Obama the Duke of Oil

HUGE NEW OILFIELDS DISCOVERED IN TEXAS... Obama Brotherhood: $2.84 Billion for Oil Refinery—In Colombia Senate Dems block bill to speed offshore drilling Obama radio address: says wants to increase leases for domestic drilling ... continues to block the implementation of leases by not giving permits to start the drilling. GOLDMAN SACHS: $5 gas this summer...

OPEC oil prices strangle U.S. economy while we have more domestic oil than the Saudis.  FREE NOBEL PRIZE (Obama's) WITH REGIME CHANGE

Chris is to Obama what Robin ....

Chris Mattews, Robin, and Batman

“   Maybe the President today is our Batman, trying to do good, a bit mysterious, a bit cool and technocratic, a bit removed from the world of emotions, but right, right there on the side of good, always using his brains and wit to look out for the people in trouble. - Bat Wait! All this and tingles up his leg; see The REAR Story

Twirlist

BEST EVER™ Magical Baton Twirl

I've posted this before, maybe even a few times (in 10 years).  While consolidating old files I ran across it again, and decided it would be the first entry into a new file called BEST EVER.  I'm always running across Best Evers, but never remember where I left  them, or even what they are?  Now I have the filing system which should,  in several years, be the wellspring for several variously themed TOP TEN BEST EVER lists. I think this is where I get rich. Notice:  I'm trademarking Best Ever™.

Mad Men Makeing Me Mad

Driving Mad Men Mad

Drives Men Mad “   I know what you're asking ... Work on the coming “Mad Men” season was delayed by a protracted negotiation between Lionsgate, the studio that produces the series, and the show’s creator, Matthew Weiner. The two sides announced in March that they had struck a deal that would keep the series going for at least two more seasons, but production on new episodes, including the one that Mr. Hamm will direct, will not start until August. The 1960s can then resume when new “Mad Men” installments are broadcast on AMC in early 2012. (NYT) ”

How Children's Brains Soak in Democrats

How Children's Brains Soak in Shocking News Stories Or... what kids learn at home

“ Being a child in today's society can't be easy. Left and right there are wars raging, and shocking news is pretty much hitting us like there is no tomorrow. "In The Playroom" by Canadian photographer and art director Jonathan Hobin is a series of images that depict children reenacting major current events and headlines of our time. Including major news items such as 9/11, hurricane katrina, the north korean missiles, and the jonbenet ramsey trials, the collection juxtaposes the often devastating themes with the high-spirited setting of a kid's playroom. "Just as children make a game of pretending to be adults as a way to prepare and ultimately take on these roles in later life, so too do they explore things that they hear or see, whether or not they completely understand the magnitude of the event or the implications of their play", Hobin says.

My first thought after perusing Hobin's works was "Berkeley!"  I was wrong.  He's Canadian.  My second thought was "Hobin's a Vietnam draft dodger, and dope smoking hippie."  I'm sticking with that one.  Because, obviously, since Hobin scripted, staged and produced this series, we may safely assume that he's transferred his world into the fantasy. He sees kids thinking like he does.  If they grew up under his influence, I imagine they do. I reflected on how my own chirren respond to today's events, and which traumatize them to the point of wanting to escape through fantasy.   I had to go no further than the family album to get the answer.  Here then, unstaged, how real American kids —  who didn't grow up hating America react.

Stars

VLT (Very Large Telescope) HD Timelapse Footage

You don't have to hold a PhD in Quattro Skyology like me to appreciate stuff like this.  And what about  Aussie student finds universe's 'missing mass?'   That's like when Bart Simpson  discovered a  comet.  Lot of gritting of teeth in academia today. Darrell

Mamet Defects

Quoting Mamet Before he moved to California, Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright David Mamet had never talked to a self-described conservative. 'I realized I lived in this bubble.'

“ Diversity is a "commodity." College is nothing more than "Socialist Camp." Liberalism is like roulette addiction. Toyota's Prius is an "anti-chick magnet" and "ugly as a dogcatcher's butt." Hollywood liberals embraced Communism "because they hadn't invented Pilates yet." Oh, and good radio isn't NPR ("National Palestinian Radio") but Dennis Prager, Michael Medved and Hugh Hewitt. ”

This is pretty delicious.  It really is impossible that a group as large as "Hollywood En Masse" could be so uniformly stupid re Liberal fraud. Or, maybe not?  Anyway, David Mamet is not Mel Gibson or Stephen Baldwin; conservative leaning actors who can be destroyed by gossip sheets, and uninvited to necessary soirees.  He's not Jerry Bruckheimer or David Zucker, conservative directors who can be dismissed as unserious, and who make films catering to lowbrows.  Mamet is Broadway.  Mamet is Pulitzer Prize.  Mamet has thereness.  To the extent then, that one person can give cover to others wishing to escape the Big Lie, Mamet's defection could have significance. Anyway, here's a bit more  fun from the Wall Street Journal's  David Mamet's Coming Out Party . “ On the left, Mr. Mamet is accused of having ulterior motives for his political shift. The New Republic's Jonathan Chait writes that the story is a familiar, Zionist one: "An increasingly religious Jew with strong loyalty to Israel, he became aware of a tension between the illiberal nationalism of his right-wing views on the Middle East and the liberalism of his views on everything else, and resolved the tension by abandoning the latter." Mr. Mamet calls this a "crock of s—." The Slate website has run with the "Rich Person Discovers He Is a Republican" narrative. And then there's the jiu-jitsu theory offered by a film blogger: "Mamet's escalating interest in martial arts—traditionally the domain of right-wing nutjobs like Chuck Norris—has pointed toward this new stance for some time." Obviously. Snort.

