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Farrakhan Calls On Black People to Make Detroit the New Mecca His speech, entitled “Divine Instructions: Commands for 2016,” was streamed live on the National of Islam website. In it,  Farrakhan covered a wide variety of topics including politics. He criticized politicians on both sides of the aisle for not helping black people, mentioning laws “written by Republicans” [Like ending slavery] that he says deny black people the same opportunities as whites. About Democrats, he said: “They look right at you because they want your vote…I don’t care what they promise.” The region is teeming with with ISIS databasers as it it, so gird your loins.

We have met the enemy, and...

101 Years Ago ... No Change

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Puh-leeeeze

If we thought they could, Donald Trump the candidate would not exist.

When your plans of world domination are near complete

A Case of 'Zactlys

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TWANG!

Hitler's Mustache

"I Still Have a Year To Destroy You" Obama Rather than dwell on what we consider the hopelessly depressing results of this weekend's presidential primary voting (spoiler alert: approximately 75% of all voters are out of their freaking minds), Hope n' Change is looking at a sneakier but no less important threat to freedom being pushed by Barack "I Still Have a Year To Destroy You" Obama: The TPP.   Whoops The TPP (which allegedly stands for Trans-Pacific Partnership even though we're more familiar with those first two letters having a different and more accurate association) is the bizarre, mostly-secret trade agreement which our current anti-capitalist president is ramming through. It's long, complex, and, like Obamacare, deliberately written to be misunderstood - so we just want to focus on one  seemingly teeny-tiny element which was recently changed (and which the Obama administration is no doubt hoping will fly under the radar).   You can read all about it here, but in a nutshell the TPP will allegedly extend "copyright protection" for things like online content by allowing the government to bring charges against anyone suspected of copyright infringement even if the "copying" (like a simple link to a news story) does no harm to the copyright owner and, indeed, may even be encouraged by the copyright owner.

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BLOW ME I've determined that there is nothing in the news anymore that's even remotely ... news.   Nothing.  Obama and the Democrat Party are mirror images of any other historical nascent tyranny. The GOP are little more than   compliant players. The heirs to our nation are without ability to think critically.  Me? I'm (somewhat nihilistically) supporting Donald Trump because he is the only candidate the establishment hates and fears; and the only player who has never been a part of government. +++  So there's that. Instead, I have put a protective shield about me, and use the vast resources of NetFlixinity (which discoveries I will increasingly share with you).  Still, from time to time there are news items so bizarre that I'm tempted to pull out my nuclear trigger* and blow everything up. Like these, below. 1) The new Polish government (which portrays itself as the true savior from a corrupt ruling class)  says Lech Walesa,  "the country’s most famous politician and freedom fighter, is a traitor and the 1989 uprising that ushered in democracy and a market economy was little more than a conspiracy." 2) What you have is a man killed by an errant shot, and if he was not the President of the United States everyone would say O.K. shit happens. The New York Times , on why Scalia was not autopsied: “What you have is an elderly man found dead in bed, and if he was not on the Supreme Court everyone would say, O.K., and nothing more would happen,” Dr. Di Maio said. “It is only who he was that makes it a big deal. You can make an argument that they should have done an autopsy, but the only reason you would do it is he is a Supreme Court judge.” 3) "The government has a compelling interest to kill embryos and mutilate reproductive systems" *DISCLOSURE:  Okay, I did try to nuke everything, but the damned thing didn't work.  Maybe one of you braniacs out there can figure out which wire is causing the problem.

Dog Moms

“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on homework.” —Dog mom

PROP-aganda

What I See How the Jongs Stay in Power

STRIKE

DIY backyard bowling alley

BACKYARD BOWL CONT Who doesn’t love bowling? Especially if you’re skilled enough not to need the bumpers or wipe out with those sketchy, who-knows-where-they’ve-been shoes, it can be a great time.But if you’re not a good bowler, or you’re not into paying to rent a lane and eat rubberized pizza, then maybe you should just build your own, like Imgur userMakguyver87.He decided to fabricate his own lane in his backyard for his buddies and family, and it looks pretty awesome! We think this is the most amazing backyard bowling set up of all time.

