...whores, con-men, and penny-ante sharpers from East -

Someday

“ Congress, a collection of whores, con-men, and penny-ante sharpers from East Jesus, Nebraska, ponders the Great Question: Default now, and admit manfully to being the economic lepers everyone else already knows we are? Or raise the debt ceiling, keep spending like a spoiled Swarthmore sophomore with daddy's credit card, and collapse a bit later? It's just lovely. The World’s Greatest Economy holding out the begging bowl to China. “Alms? Alms for the poor?” Maybe I don't have enough Padre Kino after all. Maybe there isn't enough.  [Fred Reed] ” Not Today

How hard is it?

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Hoodlum Gummint

Free crack pipes to be handed out in Vancouver

“ Health officials in Vancouver say they will launch a pilot project later this year to distribute clean, unused crack pipes to drug users.  Free condoms for First Graders (YES), Free Heroin Needles, and Free Crack Pipes (although prolly not he fancy ones with an embedded rose). WTFF?  Well not free, gummints make us pay for them ... just like the 'Magic Negro just stipulated that insurers must cover birth control with no copays.   I know, the surveys all show that we'll eventually have to euthanize Liberals, but it will be like drowning kittens or executing a retard; they're just that dumb. But we do have the right—  and in this case the responsibility to defend ourselves, the nation, and our western culture.  Glub-glub.    mary

IEIQ ↓ FF ↑

IEIQ ↓ FF ↑

“ The overall chart shows that Firefox has the smallest percentage of low-IQ users, and the largest of average or high-IQ users. A similar study five years ago found that users had broadly similar IQs. [Hmmmm] ” And .... Chrome Overtakes Firefox To Become UK’s Second Most-Popular Browser So what does all this say about GB?  I don't know. I have noticed that Jeremy Clarkson takes a great interest in penis size.

ELABORATE WELFARE HOUSING PROJECT

"FAKE BUT ACCURATE"  NEWS

“... not including Social Security Refugee Pay ... ”   "ELABORATE WELFARE HOUSING PROJECT

Source    cuzzin ricky

Lousy Multiculturalism -

More Proof Multiculturalism is a killer!

Strange Japanese Kancho game First it was Pearl Harbor, then Bukkake, and now Kanchco threatens our cultural identity.  And all because multiculturalism gained a foothold, thanks to Liberal ass-hats .  It  began innocently enough, if strangely  ...

Our Heroes Have Always Been Cowgirls?

Dear Yankee Let me tell you, dryland farming is about as hard as it gets.  When I read that, Perry definitely came up in my estimation.  mary

“Here we go again [...] So please, heed this advice. Rick Perry, as you have no doubt already discovered, is not the easiest man to write about. He is secretive and leery of the media (sometimes to the point of hostility), and he has a strategically valuable knack for being underestimated by his critics. I have been writing about him since the eighties, when he began his career in the Texas Legislature. Along the way I have learned a few things, which I have arranged in this handy list of Eight Points to Keep in Mind When Writing About Rick Perry. [Texas Montly] “ (I've included item titles only) 1. Perry is not George Bush. 2. It’s not a big deal that Perry was once a Democrat. 3. Perry is cannier than you think he is. 4. Texas is not a “weak governor” state. 5. Perry is not a male hair model. 6. Perry is from the middle of nowhere. 7. Perry is an Aggie. 8. Don’t discount the luck factor. So there you have it. In closing, I would like to request that you please do your best to avoid tin-ear clichés about barbecue, cattle, oil, football, and the Alamo. Remember, this is an urban state of 25 million people. We don’t go to sleep at night dreaming of William Barret Travis drawing a line in the sand. We do admire our rural history, as this month’s cover attests, but our vitality is in the cities. Enjoy your visit, best of luck, and please get it right this time. Yours truly, Paul Burka I imagine I'm not the first person to grin at the juxtaposition of "Our Heroes Have Always Been Cowgirls," and the Rick Perry blurb.    Still, this story can only help Perry if enough non-Texans read it.   Thanks mary.

