TRKOF&S - Woman of the Year!

Subject: Registry of Distinguished Women Date: Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:05:38 -0600 (CST) From: "Women's Association" "It is our pleasure to inform you ...."

Horry Clap.  This is— will be— a major award!  There will be sacrifice, to be sure, but doesn't anything worthy of major award recognition require some? I'll just get myself primed for what comes next.   Never mind.  Besides, it was for last year.

Strafed by Jap Zeros and other stuff that makes sense in the Nanny State.

The Nanny State - one regulation away from total bliss                        Mother to face charges for unusual punishment

“ "Ask yourself a question - is that safe for the child? If you wouldn't want your child doing it, we probably don't need somebody else's child doing it," said Sergeant Lyle Waterworth (aka Officer Krupke). The guard called Jonesboro police, who took the boy to school, then contacted his mother. Nequavion's mother was cited for endangering the welfare of a minor in the second degree. [full] Jesus, I'm feeling like a disgruntled postal worker Click. Click. What was it Nequavion's mother did that was so horrible?  Was it make him a turkey and cheese sammich [See West Hoke Elementary]  for lunch?  No. She forced her 10-year-old son to walk nearly five miles to school as punishment after his school suspended his bus privileges for the fifth time due to yelling.  “ "She did the right thing, she knew that I had been suspended off the bus five days, so she didn't do nothing wrong. She made me walk. I just had to walk. They shouldn't have picked me up. I could've walked by myself, " said the kid. ” "Shut the fk up brat," responded Officer Krupke, "we know what's good for you." Cue stories about walking six miles to school through three feet of snow while Jap Zeros strafe you. . ”   mary

Project Veritas Investigates Voter Fraud

Project Veritas Investigates Voter Fraud In Minnesota

“ During today's Presidential Caucus in Minnesota, voters may be surprised to see the ease in which individuals may register to vote for themselves or others without identification requirements of any kind. In advance of the 2012 Presidential Caucus, Project Veritas' investigators visited the Land of 10,000 lakes yesterday and inquired with voter registration officials if they could register on behalf of others . . . . . .including the names of today's NFL star quarterbacks: Project Veritas Investigator: "Thomas Brady he just happened to be assaulted in Minnesota so he's going through a lot of depression so he can't come in to register to vote. Voter Registration Official: That's all right . . . if he fills this form out, then he would get on the list where he would automatically, every election, get one of these forms in the mail which he would then fill out and mail to us and then we would send him a ballot. Project Veritas  Investigator: "Timothy Tebow, he got in a car accident recently and I don't think he's going to be able physically to come in to cast a ballot to vote" Voter Registration Official:  He can always absentee vote. After visiting five voter-registration offices, Project Veritas' investigators were provided with dozens of voter-registration applications that simply had to be mailed back with no identification, notarization, or other means of verification. [Full] ” Previously

The one on the right. But, whose right?

Blofeld discovers which of two captives is Bond.  James Bond.

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Innocence Corrupted (by me, prolly, in this instance. Sorry)

Filthy Obscene Culture Why we can't have nice things anymore

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Lazee Dog

Perfect Gizmos, Gadgets, and Pet Storage

Everything you need to know ...

Democrat National Convention Schedule Released

"Journalists" boarding the mother ship

Record 19 reporters, media execs join Team Obama

“ For some Washington reporters and media execs, cheering their team from the sidelines just isn’t good enough: Tugging on a red, white and blue Team Obama jersey is the answer. That’s the case for a whopping 19 journalists and media executives, including five from the Washington Post and three each from ABC and CNN, who’ve gone into the administration or center-left groups supporting the president. The left, predictably disingenuous, respond. “ Which is worse, media personalities going to work for the government or politicians going to work for media giants? Australian billionaire Rupert Murdoch has 89% of the GOP on his payroll. MSNBC just fired a prominent politician. Is that any better than a Tony Snow using his communication skills in service of his country instead of in service to a media conglomerate? [Druj  Retort] ” Don't try  to make sense of it;  there are too many convolutions to deal with.  Our ersatz Drudge comes somewhat closer to truth with this. “ There's a reason more reporters seem to be moving into government, and it isn't because of their politics. It's because the newspaper business has gone to shit, and a lot of veteran reporters are leaving before they get laid off. ” I will argue that only public disgust with slanted-left news reporting allowed the Drudges and Free Republics to proliferate, which ultimately cost them their jobs. Segue, a related aside—   did you know that the word disingenuous (not straightforward or candid; giving a false appearance of frankness) only came into popular usage in 1992?  It's true.  Do a Lexis Nexis search for the word,  and find the sharp upward spike (imagine the Rock of Gibraltar).  Have you guessed why?  Okay, In 1992 the Democrat Media Complex were desperate to find substitute words for  "lie," "liar," and "lying MFCS,"  to describe the Clintons.  That embargo was broken, temporarily, when Bill Safire called Hillary a "congenital liar" [Blizzard of Lies New York Times  | 01/08/1996] ”

