Key & Peele

On the Tube                            “ Went over to Denny's place coupla minnits ago and read some comments about ghetto names.  Picked up a few new ones I hadn't heard before:  Ejaculetta, Spermolina, and Placentia.  Also got a link to this (which is so cool): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss&feature=youtu.be Metzger  Funny bit, but some of the others are flat hilarious.  I don't watch Comedy Central anymore—don't even know what channel to dial—so Key & Peele are a revelation.  I got onto a YouTube Mix, and they just kept coming.  Cracked me up.  I'm certain the creators, whom I assume are named Key and Peele—I assume they were mused by Dave Chappelle.  Their stuff is just as funny, but without the underlying "I really hate you white mo-fkrs" rancor that often oozed from his sketches. Substitute Teacher is Aces.   Good one Ron. ”

A Deep Thought

Some guy is in for a surprise

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Talking Post it Notes of Yore

When Democrats are in charge                                                Send Ur Kid To See Granny - Only 53¢ “ In 1913 it was legal to mail children. With stamps attached to their clothing, children rode trains to their destinations, accompanied by letter carriers. One newspaper reported it cost fifty-three cents for parents to mail their daughter to her grandparents for a family visit. As news stories and photos popped up around the country, it didn't take long to get a law on the books making it illegal to send children through the mail. Bama-Lama Jodie Think about that.  What's happened to us over the last 100 years that makes this sound outrageous?   I'll tell you one big thing that happened—Franklin D. Roosevelt begins the Statist religious sect,  with a mission to provide controls to guarantee universal happiness.  I'm not making that up. Here   ”

Bubble Gum Immigration, Part Deaux

Mexican Invaders Gumballs “ This is an updated (2010) version of one I remember posting several years ago (1996).  Highly effective, but this time around I have some quibbles.  Probably because the nation would have gone bonkers back then, without the 14 years of incremental slide into what has now become the defacto surrender of our national sovereignty.  Roy Beck's demonstration does not mention the number of illegal immigrants who arrive daily through our porous borders. He infers that the reason our politicians allow a high rate of immigration is for humanitarian purposes.  I have no doubt that Upper West Side denizens routinely applaud their altruism on this score,  but I really don't recall it being offered as a rationale by our keepers. Rather, they only address immigration when the illegal problem reaches a certain pitch, and then shuffle about, pretending to try and  fix it.  They never have, and never will. "Let's help them there (and not after they've arrive here)"  is how Beck ends his presentation.  That sent a shudder down my timber.  He quite nicely made the point that the immigrants who do land here, after fleeing their Third World homeland, are the very people who, had they stayed, would be the ones to foment needed change.  But Beck's statement sounds very much like a call for us to finance these changes. Si?  cuzzin ricky ”

Playing 'WHO'S THE LIAR?

“ According to the New York Times, which obtained an early copy of the memoir, Gates calls Biden “a man of integrity,” but questions his record. “I think he has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades,” Gates writes, according to the Times. UPDATE: The White House moved to defend the Vice President from Gates’ criticism Tuesday evening. “The President disagrees with Secretary Gates’ assessment – from his leadership on the Balkans in the Senate, to his efforts to end the war in Iraq, Joe Biden has been one of the leading statesmen of his time, and has .... [FULL] your score ... ”

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the road I cruise is a bitch now baby Is there anything better than using Liberal's  biases and ignorance against them?  NO.  Miss Sondra has details.

Seeing things Eye to Eye

Eyeball Update “ ##### Sorry you posted this so late. I would ask the doc if you could get the dominant eye done in distant and the non dominant in near. Then you have both and don't need glasses for either. # posted by  Blogger Meryl : 1/6/14, 9:42 AM in (CRAP) I did read that Meryl, and it happened to conform with what I had myself pondered (I was  a US Army optician, so have some understanding of this stuff).   The more I thought about it, the more I knew it was the right way.  When the Ophthalmologist's office called to confirm surgery time, I asked whether it was possible at this late date to switch lenses from near sighters (being able  to see things up close), to far sighters (good distant vision)?  She was hesitant, and copped out with,  "ask the Dr if he has that lens when you show up for the surgery. " I didn't,  but decided I would ask about getting my left eye fitted for distance. Which is what I did this morning at my post-up meeting.    This is where fate seems to have stepped in—if having the dominant eye far sighted is of any consequence,  as Blogger Meryl suggested. I asked him if I could get a far sighted lens in my left eye; he looked at me quizzically.  I said, "Well here's what I'm thinking.  If I have perfect near vision in my right (dominant) rye, and perfect far sighted in the left, I won't need glasses since the brain will use the best combo given the circumstances."  He said, "But I gave you a far-sighted O.D. lens."  Looks of panic exchanged betwixt him and assistant. Wonderful, I said.  He had in fact misunderstood me, or I him, about my selecting near-sighted;  but how serendipitous was that? He said, "Well you're right.  There are people who ask for that, but some then hate it." Why? Because their  right and left eyes are a tad off register, with bad results.  Then I have to  go back and change lenses.  [BUT]  If you think that's something you want, let's try it.  For the next three weeks don't wear any glasses.  See how you adjust. Which is what I shall do.  My left eye is currently a not bad 20/40, but clouding quickly.  A day after surgery my right eye is 20/25, and will improve.  If it works, and it already seems to be working, than I will not require glasses, and people won't call me four-eyed geek!  Not that anyone ever did.  That's what we called kids with glasses in grade school.  Then we beat them up.  I am so sorry Howard (the Coward). ”