Guest Column

Guest Post Potpourri and bric-a-brac by Stoo-pid

“ Ft. Irwin is an installation dedicated to training. It has a minimal cadre, and when I ws in the Army, the sole tenant was OpFor. OpFor is/was a unit trained in soviet tactics and equipment, and combat units would travel to Ft. Irwin to do battle with them to get an ida of how fit they were to take on Ivan. Well, someone stole some AK-4s and a Dragunov sniper rifle from there, and now there's a reward being offered: http://www.presstv.ir/detail/191552.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter I guess the BATF feels like someone is harshing their gig. Next, there's the latest Executive order issued by BO: executive-order-blocking-property-transnational-criminal-organizations At the bottom of the order, he lists 4 entities this order applies to. He musta forgot to add BATF. And finally, I've noticed that St. Anne has been making some odd statements and endorsements in recent months, and seems to have lost her fire. This guy - Los Angeles based civil attorney by day - USAR cavalry officer when called upon to defend America, has that fire: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/how_to_stop_jihadi_ Stoo-pid ” Thanks Stoo.  I know that Mark Levin is puzzled by Ann Coulter's endorsement of ....          Since I'm carrying Ann's baby, I must be silent on the matter.

View from a smoky budget battlefield

So, Who Won and Who Lost?

“ Anything can happen, but it appears the GOP is on the verge of pulling off a political victory that may be unprecedented in American history. Republicans may succeed in using the threat of a potential outcome that they themselves acknowledged would lead to national catastrophe as leverage to extract enormous concessions from Democrats, without giving up anything of any significance in return. Not only that, but Republicans — in perhaps the most remarkable example of political up-is-downism in recent memory — cast their willingness to dangle the threat of national crisis as a brave and heroic effort they’d undertaken on behalf of the national interest. Only the threat of national crisis could force the immediate spending cuts supposedly necessary to prevent a far more epic crisis later. [WaPost's Greg Sargent] ” It is admittedly fun to listen to the anguished bleating coming from the left.  Rep. Emanuel Cleaver, chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus, said early reports of the new deal appeared to be “a sugar-coated Satan sandwich.”  The thing is, Liberals are by virtue of the very DNA that makes them Liberal,  unable to comprehend economics.  Never have, and never will.  So they, along with some non Liberals, viewed this as another action fought over losing or gaining face.  But what did the Dems get for sure?  Well, they wanted  the debt ceiling raised  through the 2012 elections. Harry Reid said that was non-negotiable. “ It guarantees the debt limit will be hiked by $2.4 trillion. Immediately upon enactment of the plan, the Treasury will be granted $400 billion of new borrowing authority, after which President Obama will be allowed to extend the debt limit by $500 billion, subject to a vote of disapproval by Congress. [TPM] WIN.  What Republicans won is entangled in words like: “ That initial $900 billion will be paired with $900 billion of discretionary spending cuts, first identified in a weeks-old bipartisan working group led by Vice President Joe Biden, which will be spread out over 10 years. ” Going into negotiations Speaker Boner was concerned that "discretionary" cuts would come at the expense of the military. and he took that off the table.  Evidently Mitch McConnel gave it back, so now up to one-half  will come out of the military's hide. LOSE What did the Country get for sure?  It's still early, and God knows I only got a C in Econ 244, but it appears we got institutionalized indebtedness and insolvency.  Mommy and Daddy sold the kids for a weekend in Acapulco. There is a different view however ... The debt deal is a rare bipartisan victory for the forces of smaller government.

Major Award Winner

Todays “Boner” Preservation Award Winner

Whereas a certain political blackguard has besmirched the good name and meaning of  "Boner,"  SondraK is hereby awarded the coveted Boner Preservation Award for her efforts in the fight to restore  morning boners of the good kind.  Say "Here Here," and "Huzzah!"      Boinggggg!

Illegal Immigration and Debt Ceiling Debate ...

Why Is Cost of Illegal Immigration Ignored In Debt Ceiling Debate?

Michele Bachmann wins first women’s presidential straw poll ...

