Rorschach dude

Who's this Rorschach dude  and why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?

Obama's People

Obama embraces transgender moms on mother's day

"My god! She's your sister!" (West Virginia)

Famous Mom Sayings

*If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? *Don't talk with your mouth full. *Clean up your room, it looks like a tornado hit! *Do you think I was born yesterday? *Because I said so, that's why! *It's too expensive * Money doesn't grow on trees * Look at me when I'm talking to you! *Don't use that tone with me. * Don't make me come in there. * I'm coming in there right now! * Don't make me come in there again! * Who do you think you are? * Just wait until your father gets home. * Stop fighting or I'll turn this car right around. * What part of 'no' don't you understand? * I don't care who started it. *Your face is going to freeze like that * Your eyes will snap that way * No one said life is fair * Beds are for sleeping in, not jumping on * Go wash your hands * Eat you vegetables * Do you want your mouth washed out with soap? * Who taught you that word? * Tell your sister you're sorry * Tell your brother you're sorry * "I don't know" is not the answer *Don't you run from me *I love you to pieces

How to Undress

1950 Educational Film "How To Undress In Front Of Your Husband"

There Will Be A Quiz

(or any Dem Pols who served in combat?)

IF IT WEREN’T FOR HOAXES, WOULD WE HAVE ANY HATE CRIMES AT ALL?

Three balls, actually

Woman With a Lot'a Balls

Hurry Lassie ...

Hillary Deems Trump ‘Dangerous Donald’

Yeah, That’ll Show ‘Em: Team Hillary Deems Trump ‘Dangerous Donald’      Naturally, the mockery came pouring in: “Crooked” Hillary Clinton and the Democrats have finally settled on the best possible retort to Donald Trump: “Dangerous Donald.” No, seriously: A DNC spokesman blasted Trump for “just spouting nonsense he reads on the Internet or in the tabloids.” Dubbing him “Dangerous Donald,” the DNC official said Trump “lacks the judgment and temperament to serve as president.” This is the nickname they came up with. “Dangerous Donald.” At least “Crooked Hillary” and “Lyin’ Ted” have an edge to them. “Dangerous Donald” sounds like a kid who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks that your parents don’t want you hanging out with. [FULL] My Hillary fan readership's fallen precipitously since 1992, alas.  I sure wish some were here now, to answer one simple question: Name a single Hillary Clinton accomplishment (outside of being married to the POTUS, and getting elected to the Senate (from NY)—EVER? The leftist  DAILY KOS blog offers an extensive list that includes: First ever student commencement speaker at Wellesley College; First female partner at Rose Law Firm (*OMFG!), Arkansas Woman of the Year in 1983, Served on five Senate committees; (voting record here: http://votesmart.org/...). Impressive, wot?; but it's here where she really shines: Most scandals by a First Lady Most Senate investigations into the behavior of a First Lady Most indicted and jailed associates by any woman, ever, including Ma Barker. And these ..... you're welcome

Romney v. Trump (wins)

More Republicans Voted Against Mitt Romney in 2012 Than Vote Against Donald Trump 2016…

Smartass kids and a failure

fun for kids

232 Smartass Answers From Kids Who Will Go Far In Life (and one failure) And then there's this .. The last kid here fails, but that's on our education system

First Big Improvement

JLW III May 5 (2 days ago) to pecksnif http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/derrieres.jpg Having the Donald as the POTUS would  certainly improve this picture. JLW III Yup

Trump Going After Elizabeth Warren

Donald Trump Going After Elizabeth Warren

Ain't no Trumping the Trump

President Obama has initiated an enhanced transition of power process through an executive order directed toward the assembly of a cross functional transition team from all cabinet members. COMMENTS Can’t an executive order be rescinded by next President? Yes Obama has all these government people working on this ‘problem’ for him. Trump is going to have a whole slew of private sector people work on this same ‘problem’ No contest. via Free Republic