KIDS

TWO

“ (ROLL-OVER FUN) ”

The Big Crack

Culture Today's Matched Pair

“ The mind boggles (ROLL-OVER FUN) I was intrigued enough to look this one up.  It was a Judge Judy case. ”

The water's just right in North Carolina

ribbit The Water's Just Right

“ Since North Carolina isn't California, I sort of thought her citizens were not okay with school lunch police . I was wrong.   They've been permitted to strike again. “ Another School Lunch Replaced for Not Being Healthy Enough The lunch Zambrano packed for her daughter? A cheese and salami sandwich on a wheat bun with apple juice. The lunch she got in the cafeteria? Chicken nuggets, a sweet potato, bread and milk. ” It is entirely fair to say that  North Carolinians forget that state government work for them.  Else boots would have hit the ground after the first instance was reported.  To put it in perspective, how would any of them respond after finding that rats had nested in their home?  ”

Anima l"Right's" drone shot down

Animal rights group says drone shot down WHY WE WIN

“ "Seconds after it hit the air, numerous shots rang out," Hindi said in the release. "As an act of revenge for us shutting down the pigeon slaughter, they had shot down our copter." Read more: I have tears of great joy in my eyes.  America LIVES!  I've been waiting years for us to show a semblance of the balls the French showed with  the Rainbow Warrior.  The French for chrisake. It's too damn bad the thing   was unmanned.  I LOVE YOU GUYS! ”

Famous rabid dog Susie Tompkins Buell -

Got me. for a minute

“ San Francisco philanthropist Susie Tompkins Buell, one of the Democratic Party's most generous benefactors, is keeping her checkbook closed when President Obama holds high-priced California fundraisers this week. There's just so much accumulated evidence, going back to them (still) refusing to believe that Alger Hiss was a communist, to suggest—  NO  —  PROVE! that American Democrats (AKA Liberals, Progressives, Communists) are intellectual rabid dogs.  So now you hate yourself for thinking you've found spark evidence of a warm mind in one of them. And getting bitch-slapped. I won't go through the drill of listing any of the myriad causes for any reasonable person to stop funding this man.  Don't need to; you know them all.  But no.  What caused Miss Susie to take some ersatz immunoglbulin treatment?  “ "I thought that he really did understand 'the urgency of now' on climate change," she said. "He has not been vocal enough ... and I want to encourage him to lead me." -Susie Tompkins Buell. ” I am such a fool.  ”

Girl fights

Girls can fight for awhile

“ Picture brought memories.  When I was six or seven, a girl used to beat the crap out of me on the way home from school.  I don't know why;  there was often no reason for these things where I grew up in Chicago.  Anyway, one day (I want to say her name was Mildred) I was able to fend her off with a good punch.  When you get home from one of these fights you're trembling anyway, from the adrenaline overload - and the shame of losing. That day there was no shame, but exhilaration.  About two hours later the doorbell rang.  It was Mildred's mother, with Mildred in tow.  Mrs. Mildred laid into my mom  for raising a boy who beat-up on girls.  I remember trying to defend my action, but I had never complained to my mom, or dad, or anybody,  about getting beat-up by a girl, so my protestations sounded hollow.  I forget the punishment.  Not watching the next I Love Lucy was the norm.  While this little soirée was going on - Peggy!  Her name was Peggy, not Mildred, and she wore pigtails - Peggy stuck her tongue out at me.  I wanted to hit her.  Anyway, it's my experience that up to a certain age there exists no physical superiority of one gender over the other.  Girls are very athletic for awhile. I remember the last physical contact fight I had with a girl.  It wasn't a punching fight, but it was a very angry wrestle.  I was able to pin Pam (the one-year older neighbor girl)  in her from yard.  In doing so the buttons on her shirt popped, displaying way more than nascent breasts that I didn't know she had.  I was transfixed. The world stopped.  In a moment she began to cry, pushed me off  and ran inside.  I was worried the doorbell would ring again, but it didn't.   For my part, I developed a crush on Pam, right then.  Moving forward we developed a clumsy, but affectionate relationship that grew as time passed. We moved away before there was so much as a kiss swapped.  One day I got a letter from my friend Tim, with a newspaper clipping.  It was about an inquest.  Pam was watching television with her feet touching both the metal case of the TV,  and an electric floor lamp.  She was electrocuted.  Age 16. ”

The Cowmanity

The Humanity                         The Cowmanity!