Michele Bachmann wins first women’s presidential straw poll

“ Rep. Michele Bachmann won the first Women’s Presidential Straw Poll, held at the Smart Girl Summit in St. Louis, Missouri this weekend. Herman Cain, who spoke at the event, closely trailed Bachmann, finishing in a strong second place. Texas Governor Rick Perry and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin were not included on the ballot. Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, former Ambassador Jon Huntsman, Gov. Gary Johnson, Congressman Thad McCotter, Congressman Ron Paul, Gov. Tim Pawlenty and Gov. Mitt Romney —  were. [full] ” I like this story, and if the election was held today I'd be voting for a Cain-Bachman ticket.  Crain on top, because he's a proven business manager.  If it was Palin-Cain, well— Palin Cain. Anyway, I went browsing for "black on white" art because race is the first thing I think of when it comes to politics.   Seriouisly,  I Googled for ideas for art-chopping, and this New York Press article was the first hit. A White Woman Explains Why She Prefers Black Men How many white men can treat a woman like a lady and ravish her By Susan Crain Bakos No, it's not what you think. “ They look better than white men, they touch and kiss and make love better than white men. Statistically, their penises are only a fraction of an inch bigger on average, but they seem bigger and harder. ” There are other reason given - “ Black men have something white guys don't have anymore: confidence in their masculinity (Tip:  She only dates Liberals.  Count on it) Black men are gentlemen, something else white men no longer are. (Why - you bitch!) With the exception of some Italians, white men don't turn me on anymore. (What was that movie ... Christopher Walken - "Cause you, you're part eggplant?"  Who knew?) On another night in that same bar, a different black man, an artist, knelt and kissed my knees. (My god, I've been on my knees in many a bar.) Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh.   There's only one patch of skin on a white man's body that remotely compares to nearly every inch of a black man's skin  (I think she's saying Black men feel like a penis.  Or maybe uvula? Very déclassé).  ” At any rate, this is something Susan Crain Brooks is expert in, while I have no experience at all.  I do think that all of this would be a great idea for Myth Busters to tackle.   Kari?  For science?  By the way, That's not Not Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann in the top picture.

BAMA-AID

Daily DUH Boost in 2010 from stimulus now ‘killing’ housing market

Microsm USA News Call it a stimulus hangover. In 2010, Lawrence’s real estate market started to show signs of life as tax credits for first-time homebuyers — part of the federal stimulus package — did boost sales. But now as numbers for the first half of 2011 are released, it is clear that Lawrence’s real estate market is no longer stimulated. “The stimulus created an artificial boost for awhile,” said Gary Nuzum, senior vice president of McGrew Real Estate. “We knew it would help us last year, but we also knew it was stealing buyers from us in future years. And it has. It is killing us right now. I never thought it would hurt us this much but it has.” [Lawrence Kansas] Coming Soon ...-BAMA- AID BUDGET - Guaranteed to stop the bleeding for one news cycle

Environmentalists baffled: ...

Environmentalists baffled: Gulf Coast wildlife is thriving after oil spill

“ Hmmmmm. Remember all those news stories that said the [Exxon Valdez] Deepwater Horizon oil spill was the greatest environmental disaster in history? You know, the ones that said the oil would devastate Gulf Coast wildlife for decades, that avian life would be decimated, that the Gulf Coast was a dead zone. In the words of Saturday Night Live’s Emily Litella, “Never mind.” Turns out the Gulf Coast has never had so damn many birds. laughing-gull-gulf-coast Now we know what the laughing gull is laughing at: The environmentalists' predictions Reuters has the avian info: [I Hate the Media] BUT WAIT   Cynthia McKinney says U.S. government assassinated damn near everyone who’s ever been assassinated Senator John Barrasso wants YOU to apply for an Obamacare waiver! Sean Hannity sucker punches Juan Williams Jane Fonda says vast right wing conspiracy stopped her from selling crappy book on QVC

