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“ D.C. to begin using more-expensive Trojan condoms in HIV prevention program D.C. officials are buying Trojan condoms to give away to high school students and college-age adults. High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie." So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms. ” What?  Is today some Commie plot to send me over the edge?  Well, it's too late MoFos.  Free condoms are the same as free hypodermic needles; an institutional surrender flag.  Magnum, indeed. Who's gonna ask for the dinky size?  Nobody, that's who.  And the damn things will fall of quicker than Obama's popularity. Let the little pricks buy their own  and reuse them, like in the old days.