“ Lucille Cloutier, who took the video while on vacation from Ontario, said that she would have expected the officers to have used tranquilizers rather than shooting the cows dead. Tam- View From The Porch ”

Are we depraved beyond salvation?

Can Western Culture Be Saved?  - and should it be?

Click for story This is cultural, but  not a  symbol of Western culture depravity,  like the rest will be.  Okay, I included it to titillate. Still, a  girl in our community had the same problem,  (and yes it is a problem).  She  eventually had breast reduction (down to about a nice 36 C) and it changed her life for the better.  She did complain after the reduction, about not being able to find a proper pillow,  but that was before memory foam. San Francisco High School: Students Lined Up to "Marry" Their Sweethearts Regardless of Gender, Sexual Orientation or Relationship Status (via WCBM) "San Francisco"  automatically conjures "depravity"  anymore.  In the larger scheme of things then, this sort of Liberal pap-smear is commonplace.  Which is the point.  Liberalism has so inculcated the culture that even the city's notorious street fairs (warning), where children can walk about while sexual acts are publicly consummated , no longer shock everyone. My solution of course is to  nuke them. Yes, the B-52 is still our first option.  Only needs an oil change and air filter, which I hope to get around to this weekend. Click for story   (Click for Video) via "Ten Mile Island" - in comments Demi Moore actually looks like she's 19 (she's 49, and ugly inside), and very hot.  Men will have trouble with this, then.  We were all 15.  We all had sex with Annette Funicello or, well, Demi Moore—   in our own fashion.  But this is wrong. I mean it. And the article itself  leads us into a temptation to violate the Tenth Commandment. Why the 'Human Barbie' is now injecting her own 16-year-old daughter with Botox 'I talked her through the procedure and feel I did the responsible thing." Click for story   I'll let Maxine Waters stand for the culture of liberal politics.  If you  find some sense in what she's saying, you are depraved. In case nobody  told you before.

The 'Tang Dialogs

The O'Tan Dialogs

“ I love this  picture that keeps popping up on various  sites.  Every time I see it, a new conversation goes through my head. ”

JFC!

Culture a nation of gimps

“ ” Two radio talk show hosts are suspended for saying this about a cracked-out has-been, now dead from a drug overdose celebrity. “ The remarks in question, said by KOBYLT on TUESDAY's show and circulated , said of how people in HOUSTON's life likely dealt with the singer's decline, "She's been cracked out for 20 years, and we heard how obnoxious she was these parties, I mean, she's doing handstands, she's babbling like an idiot, running around ... she's a mess ...  She's been doing this for 20 years.... So, how much of a pain in the ass do you think she was?  Can you imagine, you're CLIVE DAVIS, and she has not been -- she has not had her head screwed on right for 20 years?  At some point you’re just sick of it all, and so is everybody else in the industry, all her friends and hangers on, everybody who knew had to deal with her, it’s like, 'ah, Jesus, here comes the crack ho again, what’s she gonna do; Oh, look at that, she’s doing handstands next to the pool. Very good, crack ho, nice.'  After a while, everybody’s exhausted. And then you find out she’s dead. It’s like, 'really ... took this long?'"  ” The governor of New Jersey orders his state's flags flown at half-mast for said cracked-out has-been, now dead from a drug overdose  celebrity. The U.S. Navy names a warship after her.  Oh, I'm sorry,  Different one. The nobody particularly special they named a warship for was a leftist congressman-woman.  She's honored for being shot and wounded by one of her leftist constituents. You tell me who's farked-up in the society?

A Fine Mortality Tale

Tails of the Gun A Mortality Play

“ You\'re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Liberal Answer: Well, that\'s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he\'d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. Conservative Answer: BANG! Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading). Wife: \"Sweetheart, he looks like he\'s still moving, what do you kids think?\" Son: \"Mom\'s right Dad, I saw it too...\" BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click. Daughter: \"Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips ”       cuzzin ricky

"Rags 'n Pee, Rag's'n Pee ... "

BEAT MY CAPTION WINNER! "Shelly had a dream. But no money for birth control." Helly His mum had warned, "Ian, if you don't tend to your studies, you'll end up the town urine collector, same as your da." (my caption) “ ”