Reid Blames GOP for making Obama look bad

—   Harry, you twat “ If they will stop telling lies about the Republicans, we will stop telling the truth about Democrats.  Adlai Stevenson, after a fashion Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said that congressional Republicans’ sole agenda is to “make President [Barack] Obama look bad.” In his first speech on the Senate floor in the new year, Reid called for bipartisan cooperation, saying that Republicans had hamstrung bipartisan efforts. “We have been able to get a few things done but we have been unable to get some important things done because the goal by the Republicans in the congress — not the Republicans in the country, but the Republicans in the congress — is to do everything they can to make President Obama look bad,” Reid said. Why would Republicans waste effort making him look bad when he's doing such a swell job of it by his lonesome?  ”

Arachnoids and You

CatharsisHorror “ Can a false widow spider kill you? Eight things you need to know The False President spider depicted; False Widow look the same, with different marking.  Both can be deadly.  We may have HERE the genesis of the False First Widow ; deadliest ever! .... 7 Where do they live? Like most spiders, they can be found all over but normally at night in sheds and garages. (I Love this one) Why now? Climate change has reportedly (by Climate asshats)  led to the increase of this breed of spiders, with mild winters helping more to survive. [Full] Alabama Arizona California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Indiana Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina Vermont Virginia Washington Washington, D.C. Wisconsin Ever heard of the False Widow?  Me neither.  Most of the articles about it are of Brit origin (like this), so I thought maybe it was uniquely found there, but no.  It was just serendipity that led me that  example of how easy it s to introduce false science into mainstream every day life.  ”

Merrily's Poem

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Correcting Gummint's Unintended Comsequences

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"Son, fetch the saw "                    Via thoR~

What? An outrage from the Obama's? No.

The Obamissariat                                       OUTRAGEOUS: Veterans receiving letters prohibiting the purchase, possession, receipt, or transport of a firearm/ammunition... “                                                                                                    How would you feel if you received a letter from the U.S. Government informing you that because of a physical or mental condition that the government says you have it is proposing to rule that you are incompetent to handle your own financial affairs? Suppose that letter also stated that the government is going to appoint a stranger to handle your affairs for you at your expense? That would certainly be scary enough but it gets worse. What if that letter also stated: “A determination of incompetency will prohibit you from purchasing, possessing, receiving, or transporting a firearm or ammunition. If you knowingly violate any of these prohibitions, you may be fined, imprisoned, or both pursuant to the Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act, Pub.L.No. 103-159, as implemented at 18, United States Code 924(a)(2).”?   US veterans started  receiving letters  from the government last year informing them that they are disabled and not allowed to own, purchase or possess a firearm. If the veteran does decide to purchase a firearm he will by fined, imprisoned or both. This comes on page 2  of the VA letter. This outrage was reported by Red Flag nearly a year ago--and it's still ongoing?!?  The Obamas borrow freely from the Leninist-Stalinist technique of marginalizing  critics by declaring them non compos mentis (or birthers).  Next step:  warehousing in state institutions, or executing them.   Still, you have to understand that the  Obamas recognize that retired military are the largest single block of old-school Americans,  who  have a cultural memory of  pre-Clinton-Obama  Americana.  And who possess both experience with firearms and a history of using them in defense of their nation.  ”

Piece of Cake

“ Cataract Schmateract Didn't feel a thi  Excruciating pain because, in a G. Gordon Liddy  moment I faced my fear and refused all pain meds.  One nurse yelled, "This is the bravest patient we've ever had."  I wanted to do the cutting myself but the surgeon said it wasn't allowed by my insurance,  Pussies, Piece of cake. Now where's that bear I'm supposed to rape? ”

Death by Irony

When Democrats are in charge                                                Ironies found in rancid government ... “ Irony 1.   We are told NOT TO judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics."   BUT on the other hand,  We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics. How is that supposed to work.....?????? Irony 2. The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves." Thus ends today's two lessons on irony.   cuzzin ricky ”

