret Service protecting our presidents because they receive death threats.  While no statistics are ever released by the  U.S.S.S., I imagine that a man described by the WaPost as  "The most polarizing president. Ever." might generate certain fervors.  Even so, I am confident his race has zero to do with them.  ZERO.  His ongoing destruction of the United States might.  However, and as a matter of fact, most anti-bamas are scared to death of him being assassinated, because of the Kennedy effect (an otherwise bumbling president raised high by "martyrdom").   Ain't nobody looking forward to The Obama Center For The Kenyan Arts, or BHB Airports.  No Americans anyway. Especially since  he has only months left in his one term. Oh, and it would be against the law!




TCEQ Complaint Report

GREEN SNOT
David Cousins had been leasing out a hunting cabin and allowing the hunters to defecate in the woods



Res Ipsa Loquitur
This is a portion of an actual complaint received by the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality:

INITIAL PROBLEM: On 03/09/2010 a complaint was received at the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality Waco Regional Office. The complaint alleges that David Cousins had been leasing out a hunting cabin and allowing the hunters to defecate in the woods. It also alleged that there is no restroom and Mr. Cousins is planning to extend plumbing into a creek next to the cabin. The cabin is located at 2785 FM 1246 E., Thornton (Limestone County), Texas 76687-2536. (fb/ks)

-This is the full resolution to the matter, after much nattering about.


 
RE: TCEQ Incident No. 136926

Dear Tim,

We have had some delay in our investigation of the incidents alleged in the complaint which you kindly forwarded to us. The problem is, we have recently had a rash of reports of cows, horses, sheep and goats defecating at will in pastures throughout the county. On top of this, we suspect that wild hogs, deer and all sorts of other animals are defecating without even trying to find a proper facility. In addition, I have personal proof on my windshield of a mischievous bird defecating in flight. The culprit flew away but I did get a description. It was red. The gift it left was white.

In order to complete our investigation, I must ask, should we inquire into urination, or only defecation? I strongly believe that both are taking place, since hunters have long been suspected of taking a good amount of liquid refreshments with them into the woods. Also, we are collecting samples of the activities of these diabolical defecating reprobates. Should we send these to you, or directly to Austin?

Lastly, please allow us to to handle this at the local level, and do not involve the federal government. When it comes to matters of excessive defecation, Washington bureaucrates would only add to our misery.

"Don't mess in Texas."

Very truly yours,

Daniel Burkeen
County Judge
Limestone County    (full report)



   R.W. Forsythe


Smells fishy to me



Papa Nancy il Fregna: Catholic Church Secretly Wants Govt Contraception



House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi says the Catholic Church wants the federal government to enforce contraception because the church, by default, has failed to do so.

"Ninety-eight percent of women in childbearing age that are Catholic use contraception,” Pelosi, a Catholic (CINO), said in a speech at Texas A&M University in College Station.

“So, in practice, the church has not enforced this, and now they want the federal government and private insurance to enforce it. It just isn't consistent to me," a CNSNews.com report quotes the California Democrat as saying.

Americans should pray for successful implementation of President Barack Obama's mandate that insurance companies provide healthcare plans with contraception, including sterilization and abortion-inducing drugs, Pelosi said.


Well the Catholic Church has certainly been lax by not excommunicating Pelosi, et ilk.

Res Ipsa Loquitur


Obama, papier-mache asshat


Obamissariat News


During Dubya Bush's presidency,  Democrat controlled  media worked overtime  portraying him as a shoot-first, aim-later threat to world peace.  The result was a black eye for us, and backlash against US tourists (eagerly reported by that same fraternity).  From the get-go however, and certainly with no influence by our state owned media, Europe independently  recognized what local rubes have not about Obama.  Below,  examples from Cologne Germany's recent Rose Monday Carnival.


Rose Monday Carnival Preview In Cologne

Rose Monday Carnival Preview In Cologne

Rose Monday Carnival Preview In Cologne
Obama was a favorite  Gegenstand des Spotts (Objet de ridicule), being  featured in several of the papier-mache satires.  Here he blows fart  in the face of the statue of liberty while he welcomes  Muslum terrorist and other diseased third world immigrants.  Obama giving money to China’s President Hu Jintao were part of a procession float seen during a preview in Cologne February 9th.
Here, he's with Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who is seen pulling a Trojan horse while he sits on the fence.

But wait, there's more Obama "art" in teh news.  I Own The World has discovered this sketch,  executed by student Obama  in 1980.  I report, you decide.



Sunday, February 26, 2012

Dysfunctional Libtards and the Minimum Wage





Sigh.  I get letters



Res Ipsa Loquitur

I get this kind of letter (E-mail) at least three times a week.

Dear so-called Real King of France and Sweden.  I seethe every time you insinuate that Liberals/Democrats have some kind of chromosomal or DNA defect that prohibits us from understanding economics or national defense, and that we should be prohibited, in the national interest, from working, or being involved in any way, in those areas and disciplines. That, sir, is libelous, inflammatory, and unfounded lying lies hate speech. You make me vomit. Put up or shut up you dickless mutant.

With no regards,


Ulrike Meinhof


Ulrike, Ulrike, Ulrike.  I  do not insinuate these things Ms. Meinhof.  I say them quite pointedly, and always with examples. Hold on while I Google "Stupid Democrats think raising the minimum wage will spark the economy."    Hang on .....

That didn't take long. 


A killer ‘stimulus’
Minimum-wage madness

In his budget address on Tuesday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie proposed cutting income taxes to make the state more competitive in the race for jobs and investment. But even as Christie struggles to improve the business environment, Democrats and some Republicans in Trenton are working to undermine it with a proposal to boost the state’s minimum hourly wage to $8.50 from $7.25 and then index future increases to inflation.

