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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Forgive Me |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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20 years ago a buddy who's been off to collage met with me (I had just got out of the Army) and while we were catching up he shows me a picture of a cute gal holding a cat on her lap- "Nice Pussy" I blurt out.
Uh, we're engaged, he said through clenched teeth.
Sam was always looking for pussy....It was..It was in the genes...Er, jeans.
I tried to look up the video of the Zsa Zsa Gabor and Johnny Carson interview where she has a cat on her lap and asks him "Do you want to pet my pussy". Turns out it was an Urban Legend. I love the intertubes. I learn something new every day:
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp