Unforgivable, and unforgiven

It's been fun Angelina Jolie girl, but after a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know that I have already married and divorced you in my mind.  Thanks for all the imaginary memories ... you will always have a place in my heart. Your ex, The Real King of France P.S. You keep the cats and kids, I'll keep the house in Staad.

Terp Shake

Harlem Shake

Reminds me of the ZULU chant, which was awsome. Hey! They look like NC State, not Dook

McCain does good then does bad

Meet The MSNBC Press McCain claims ‘massive cover-up’ on Benghazi

“ Visit CNBC for the best in sycophancy, DNC ass- licking, and fabricated world news, While discussing the contentious confirmation hearings for defense secretary nominee Chuck Hagel, things got a bit heated on Sunday's "Meet The Press" when Sen. John McCain referred to the lack of information from the White House surrounding the Sept. 11, 2012 attacks in Benghazi as a "massive cover-up." A retired four-star admiral is now claiming that Barack Obama intentionally conspired withAmerica’s enemies to stage a bogus attack and the kidnapping of an American ambassador so he could “negotiate” the release of a “hostage” and bolster his mediocre approval ratings just prior to the election! Gregory then pressed McCain on what the Arizona senator meant by "a massive cover-up." "I'm asking you, do you care whether four Americans died?" McCain said. "And shouldn't people be held accountable for the fact that four Americans died?" "Well, what you said was the cover-up--a cover-up of what?" Gregory asked. David Gregory, as always his contentious self, does his best to deflect McCain's charge that the Administration have lied through their teeth about what really happened .  In the end McCain reverts to being the McCain and the GOP we know and love do well (cough-cough) by stating— "I don't believe he is qualified, but I don't believe that we should hold up his nomination any further." ”

Knife v. Sword

Knife v. Sword

Caught on Camera: Sword vs. Knife

Limp Wristing

Tails of the Gun   Attention Limp Wristers (As you were Bawney)

Rebutting Obama's Green Butt

GREEN CRAP We Stand By It as a Theatrical Work 'Mr. President, acts of Congress, the UN or the EPA cannot alter storms or weather patterns' you twat! “ Raja, President Obama: 'But for the sake of our children and our future, we must do more to combat climate change' Climate Depot Reaction: Our children do not need politicians in Washington posturing and pretending they can control global temperatures and make storms less severe or less frequent. See: Climatologist Dr. Tim Ball: This article on the Obama SOTU climate change/global worming claims is in Climate Depot.  I learned of it through author Jack Cashill, who posted it to Facebook.  This article does very little, since we already knew Obama is an ignorant communist, intent on pursuing every potential route to control and taxation of the people.  Anyone wanting specifics on his claims, and rebuttals of them, will enjoy this article. Skoonj ”

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Asusna's Crappy Valentine's Day

SNL Pulls Hagel Skit

SNL Pulled Hagel Segment “ Saturday Night Live - Dress Rehearsal C-Span Chuck Hagel Hearings It's been the mission of SNL to carry water for, and put out fires that threaten the democrat party by parodying their enemies.  The Jewish anti-defamation league protested this parody of  confirmation hearings for the despicable former senator Chuck Hagel (R NE).  The segment was not aired.  Perhaps because it was stupid, and awkwardly done.  Perhaps because Jewish money is very important to the democrat party. Perhaps because the dufus  playing Lindsey Graham made Lindsey Graham look so damned smart. ”

Obama Taunts Republicans

Obama’s Threat of Climate Change Executive Order Taunts Republicans “ FULL Article "Some congressional Republicans continue to privately discuss the idea of impeaching the President were he to continue bypassing Congress and ignoring the constitutional limitations on his authority." Some? Privately? "...were he to continue? " ”

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It's called a wee-wee

When Democrats are in charge                                                NSFW But Safe For Your Childrens Billed as "Actual footage from a sex-ed video shown to kids"  Ten years ago I'd have dismissed that claim outright. Today, I believe it. Thomas Jefferson Smith

Fresh and Wholesome

Norman Rockwell Call Your Office

After that last, I needed this

Such a Deal For YOU!

WHAT THIS GUMMINT DOES          TEXT Warning: This Will Get Your Blood Boiling

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We've all heard about the free Obama phones.  A friend was recently looking for a part-time work and found this listing on Craig's List Thank You for responding to our ad. Let us reassure you that if you are looking for an exciting opportunity you have found it here. We are a major telecommunications provider who has been tasked with the distribution of the FREE LIFELINE government cell phone program. What is it? This is a federally funded program that gives people a FREE cell phone and 250 minutes of talk/1000 texts a month, free too. The customer does not pay anything for the phone or the minutes program. You would sign up these individuals using an Android cell phone or tablet as well as an iPad and receive a commission on qualified applicants. The sign-up process takes about 3-4 minutes for each application. Wow, a salesman's dream!  You get a commission for convincing people to accept a free government cell phone and minutes.  And guess what?  I'll bet a box of Krispy Kreme that half of them will  fuck it up, get fired, and wind up collecting  unemployment benefits.  Is this a great country under Obama, or what? Marc Miller

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Obama- I'm in charge here

Hitler's Mustache                Obama Gives Himself Control of all Communication Systems in America Stroke of the pen, law of the land “ President Obama released his latest Executive Order on Friday, July 6, a 2,205-word statement offered as the “Assignment of National Security and Emergency Preparedness Communications Functions.” And although the president chose not to commemorate the signing with much fanfare, the powers he provides to himself and the federal government under the latest order are among the most far-reaching yet of any of his executive decisions. Little difference, really, from John Kerry awarding himself three Purple Hearts, a Bronze Star, and Silver Star for heroism.  Or anything Mr. Schickelgruber did.  When truth no longer matters this lot will do anything, willy-nilly. thoR~ ”

Rebranding the GOP

Rebranding Cream of Mucous “ Debate Republican ‘rebrand’ I saw this Friday, on Drudge—clicked the link. I didn't like the "rebrand" language, it connotes putting a "ALL NEW FORMULA" blurb a bottle of Cream of Mucous. Still, it got off to something of a good start— It was described as part of an effort to regroup after President Barack Obama’s re-election and Republicans’ failure to win back the majority in the Senate, a fact that many in Washington blame on the poor quality of some Republican candidates. "Poor quality of some Republican candidates" pretty much covers 100% of the baby RINO the GOP are so fond of.  They've consistently battled true conservatives who emerge, and that included Ronald Reagan!  Lately only Teaparty-Sarah Palin muscle have produced gains.  So yes, if "rebrand" is code for firing every one in the GOP engine room, Hurrah.  But does it? More big money donors are calling for Republicans to shift the party’s stance on immigration to appeal to more Latino voters and soften their rhetoric on social issues like abortion. Nope.  More Cream of Mucous.  More diarrhea. More twatttage. ”

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PeTA Idiots

—   without eating animal protien? You berks.

Today's Quiz

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Guess Who Quit Smoking?

Guess Who Quit Smoking Today? As seen on TV ROLL OVER ANSWER   smsbid

I'm So Pretty; I'm So Witty ...

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