One trick pony

Your basic one trick pony

Fears the snub

Where's my gun, dammit!

If you're looking for trouble, it's always there.

There were but four survivors from the sunken ship:  the captain, a black guy, an Asian, and a white guy.  The captain announces that the dinghy they're in has room and supplies to sustain only three people, and one must leave the boat if any are to survive.  He's the only qualified seaman, and must stay.  To make things equitable, he says, I'll ask each of you questions, and the first to miss will be thrown to the sharks. He first asks the African American, "When did the Titanic sink?"   "Monday, April 15, 1912" he quickly responds. Very good says the captain. To the Asian he asks, "How many perished?" "1,503," he immediately responds. Excellent, says the captain. Turning now to the Caucasian, he demands "Name them." What?  I'm a "democratic racist?"  Are you s-iting me?

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What? This is not self parody?

(faithfully reproduced) Putting a Price Tag on the Melting Ice Caps By Judith D. Schwartz Saturday, Apr. 03, 2010 Related Stories Report: The Case for Global Warming Stronger Than Ever Climate Change: Filling the Bush Gap More Related Studies of the Arctic Suggest a Dire Situation Is Europe Backsliding on Climate-Change Targets? How Accurate Are Global Warming Climate Predictions? Reports about the melting ice caps are distressing, but for the most part climate change remains abstract. The poor polar bear has been trotted out as the tangible face of global warming so often that we're beginning to see "polar bear fatigue." How about bringing the effects of Arctic melt close to home, as in what it will cost? A new study does just that, and the results are alarming, not just for Arctic dwellers but for all of us. According to lead author Eban Goodstein, Ph.D., over the next 40 years Arctic ice melt will take an economic toll of between $2.4 trillion and $24 trillion. Unless we change course — and fast. (continued) I looked to see if this was dated April 1, last night.  I'm left with little to add, except "rabid dogs." Oh, London's Daily Mail was simultaneously reporting  "Increase in Arctic ice confounds doomsayers"  And, how precious is this?   Watts up with that?, voted the Web's Best Science Blog, and go-to destination for reading about AWG fraud,  has this Google generated ad  on page one. You can't make this s--t up!

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Chicago Cardinal to Honor Father Pfleger With Lifetime Achievement Award

Call me Boggled.

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Recess

Whu God Gave Us B-52s

The End of Mexico? Excerpt

….Last week, at least 30 Mexicans from the town of El Porvenir walked to the border crossing post at Fort Hancock, Texas, and asked for political asylum. Ordinarily, their claim would be denied as groundless, and they would be turned back. Instead, they were taken to El Paso, where they expect to have their cases heard. No one doubts that they have a strong claim. Their town on the Mexican side of the border is under siege by one or more drug cartels battling for control of the key border crossing. According to Mike Doyle, the chief deputy sheriff of Hudspeth County, Texas, one of the cartels has ordered all residents of the town of 10,000 to abandon the city within the next month. bright idea “They came in and put up a sign in the plaza telling everyone to leave or pay with their own blood,” Doyle said. Since then there has been a steady stream of El Porvenir residents seeking safety on the American side of the border, both legally and illegally. Among them are the 30 who are seeking political asylum. In recent days the situation in the impoverished, dusty border town has grown worse. According to Jose Franco, the superintendent of schools in Fort Hancock, the cartels have threatened to execute children in school unless parents pay 5000 pesos in protection money. ”

American Sheep Squirrel

If squirrels were dogs they'd be the smartest breed.

Trap Doorless

Infiltrated

Has anyone seen Tiger's birth certificate?

In trying to understand how it is that people, so alien to American ideals, could seize control of our gummint, I ignored Occam's Razor.   The most likely reason, of course, is that the KGB controlled, dope smoking, maggot ridden, Vietnam era protesters, seized upon the "those who  can't, teach" doctrine, and  conveyed their anti-Americanism to your children.  Did that very well.   We are now populated by people with no sense of history, and  zero critical thinking skill. Simple stuff.  Instead, however, I looked for something cosmic.  Like aliens slipping through a star-gate,  and semenizing amongst our weakest willed.  The result?  I saw the simultaneous emergence of Tiger Woods, arguably the most talented golfer in history, and look-alike Barrack Obama, the very charismatic and gifted thespian, and Marxist activist , as conspiracy.  Both mulatto.  Both richly handsome. Both phenomenally successful from the get-go.  Not of this world. What's to argue?  They sprang from one of those alien molds, and there are more out there. What dissuaded me from going public was this.  While Obama fits that profile, reeking as he does of deceit, evil, and gangsterism, Tiger was Mr. All-American.  Then his lovely wife took a golf club to him.  Tiger, we learned,  is also a dishonest scumbag.  Still, in a Clintonized America, some will excuse marital disloyalty.  But stuff's still oozing out the cracks of that Novemeber wreck, and thus we learn that Tiger shares another of Obama's traits.  He lied to his own biography.  Has anyone seen Tiger's birth certificate?

Miss Suckley

Say it ain't so, "Uncle Joe"

Like many of you, I'm more than casually interested in American history, and more than a casual viewer of the Hitler channels documentation of our past.  That the History Channel's  "Beltway Unbuckled" would yield new information about FDR, then,  is illustrative of how media selectively protects the image of  patron Liberals, while targeting what were once called mainstream Americans.  FDR mistress Daisy Suckley's diary, which was discovered under her bed in 1991, isn't a secret as I discovered by searching the term.  But, it sure as hell has not been been publicly aired.  I'm talking about FDR telling Ms. Suckley about D-Day details a month prior to June 6th, 1944 ("... technically treason").  I'm talking FDR's plan to partner up with Joe Stalin after the war, to crate a new world order, with FDR running the planned United Nations.  Doris Kearns Goodwin, call you office. I dedicate this post to Senator Joseph  R, McCarthy, who died for our sins.

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A National Decision

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I'm a rabbit

The DNC had ordered another incident

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He's a Jerk!

In Passing

In Passing

I found 4 things you did not know

Unplugged “ 1) Sarah Palin’s Fox News Special Garners Unspectacular Ratings It did do 28% better in total viewers than the last FNC original special (November 2009). It did do  better in total viewers (2,000,000+) than a MSNBC has in a week, or thereabouts. 2) Today's "Serial killer wins appeal; executed by firing squad over noose" David Shuster may be on his way to CNN, and the cable network may be realizing that it needs the likes of David Shuster -- a hyper-partisan liberal -- if it wants to compete with MSNBC. 3) Mmmmm, Pillow Fight over peeps 4) “When we visited Barack’s home country of Kenya in Africa......” Michele Obama addresses LGBT delegates at the 2008 Democratic Convention. Kumbaya 5) Election Theft Underway in Wisconsin More evidence the Obama Democrats are playing by Chicago rules, and rapidly altering the nature of our political regime. Nancy Pelosi's strong arm legislative tactics have metastasized to the state level in Wisconsin. 6) Today's caption this. Bore Me, like so many image/video venues, operates from deep in left field.  A nice enema now and then is in order. 7) This guy beat out Hank Johnson? I dunno.  The Illinois democrat is no different than Obama.  Hank Johnson is a special person. 8) Only Indicted Militia Member With Party Affiliation Is... a Democrat But we were assured that political violence and fascist impulses were a phenomenon confined almost entirely to the right? 9) US to drop extra security against 'terror-prone' Muslim air travelers Investigation: Is  Homeland Security Czarina Janet Napolitano using LSD laced douches? 10) Toronto Muslim: 'We need another Holocaust!' Provost to arrest for hate speech! Oh, sorry.  That was something else. ”