Sunday, February 15, 2015

Best Commercials of the 60's ...




nostalgia                                               

  WHO REMEMBERS ... CLANKY CHOCOLATE ?


Ephemeral VHS is a gold mine of memories.  Even the FBI warning is classic. Want more?

Jack Webb Show 1946
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Bob & Ray WOR #202 Tuesday, December 18, 1973
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Bob And Ray And Leona. A mysterious snippet.
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Bob & Ray WOR #201 Monday December 17, 1973
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Colonel Stoopnagel and Bud Off the couch with a grouch
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Muslim in the White House








Former “Saturday Night Live” star Victoria Jackson, a few years back, noted Barack Obama’s socialistic agenda and wrote and sang a ditty called “There’s a Communist in the White House.”

Now she’s released a new song that’s similar, and it’s going to send the monitors of politically incorrect speech into a frenzy.

It’s called “There’s a Muslim living in the White House.”

It seems these days I’m in a haze, and I can’t concentrate on things
Can’t eat or sleep, feel incomplete, kind of scared and creepy
I look over my should lots and shudder when I watch TV
I bite my nails and cuticles and watch my words very carefully.
I bite my lip a lot and fidget with the buttons on my blouse.
Why? Because there’s a Muslim living in the White House.

Why aren’t people shocked or something? Why aren’t people up in arms?
Does anyone read history or see black and white flags or hear alarms?
The streets are filled with deaf and dumb as I squeak like a mouse.
There’s a Muslim living in the White House.


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Interspersed with Ayatollah Obama's own words, in case you've ever wondered why Victoria Jackson never appears in movies anymore. 

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Two Slices

Schooled Early


What's that prick's name again?

OBAMA PSA


Hey There, SUCKERS!

Destroy Operation Choke Point

Holder's Mustache                           










About a year ago, the Second Amendment community was rocked by news that the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) had teamed up with Attorney General Eric (the Hun) Holder to utterly destroy firearms manufacturers and dealers by cutting off all credit and banking relationships with them.

For its part, the FDIC categorized gun and ammunition sales as a "high-risk business," lumping it in with drug dealers, pornographers, and Ponzi scheme operators -- all of which it was working to completely destroy.

So now, Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) has introduced legislation to shut the doors of Operation Choke Point.  Rubio's bill, S. 477, would defund Operation Choke Point -- permanently.  It would insure that the FDIC didn't use "fees" to fund a program which could no longer go on with appropriated funds. And it would prohibit the Attorney General and the FDIC from reestablishing "Choke Point" under another name.

Furthermore, Rubio is committed to not just allow his legislation to lie dormant.  He understands that he may have to add the proposal as an amendment to a must-pass bill.  This is exactly what we will need to overcome a potential presidential veto.

So please contact your Senators and urge them to cosponsor S. 477.


Friday, February 13, 2015

Godless and In Charge



 







CNN Talkinghead: 'Our Rights Do Not Come From God'

CNN anchor Chris Cuomo debated Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore over rights and marriage, particularly regarding the recent kerfuffle over same-sex marriage in the Heart of Dixie. When Moore explained that marriage is a matter of law and rights that come from God, Cuomo vehemently disagreed.

"Our rights do not come from God, your honor, and you know that. They come from man," Cuomo insisted.

Later he added, "That's your faith, that's my faith, but that's not our country. Our laws come from collective agreement and compromise."

What utter hogwash. As Moore aptly noted, the Declaration of Independence is the law of the land, and it begins, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed..."

But Cuomo isn't just mistaken. He and his deceased father, Mario, and his brother Andrew, former and current governors of New York, hold a typical leftist view that government and not God creates rights. Therefore, those rights are subject to the whims of politicians because, as Chris Cuomo insisted,

"Times change. Definitions change." Such views are dangerous and completely antithetical to the foundation of our country.

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Well, they are the people whose governing principle is "Just make shit up and sign it."


Circle of Lies


The Lies Have It       
                            



A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying to gather support for his Health Plan. When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bush's home area, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."


"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks,

"Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,

"Hard to fool them flies, though. "

The Skoonj and Tarlowe Show



This monster ....

I'm so mad I can't talk about it. Obama MUST be removed from office. In the legal way of course.

BOGIE AT 12 0-CLOCK!



  COME AGAIN?








Democrats are so rudderless right now that Elizabeth Warren has replaced Hillary Clinton as favorite in the presidential race, and ... well, let me frame it with a question. In your lifetime, what are the two biggest scare tactics Democrats employ to galvanize their base?  Hint: one is "Republicans will end abortion. What's the other?


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“Shoot the Boer, shoot, shoot.”


Thug Cultures                             
                                 




The End of South Africa
Now, according to the human-rights organization Genocide Watch,
South Africa is at pre-genocide stage 6 of 8: “Preparation.





Jacob Zuma is S.A.'s President

Things are very bad in South Africa. When the scourge of apartheid was finally smashed to pieces in 1994, the country seemed to have a bright future ahead of it. Eight years later, in 2002, 60 percent of South Africans said life had been better under apartheid. Hard to believe — but that’s how bad things were in 2002. And now they’re even worse.

When apartheid ended, the life expectancy in South Africa was 64 — the same as in Turkey and Russia. Now it’s 56, the same as in Somalia. There are 132.4 rapes per 100,000 people per year, which is by far the highest in the world: Botswana is in second with 93, Sweden in third with 64; no other country exceeds 32.