At least he knew how to be funny ...

This Just In ..... Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire    Tommy Mann Act

Awkward Moments

That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one has made any sandwiches.

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PBS; Living The Dream





Presents "The Black Panthers: Vanguard of the Revolution"

Yes, mfkrs, Vanguard

Simpsons Sphere

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The Simpsons - The Simpsons sphere - 360° 500 episodes at the same time Just think, this technology will someday let us watch and listen to the 500 dumbest things Joe Biden has ever said in a snap.

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Crimestoppers

Ron Metzger - Works for me This week, Captain Clay Higgins with the St. Landry Parish Sheriff's Office is asking for the public's assistance in identifying a burglary suspect. "The man is an accomplished burglar," said Higgins. "He knows when to strike, he gets in and out fast, and he avoids cameras. He appears to know where to go in each business, so we believe he visits the places he hits as a customer… before the burglary." Anyone with information on the burglaries is asked to call St. Landry Parish Crime Stoppers at (337) 948-8477.               " Lord knows, you can't  disagree with Captain Higgins.  That said, I do see a bit of political opportunism in his self promotion videos.  Sheriff  Joe Arpaio, who he seems to be emulating, gained his notoriety after the Arizona press focused on his tough treatment of convicts under his "care."  He said Picayunishly.

Judgements

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Don't Pull Out!

PILLOW TALK WITH ANN

G.O.P. BAFFLED AS VOTERS RALLY TO POPULAR CANDIDATE Donald Trump's latest bombshell, claiming the Bush administration lied about weapons of mass destruction to get us into the Iraq War, is just him doing wheelies on the way to the nomination. He's apparently decided it would be fun to taunt the entire GOP by demonstrating that he can say anything and his voters won't care. Even if you think Trump is a libertine, shallow narcissist, you know he will do what no other Republican will: Go to Washington, kick ass, mock political correctness, build a wall, deport illegals, bring manufacturing home, and end the GOP's peculiar fixation with remaking the Muslim world. I wish he'd stop showing off, the little scamp, but maybe the GOP establishment will finally get the message that voters have been waiting a really long time for a candidate who would put Americans first. Not donors, not plutocrats, not foreigners, and certainly not foreign plutocrats (i.e., Fox News). Trump is the first presidential candidate in 50 years who might conceivably: (1) deport illegal aliens, (2) build a wall, (3) block Muslim immigration, (4) flout political correctness, (5) bring manufacturing home, and (6) end the GOP's neurotic compulsion to start wars in some godforsaken part of the world. That's all that matters! Are you listening yet, RNC? YES YES YES YES YES

Pope channels Urban VI

Liberal Culture

POPE PICKS FIGHT WITH TRUMP ENTERS U.S. ELECTION BATTLE Pope Urban VI presided over a major schism in the Roman Catholic Church in 1378, which resulted in the emergence of parallel feuding papacies that lasted nearly four decades. Urban was supposedly prone to violent outbursts; later on, he caught wind of a conspiracy to depose him and had six cardinals arrested, tortured and ultimately executed. Legend has it he complained to the torturers that the cardinals' screams were not loud enough. The Church survived. ABOARD THE PAPAL PLANE (AP) -- Thrusting himself into the heated American presidential campaign, Pope Francis declared Thursday that Donald Trump is "not Christian" if he wants to address illegal immigration only by building a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. Trump fired back ferociously, saying it was "disgraceful" for a religious leader to question a person's faith. And this from Pope Francis's Argentina: Last week, a young Franciscana dolphin was killed on a beach in Argentina as a consequence of rough handling by throngs of eager tourists. The animal, along with another dolphin, had reportedly been yanked from the water so people could take photos. STORY

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Man Skips Work for 6 Years, No One Notices ... discovered when he was due an award for his service

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