$145 Trillion - $100 Million/Pallet

$145 Trillion - $100 Million/Pallet

Greater Detail Here . “ BUT WAIT!  THIS JUST IN: Congressional Sources: Republicans and Democrats Reach Tentative Debt Deal Here, according to Democratic and Republican sources, are the key elements: A debt ceiling increase of up to $2.1 to $2.4 trillion (depending on the size of the spending cuts agreed to in the final deal). They have now agreed to spending cuts of roughly $1.2 trillion over 10 years. (WOW!) ”     thoR

Best Eagle Picture Ever

Semper Fi Coming Soon: ACLU SUES TO KEEP EAGLE OUT OF RELIGION

Taken at the National Cemetery  in Minneapolis on a June morning as it appeared in the Minneapolis  Star/Tribune    Tom Mann

GySgt Harry Berres, USMC

I'm getting the Hell out ...

"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional, and now it's legal. I'm getting the Hell out before Obama makes it mandatory." GySgt Harry Berres, USMC    Tom Mann

Black soldier who loved the flag of Dixie

When Rucker called the roll—A Soldier’s Story Black soldier who loved the flag of Dixie

“ The Confederate flag, which continues to come under attack, was the proud banner of Black, White, Hispanic, Jewish and Native American sons and daughters of Dixie who stood nobly in defense of their homeland and way of life during the War Between the States. Once upon n a time either the Confederate nor the Union Veterans nor their blood stained battle flag needed any defense. The following is one of over 50,000 stories of the Black Confederate Soldier, slave and free, who stood honorably and proudly for Southern Independence, 1861-1865. After the war many of these men attended the reunions of Confederate soldiers including that at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. On August 10, 1905, Amos Rucker, an ex-Confederate soldier and proud member of the United Confederate Veterans, died in Atlanta, Georgia. [full] ” That story caused me to once again revisit Brian Lamb's 1994 interview of late historian Shelby Foote    The Clintons ushered in an era of full-blown confrontation and attack on American culture which persist today,  We are again split into two nations, and one I fear will die with the memory keepers who keep it alive. Foote seems to recognize the trend “ excerpt — When I was a grade school boy in Mississippi, I knew obscene doggerel about Abraham Lincoln, left over from my parents and grandparents. Yankees were despised. When one of them was so unfortunate as to move to Greenville, Mississippi, he was despised. All that stopped. All that's over now, and the great compromise obtains. I wish my black friends could do the same thing. The Illinois senator [Carol Moseley-Braun] who didn't want the Daughters of the Confederacy at Richmond to have a Confederate symbol -- not the battle flag; just a Confederate symbol -- on their stationery, got her fellow senators to disallow it. I do not understand that. That's a violation of the compromise, for example, and it's an arousal of bitterness. But she, along with a great many others, do not want to be reminded. She has every right to want to hide from history if she wants to, but it seems to me she's trying to hide history from us, and that's a mistake ” WATCH

Point-Counterpoint

Point-Counterpoint

But in a phone call Friday evening, McConnell told Reid he wanted the White House at the table and expressed frustration that President Obama had rejected an emerging compromise between the two Senate leaders last weekend. Aides said McConnell expected to speak with administration officials Friday night and tamped down talk of an impasse. But Senate Democratic leaders reacted with outrage, accusing McConnell of blocking a deal. Without such an agreement, Obama warned that the United States stands to lose its sterling AAA credit rating — “not because we didn’t have the capacity to pay our bills. We do. But because we didn’t have a triple-A political system to match our triple-A credit rating.  - Congressional leaders struggle to work out bipartisan debt deal Moody's: Neither debt plan protects the nation's AAA rating The "limited magnitude" of both debt plans put forward by congressional leaders would not put the nation's AAA credit rating back on solid footing, Moody's Investors Service announced Friday. "Reductions of the magnitude now being proposed, if adopted, would likely lead Moody's to adopt a negative outlook on the AAA rating," the credit rating agency said in a new report. "The chances of a significant improvement in the long-term credit profile of the government coming from deficit reductions of the magnitude proposed in either plan are not high."

ObamaCare Lawsuit Reaches the Supreme Court

ObamaCare Lawsuit Reaches the Supreme Court

That this is even questionable speaks to the sorry state of the nation. The other nation.  The one before 2008.