TRUMP RESPONSE TO LINDSEY

- MAY 06, 2016 - ​DONALD J. TRUMP RESPONSE TO LINDSEY GRAHAM "I fully understand why Lindsey Graham cannot support me. If I got beaten as badly as I beat him, and all the other candidates he endorsed, I would not be able to give my support either. Every time I see Lindsey Graham spew hate during interviews I ask why the media never questions how I single-handedly destroyed his hapless run for President. As a candidate who did not receive 1% in his own state - compared to my victory at nearly 40% with many others in the race - he has zero credibility. He was a poor representative and an embarrassment to the great people of South Carolina. Judging by the incompetent way he ran his campaign, it is easy to see why his military strategies have failed so badly --- we can’t even beat ISIS! While I will unify the party, Lindsey Graham has shown himself to be beyond rehabilitation. And like the voters who rejected him, so will I!"  Donald J. Trump

So these women were having lunch ...

One afternoon, a married lady was having lunch with two of her unmarried friends.  One friend was engaged and the other was the mistress of a wealthy man.  The lady had just celebrated her twentieth wedding anniversary.

As it always does, the conversation finally made it around to their stale love lives, and they decided to try out a revitalization experiment.  Each one would greet their man wearing only a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. They then agreed to meet a few days later to compare results.

Here's how it all went.

The Engaged Friend

When my fiancé opened the door, he found me in a black leather bustier, tall stilettos, and a mask.  He saw me and said, 'you are the woman of my dreams.  I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The Mistress

The other night I surprised my lover at his office wearing a raincoat, and under it were only the black bra, heels, and the mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

The Married Lady

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said...

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

Tommy "MANN" Act
 

Sgettiheads

Life is Hard Enough-Without Being Stupid

Truths à La Carte

Truths à La Carte

Published on May 2, 2016 Jimmy takes a moment to talk about climate change and the confusing political argument that has emerged around it. NASA says that 97 percent of climate scientists agree that the warming we are experiencing is very likely due to human activity - but some politicians still want us to believe it’s all a hoax. So we enlisted the help of real climate scientists to clear some things up for us. I recently watched ESPN's Kevin Cowherd give pretty much the very same (scripted?) speech.  I was thinking, YTF is this a topic for a sports show? I also recently ran across HBO's 'Confirmation;' a re-work of the Clarance Thomas/Anita Hill hearings, now turned on their head.  Post hearings polls, across all demographics, showed that a number  approaching 80% thought Anita Hill was a liar. Two years later, after a spate of television shows (like Golden Girls) made her a heroine, those polls almost reversed. A  2009 Rasmussen poll found that 40 percent of young Americans  view The Daily Show and Colbert's Report as their news source. My kids, and I'll bet yours, are Face Book Tweeters, which worlds exclude any ideas that counter the herd mentality. In my view, we are as a nation irrevocably cleaved. Critical thinking?  Forget about it. I don't have a solution that would be at all acceptable. Our night of the long knives is at least 50 years overdue. Call me grumpy.

P-51 Mustang Live

As close as you will ever come to flying a P-51

Stewart Francis

So, you like one-liners? Yur welcome

GOP in Knots

Aw Knots Report: RNC Staffers Instructed to Leave if They Don’t Back Trump Staffers at the Republican National Committee have been instructed to leave by the end of the week if they don’t support presumptive nominee Donald Trump, according to a report Thursday. According to an article in New York Times, some RNC staffers “were told Wednesday that if they were unable to get behind the nominee, they should leave by the end of the week.” A spokesman for the party quickly dismissed the report, calling it “not true.” Then there's this: GOP pollster: Trump will lose in November Staffers at the Republican National Committee have been instructed to leave by the end of the week if they don’t support presumptive nominee Donald Trump, according to a report Thursday. According to an article in New York Times,some RNC staffers “were told Wednesday that if they were unable to get behind the nominee, they should leave by the end of the week.” A spokesman for the party quickly dismissed the report, calling it “not true.” Should we call it a purge? Or a realignment?