Their proposal, rapidly gaining steam, mirrors one that Democrats in Albany are pushing Gov. Cuomo to endorse.

Supporters tout the move — which would give Jersey one of the highest minimum wages in the country — as “stimulus.” Assembly Speaker Sheila Oliver even said that raising the minimum wage would give lower-income families thousands more dollars to spend. What she failed to mention is that it would do so at the cost of perhaps tens of thousands of jobs.


Not to throw cold water on your hopes and aspirations Ulrike, but have you considered a nice job in retails sales?  Or gardening? 

You're welcome.







The Great Escape

Sigh




                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                          Getaway
                                                                                               





















If I was single and alone, this would be my absolute dream house.  I know,  there are other islands, but this one has a smaller adjacent island.  What a great place to escape to when you need to be by yourself— but more.  




Stereotyping Turtle Ants

Sigh
Comedy Ant Does The "Perfect Girlfriend" Schtick



Turtle Ants Are Perfect Ant Girlfriends





Wait, if he puts that thi ...hey, who is the he here?

Giving new meaning to ...
to ..
well, something.



Res Ipsa Loquitur

Jesus, this is like trying to understand assembly instructions for a Made in China bicycle.



Richard Dawkins must think he's dying, LOL


Uber Atheist Richard Dawkins:
"I can't be sure God does not exist"

I guess because only God can be sure?

Bad Courts cause a loss of all hope

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets

Stuff That Works



Res Ipsa Loquitur


Res Ipsa Loquitur

Use the sniff test

   Gun&Bible original from Jon S

Child draws a picture of a gun, dad arrested





Res Ipsa Loquitur

Yes, it's only America Jr., but their pissant gun nuts are no different from our own.  The answer of course is to shoot these pissants. Oh.  Right. They don't have a Thomas Jefferson.  I guess they're screwed then.
 
 tip and art via WCBM

Media King Makres

Hitler's Mustache               

Media King Makers



Res Ipsa Loquitur

For the sake of this argument, go with me.  The sports media last September made the Indianapolis Colts the prohibitive favorite to win the  AFC,  and represent that conference in the Super Bowl  M'kay?   Every week for the rest of the season they asked fans, "What NFC  team will beat the Colts in the Super Bowl?"  Here's the first week's results.

Polling Data


September 1
Team Favorite to beat COLTS  (%)
 Spread (%)
Dallas Cowboys 6.25
93.75
New York Giants 6.25  93.75
Philadelphia Eagles 6.25 93.75
Washington Redskins 6.25 93.75
Chicago Bears 6.25 93.75
Detroit Lions 6.25 93.75
Green Bay Packers 6.25 93.75
Minnesota Vikings 6.25 93.75
Atlanta Falcons 6.25 93.75
Carolina Panthers 6.25 93.75
New Orleans Saints 6.25 93.75
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6.25 93.75
Arizona Cardinals 6.25 93.75
St. Louis Rams 6.25 93.75
San Francisco 49ers 6.25 93.75
Seattle Seahawks 6.25 93.75

What you're looking at then,  is  this sorryass poll

Polling Data (Plug in your own "Team")

Poll Date Sample Obama (D) Romney (R) Spread
RCP Average 2/8 - 2/23 -- 48.9 44.1 Obama +4.8
Rasmussen Tracking 2/21 - 2/23 1500 LV 48 41 Obama +7
Associated Press/GfK 2/16 - 2/20 1000 A 51 43 Obama +8
USA Today/Gallup 2/16 - 2/19 898 RV 46 50 Romney +4
Quinnipiac 2/14 - 2/20 2605 RV 46 44 Obama +2
Democracy Corps (D) 2/11 - 2/14 1000 LV 49 45 Obama +4
CNN/Opinion Research 2/10 - 2/13 937 RV 51 46 Obama +5
CBS News/NY Times 2/8 - 2/13 1604 RV 48 42 Obama +6
PPP (D) 2/9 - 2/12 1200 RV 49 42 Obama +7
Pew Research 2/8 - 2/12 1172 RV 52 44 Obama +8
FOX News 2/6 - 2/9 1110 RV 47 42 Obama +5

I'm painting with a broad brush here, but all these data do is give democrat punters a wet dream.  In reality,  it shows one of the least popular Republican candidates able to get substantial votes from fans of the Texas Pauls, Georgia Newts, and Pennsylvania What's His Face's  to come within a FG of beating the Kenyan Commies..  A sterile exercise, at best.  At best.  Oui?




Saturday, February 25, 2012

Suspicious Bag - Hold the Presses

Culture

Product of the 24/7 News Cycle




Res Ipsa Loquitur

  
 


Stuffed Pussy Recipe

Today's WTF?
Avacado???
I'm thinking more like Brazil nuts



Res Ipsa Loquitur

  
 via Huff&Puff


Despair is ...





OBAMA The Red Badge Of Scourge











Despair
 


        thoR~
 

Meet All 44 Presidents


MEET ALL 44 PRESIDENTS



Meet All 44 Presidents



  Tom Mann

Home Made Suncatcher

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets

You Don't Need No Stinking Store Bought Sunpipe









                 Don


PA Judge Mark Martin Imposes Shariah Law


  
American Muslim Judge Imposes Sharia in Pennsylvania Court
Threatens to Jail Infidel Victim for Blasphemy
atheist dressed as Muhammad in a Halloween parade

What Could Go Wrong?




                                               



















               Res Ipsa Loquitur