The Splattering - Mullah Style

Iranian Rock Fest

You're invited!

Hey y'all, if you're not busy tomorrow, and are in the vicinity of  Takestan cemetary in Ghazvin province (an easy 100km drive from Tehran), the Iranian government is inviting you to a casting party.  Stone casting.  This Iranian woman was stoned for having sexual relations with a friend's son. “ Tehran, 20 June (AKI) - Makrameh Ebrahimi on Thursday will be stoned to death in a square in front of the cemetery of Takestan, in Ghazvin province some 100 km from Tehran, for having had a child out of wedlock 11 years ago, women's rights groups in Iran said. The Islamic Republic denies issuing stoning death sentences and carrying them out. Thursday's is the first death sentence by stoning to be publicly announced and rights groups say the population has been invited to participate and throw stones. It is reportedly unclear how many stoning sentences have been issued and carried out in Iran since reports of a moratorium by the judiciary emerged in 2002. The Iranian criminal code states that when stoning is carried out for offences such as adultery the stones should not be too large because "the punishment of stoning is designed to cause the victim great pain before death". In Iran, the convicted person to be killed is wrapped in a sheet and partly buried. Male convicts are buried from the waist down, while women are buried deeper to prevent the breasts from becoming exposed. Iran is second in a global ranking of countries with the highest number of executions per year after China. ” Say what you will about Iranian mullahs, they are certainly a modest lot, what with making sure her breasts won't be exposed. She would probably be embarrassed to death, thus depriving fun seekers the thrill of the splatter. These Iraqi Muslims,  for instance,  didn't bother with modesty until the teen-aged girl  was pulp.  It will be so easy to press the button on these holy people.