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Must Eat Brains “ *sniff*  — Must I say it Kemosabe? Ron "Metzgerlifeonit" Metzger ”

Pic Of the Year - "Bike Girl"

My Best Posted Picture of 2013 Last year I posted 1,875 pictures on this blog; that's an average of  5+ per day.  Before Christmas I scanned through them all, and picked about 200 that grabbed me.  This was the winner.  The reason I didn't announce the award on New Years Eve, like I planned, was I didn't want this to be the winner.  But it is.  But Why? I think a good photograph, or painting, should be evocative.  Should immediately take you someplace you didn't expect to go.  This 60s era photo did that.  I owned that exact sport coat, and my High School gf, the first time I ever went "steady" (and the last),  is a spitting image of bike girl ,  from the waist up anyway. Her name was Cheryl.  That's where it took me.  Your destination will be different, but just as pleasant I hope.

Getting touched in bad places

CRAP Won't be able to do much stuff for awhile.  First thing Monday morning I'll be under the knife.  One-eye monster surgery.  No exercise or lifting for more than a week. I have to tell you that I am already nervous as hell, because I don't let anybody touch it ever; it's a phobia.  MoSup has been putting pre-op drops (of three meds)  into my eye, 4 td, for three days now.  She needs a crowbar to keep my eye open, so how the hell am I going to react when having to stare at a light on the ceiling while they cut the lens out of my eye?  The answer is they clamp it open.  That's like being in a state of paralysis while the medical examiner saws open your skull.   Worst thing I've ever had to do, but I can't even see the target at 25 yards anymore.  My left eye isn't as bad, but gets worse by the month, so that one gets done next month.  If you've been through cataract surgery, you know that you basically have 2 choices of replacement lenses.  The $1000 lens comes in either far-sighted or near-sighted.  The $3000 lens supposedly focuses much like natural vision, so you don't need glasses at all.  Insurance pays for option A, the other comes out of my pocket,  so I've chosen to be near-sighted since most of my time is spent reading or the computer.  I'll wear glasses for driving.  Pray for me. That I don't cry like a baby tomorrow,  and have to be restrained.

Barn Army News - Where Are they Now?

Samurai Attorney General, TFV “ Received correspondence from Barn Army Samurai A/G Teresa from Virginia. She's been on indefinite leave for a few years.  She says hi to y'all,  and is having a wonderful time in her semi-retirement.  Truth is, after  co-producing this  Barn Army recruiting film a few years ago, she became something of media  darling; cult following and all.  She requested indefinite leave to explore her opportunities. Also, she promised to look for  several hundred feet of outtakes that included classified footage of a very high ranking officer  choreographing the jump scene.   Of course, as a senior B.A. officer, TFV is accorded a 24/7 guard of BA secret commando body guards,  as shown in her photo.  Have fun T;  miss you; hope you'll end this silliness and get back to passing judgment on the bad guys. .  Have you found the lost film yet? ”

"Dumb" doesn't begin ...

"A huge translation of hypocrisy, vilely compiled, profound simplicity" -Will S. “ This would be very appealing to all those self-centered, over-educated millennials, who are under-employed, awash in Student Debt, and living in their parents' basements.  It is that group that is also a very vocal voice in the curbing on individual gun ownership rights......I wonder why? - cuzzin ricky By JESSE A. MYERSON JANUARY 3, 2014 10:00 AM ET It's a new year, but one thing hasn't changed: The economy still blows. 1. Guaranteed Work for Everybody - Unemployment blows 2. Universal basic income   Because as much as unemployment blows, so do jobs. What if people didn't have to work to survive?  3. Take Back The Land Ever noticed how much landlords blow? They don't really do anything to earn their money. They just claim ownership of buildings and charge people  ... 4. Make Everything Owned by Everybody - Hoarders blow. Take, for instance, the infamous one percent, whose ownership of the capital stock of this country leads to such horrific inequality. 5. A Public Bank in Every State  You know what else really blows? Wall Street. The whole point of a finance sector is supposed to be collecting the surplus that the whole economy has worked to produce, and channeling that surplus wealth toward its most socially valuable uses. You stupid fucking moron My first thought was that Jesse A Myerson was another example of the schooled but uneducated nitwits who've been given crayons and paper by various media today.  While he certainly fits that description, there's more.  Jesse Myerson, Occupy 'Leader' Turned Far-Left Rolling Stone 'Journalist,' Explains It All Rolling Stone: ( and obama for that matter)  America Should Replace Capitalism With Socialism OccuList: Protest leader excludes white ally to gain union (SEIU) support Saved me the trouble. ”