... there are 31 murders per 100,000 people per year. Or about 50 a day. That would make South Africa the tenth most murderous country in the world ...And that’s using South Africa’s official estimates — outside groups put the murder rate 100 percent higher.
.......

A 2013 piece on World Net Daily quotes Mercer as saying, with all her anti-apartheid chops, that “more people are murdered in one week under African rule than died under detention of the Afrikaner government over the course of roughly four decades.” The South African government estimates that there are 31 murders per 100,000 people per year. Or about 50 a day. That would make South Africa the tenth most murderous country in the world, outpacing Rwanda, Mexico, and both Sudans. And that’s using South Africa’s official estimates — outside groups put the murder rate 100 percent higher. Choosing not to trust the South African authorities is a safe bet — South Africa’s government, which has been led by Nelson Mandela’s African National Congress since the end of apartheid, is outstandingly incompetent and corrupt.

....

President Zuma sang the genocide song himself: “We are going to shoot them with machine guns, they are going to run . . . The cabinet will shoot them, with the machine gun . . . Shoot the Boer
In 2010, a prominent member of the African National Congress named Julius Malema revived an old anti-apartheid song whose lyrics — says Genocide Watch — call for genocide: “Shoot the Boer, shoot, shoot.” “Boer” means “farmer” in Afrikaans; colloquially, it means “white South African.” Malema was ejected from the ANC and convicted of hate speech; he has since formed a new opposition party, the Economic Freedom Fighters, which is currently the third largest party in parliament.

Seven months after Malema’s conviction, President Zuma sang the genocide song himself, leading a crowd in a musical chant: “We are going to shoot them with machine guns, they are going to run . . . The cabinet will shoot them, with the machine gun . . . Shoot the Boer, we are going to hit them, they are going to run.” Watch the video on YouTube — it is surreal. Nelson Mandela’s successor, the president of South Africa, addresses a crowd of — according to the Guardian — tens of thousands, in a giant stadium, and calls for the murder of what amounts to about 10 percent of his constituents. Among the audience, uniformed members of the military dance.


If you see any similarities between the ANC and Obama's government - you are a racist.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

YIKES

TODAY'S OBAMA GOV'T METAPHOR





Taipei - Taiwanese drivers reportedly captured the moments before TransAsia flight GE235 crashed into a river near the country's capital city of Taipei today.

FORTRESS-The flying scenes are Okay

 



FORTRESS                                 









CGI saves FORTRESS.  The acting is cringe-worthy; the script vapid; with characters you never really care about.  Fortunately I  was savvy enough  to start sliding the bar forward to the next flying sequence, which are quite good.  There are three of them.  Start sliding immediately.

Metza Metza

THE SURVEY SAYS ...

American Vipers







                   


AMERICAN VIPERS                                                                     






I'm  taken aback by the vitriolic response to American Sniper.   Navy SEAL Chris Kyle removed from this earth, at a minimum, 160 vicious Taliban Islamos in Afghanistan.  Gary Cooper's portrayal of Sgt. Alvin York, and Audie Murphy's portrayal of Audie Murphy were celebrated in film.  Time magazine, a WTF? exemplar of the Left media slide into a Leftist abyss fixate on the film's "obviously fake plastic doll as Chris Kyle's child (The True Story Behind American Sniper). Tell me you don't want to slap these people silly.

Okay; I'm over acting. I am not taken aback by anything people who voted for Obama do anymore.  Rachel Maddow fan shoots, kills 3 people.   Not really surprised. Feminist aborts baby boy because it's a boy! It's what they do. Media suddenly interested in vetting candidates’ college years? Media hypocracy is not news. 

I want more Bradley Coopers.  So do you.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Butt, what?

Because she's just so real



Pelosi? Moral Rot?

SF Archbishop stuns diocese by revealing he’s Catholic!

After decades of moral rot, the Archdiocese of San Francisco is being reminded that it is religious organization. I hope Archbishop Cordileone has the guts to make his decision stick.

Gnat Warfare



Gnat Warfare





This might be why no other country would want to attack this country of ours.   Everybody is armed, and we know how to use our weapons.  - Metzger


Since we as a nation have accepted (even welcomed) government cameras and sensors that watch everything we do,  I suppose allowing government to use drones is inevitable.  If  however I was the Governor of, say, Maryland, I'd make shooting down drones in your airspace a misdemeanor carrying a $5 fine.  I would not be reelected because people will have become used to the 2 hour drone delivery from Amazon and other retailers. What the hell, I could never be elected in the first place; MD is firmly a nanny state.  Click-Click

Smooooooching

It's Scientific 
Gary Larsen
            

In addition to making us feel good, several studies indicate that kissing can actually help keep us in good health. Swapping mouth bacteria boosts our immune system, the extra saliva produced when you kiss washes out dangerous bacteria, and the raised heartbeat causes blood vessels to dilate, thus lowering blood pressure. [Full]
Note: Some women are way picky

.... and a great cook, great lover, great ....

People are always asking. "Say, Rodge ..
.... being honest and direct, with an occasional touch of bad taste
If you don't write your own epitaph, someone else will.  And it's likely to be some bastard who was jealous of your good looks, manliness and beautiful wife!


At the end of Battered Bastards of Baseball Bing Russell recited his own epitaph. I remembered that I liked it, but had to go back last night to get the thing right.



I would like that to be my epitaph as well.  Hey, "occasional" is nebulous enough for government work, right?

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Religious Left=Statism

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