Burglar Caught Dirty

WHY WE WIN

"Kwitcher whining and dust, damn you."

Couple make burglar clean their home at gunpoint

“ “My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home. And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband’s hat sitting right on his head,” Mrs. McKinnon said. Mr. McKinnon held suspect Tajuan Bullock at gunpoint and made him sit down until he decided what to do. “We made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of my drawers and cabinets onto the floor,” Mrs. McKinnon said. When the police arrived the work-shy burglar had the cheek to complain to them - about having to clean up his mess at gunpoint. “This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house,” said Mrs McKinnon. But the police officer laughed at Bullock when he complained and told him that anybody else would have shot him dead. ” Joy.

Cal Ripkin President

Ann Preens

The Cal Ripkin President “ Are we going to have to hear about this for the next four years? Obama is becoming the Cal Ripken Jr. of presidents, making history every time he suits up for a game. Recently, Obama also became the first African-American president to order a ham sandwich late at night from the White House kitchen! That's going to get old pretty quick. But as long as the nation is obsessed with historic milestones, is no one going to remark on what a great country it is where a mentally retarded woman can become speaker of the House? Obama spent more than twice as much time in his historic speech genuflecting to the teachers unions than talking about terrorism, Iraq or Afghanistan. So it was historic only in the sense that Obama is the first African-American president, but was the same old Democratic claptrap in every other respect. (Column continues ) ”

Cookie Magic

Quikookie

The Panini, is there anything it can't do?  Three patties of chocolate chip cookie dough cook into one thin, deliciously crispy yum-yum in about 6 minutes flat.

7-11

My New Girlfriend

Ila Mae Bumpucky - One week old

The Muslim's Pork Fat

1,000-plus-page spending bill includes hundreds of pages of earmarks

Here's a teensy sampling from that ocean of  lard

Sloppy Bogus Alert Congresswoman Barbara Cubin is no longer in the house. I don't know who put that list together, but I do not think that former house members can sponsor earmarks.  BlueTurfForever List deleted as unreliable. *burp* CR

Good Eats

Napkin Sponsors

An idea which time has come

Alton Brown?

Reich Plans

Storm Clouds

When I viewed this video (below) of Rahm Emmanuel's address to Brady Gun Nuts awhile back, I found it cryptically disturbing. Hence the bookmark. I heard Emmanuel promising that, once elected, Democrats would make sure that terrorists on the "no fly" list would no longer be allowed to own guns, despite what the NRA wants.  Well, duh.  WTF was he talking about?  Since when did the NRA lobby to put guns in the hands of Gitmo eligibles?  That's what democrats do.  Cloaked in all the gobbledygook, seemingly, was the promise to legislate an expeditious way of placing gun owners on that no fly list, which Ipso Facto puts them in immediate violation.   Given the audacity our current crop of Democrat overseers has shown, nothing would surprise me.  I'm not saying this is it, but it made me revisit the video.  "Domestic violence" is as wispy and pliable a concept as "hate speech." Supreme Court upholds ban on gun possession

All my dreams are like this.

Today's Recipe

The Dream Omelet

Obasms

DUmmies: Obasms vs Gorbasms

Obama Supplize

CAPTION

Pretend Mom is reading your entry

Before he sold out ...

Then Maria found out and sent him to Kennedy Camp

This is precious. Schwarzenegger waxes eloquent on Milton Friedman ... Just the first few minutes presented. You can see it all here. http://tinyurl.com/cbfe9f Marc Miller

The Pitt and the Penn - Da Dum

“Sean Penn beat off Brad Pitt…”

... these are direct quotes - Rachael Lucas

Chris Matthews in Love

Chris Matthews Auto-Bio Bares All

badanov

Beach Tax

"Caleeforniuns haf  been selffeesh vit derr money, so ve are doeeng dis for zee children"

Gov. Arnold  Schwarzenegger.

Californians awoke this morning to find a  wall of toll booths extending the 655 mile length of its coastline."

Army Officer questions Obama's authority

Another crack in the dam

“ A U.S. soldier on active duty in Iraq has called President Obama an "impostor" in a statement in which he affirmed plans to join as plaintiff in a challenge to Obama's eligibility to be commander in chief. "As an active-duty officer in the United States Army, I have grave concerns about the constitutional eligibility of Barack Hussein Obama to hold the office of president of the United States," wrote Scott Easterling in a "to-whom-it-may-concern" letter. OBAMA WATCH CENTRAL ” Needless to say there will never be a Gen. Scott Easterling, but there could be a Rep. Easterling one day.  For now, his mini-mutiny serves a good purpose.  It becomes harder and harder for the media to ignore the issue.  When the dam breaks, Obama will have swim, and I don't believe he can.

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Three Contractors

Three contractors walk into a bar ...

Understanding Obama's scamulus package

“ Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the White house official. ” And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work. - Alaska Paul

Making Stuff Up

Four Papers in Two! Do anti-Guantanamo editorialists bother to read their own newspapers?

Two days before Barack Obama took office as president, the New York Times weighed in with an editorial--not its first--denouncing the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay for violating the rights of terrorists.  The Los Angeles Times columnist Tim Rutten this Saturday published an anti-Guantanamo rant similar to that Times editorial: “ Of all the collateral damage America suffered on 9/11, none may have been more catastrophic than the Bush/Cheney administration's rejection of our established civilian and military legal systems to deal with the country's criminal enemies. In fact, the murky, torture-ridden parallel gulag they tried to create may have pushed some of the most culpable Al Qaeda criminals--like Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the alleged 9/11 mastermind--nearly beyond the reach of justice. ” On that very day, both the the LAT and NYT were forced to print a news story carrying the headline "Guantánamo Meets Geneva Rules, Pentagon Study Finds." And this is not a study from the bad Bush Pentagon: “ A Pentagon report requested by President Obama on the conditions at the Guantánamo Bay detention center concluded that the prison complies with the humane-treatment requirements of the Geneva Conventions. But it makes recommendations for improvements including increasing human contact for the prisoners, according to two government officials who have read parts of it. ” This is not an isolated instance of the Left media getting things wrong.  As James Taranto put it, “Everyone is entitled to his opinion, of course. But the Times editorialists and Rutten seem to think that they are immune from Pat Moynihan's dictum that no one is entitled to his own facts.”

TWAT

OldSpook

Pleased as Punch

Obama parachutes into an Upper West Side dinner party "Mission Accomplished!"