Food Stamp Lobster

Poor thang. Must have been humiliating.

Cuzzin Ricky

Ring tones

I haven't been picking on the Obamas enough lately, so there's this:

Tom Mann  sent me this picture of Michelle's hands with a "wedding ring?" caption.  I never much thought about it, but what the hell, there is absolutely nothing about the First Couple that's not suspicious, and that goes for details of their  wedding.  Do they at least have a wedding certificate?  Well, yes, if a document signed by the Rev. Jeremiah Wright is accepted at face value.  And that surprised me.  That Wright performed the ceremony.  You may remember that after being told by a client of his street organizing bidness, that he could have no cred with the Black community unless he belonged to a Christan church; he went looking for one.  He found, and punched his ticket with "Goddamn America" Wright.  I'm wondering if Mrs. Obama wasn't also the product of the need to "fit in?"  Anyway, it's seems apparent that Barry didn't give Michelle a ring, or nothing she felt was worthy.  She does like jewelry though.   Now you can't blame me for being suspicious of all things Obama.  I mean, take Michelle's revoked law license.  It has never elicited the least bit of interest by anyone but us "conspiratists."  See what I'm saying? In for a penny, in for a pound then.  Here's how I think the Obamas got married. On graduation day from KGB school, Barry was given a diploma and an assignment to insinuate himself into radical US politics.  Among the folio of instruction, false documents, school records, etc., was a picture. Of a certain embedded agent; real name "Svetblackna Lenin." Who would pose as his wife.  Whadda ya think?  Svetblackna Lenin

Bugged by Barnacle Bam the Poseur

U.S. to propose mandatory vehicle 'black boxes' By Dept. of Transportation Fiat They need records of your every move to help investigators determine the cause of accidents that somehow occur despite ubiquitous traffic cams that reduce accidents.

Barnacle Bam the Poseur "Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door?" said the fair Young Maiden. "Just open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" said Barnacle Bam the Poseur   "What's that thing you're holding there? What's that thing you're holding there? What's that thing you're holding there?" said the fair Young Maiden. "It's only a bug to slip under your rug!"  said Barnacle Bam the Poseur "What is the bug for? What is the bug for? What is the bug for?" said the fair Young Maiden. "Just spread open your legs and let it tickle your eggs!"  said Barnacle Bam the Poseur "What if I remove it when you leave? What if I remove it when you leave? What if I remove it when you leave?" said the fair Young Maiden. "I'll just open your crack and shove it right back! said Barnacle Bam the Poseur "And if you do it again you'll go to the pen."

Double Duty Thrill

Today's Techno Thrill

Killing Witches

Metaphorically speaking [ahem]... “Why we have to drown them!”

“   ABC’s Diane Sawyer on Monday night presumed everyone lives inside her media bubble obsessed with “global warming” as she set out to blame the Joplin, Missouri tornadoes on it  (MRC) ”

Using her own methodology, here are two time tested ways to help us decide whether Diane Sawyer is possessed by Al Gore, and is blaming climate change on man's behavior. Make her recite the Lord's Prayer.  If she can't, burn her straightaway. Bind her in chains, and throw her off a cliff into the sea.  If her body sinks, she's an anthropogenic global  warmist. Haul her bloated corpse up and burn it. Frankly, Sawyer has a rap sheet longer than the list of impeachable Obama offenses, so I say burn her and be done with it.  Now, as somewhat of an aside, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.  In my yoot, a lovely girl I was courting cut bait by telling me, "If you didn't smoke, drink, cuss, and want Kennedy to beat Nixon, you'd be the perfect man."  Last week Christie withdrew New Jersey from  a regional cap and trade program.  And,  last November had this to say. “   "Mankind, is it responsible for global warming? Well I'll tell you something. I have seen evidence on both sides of it. I'm skeptical—I'm skeptical." ” But ... was Christie quibbling to save his base, in the event he does run for president?  Or, is this the the real Christie? “ In his announcement, Christie at least acknowledged the existence of man-made global warming, citing "undeniable data" from "over 90 percent of the world's scientists," ” I'm afraid I smell liquor on Christie's breath, and smoke on his clothing. In this matter, then, I'll let Dakota Voice speak for me, and prolly many others “ I received some very disappointing news yesterday. It has to do with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, whom I’ve admired for some time. Since he became governor, he has been a straight-talking, no-nonsense powerhouse for common sense and fiscal responsibility. He loves to tweak the unions, and isn’t afraid to go up against the powerful teacher’s unions. There has been some talk of Christie for president in 2012, and he has a lot going for him. In many ways, we need his kind of dogged pursuit of fiscal responsibility and what’s right. But I’ve long known that there are some areas where Christie and I don’t see eye to eye, where he isn’t the solid conservative I’d like him to be. I’ve been hearing for a while that he supported a state-level cap and trade global warming tax, and though I never got around to doing the homework on it, it came out today that this was indeed true. He has now backed off from this cap and trade global warming tax scheme, but at the same time he has expressed a belief in the asinine proposition of anthropogenic global warming. Backing off this waste of time and money program is a good move, but based on Christie’s comments, he still has faith in a problem that doesn’t exist, and doesn’t seem to have learned the lesson he needs to about gouging the taxpayers to pay homage to unscientific fear mongering. [Dakota Voice continued] ” Sigh. Splash.

Today's Closeout

Today's Closeout

Obama Brotherhood

The Daily DUH Christians worry Egypt being hijacked by Islamists...

Uh, since the Muslim Brotherhood engineered the removal of Egypt's Hosni Mubarak (with Obama's help), and the Muslim Brotherhood is engineering the overthrow of Daffy in Labia (with Obama's help), and since the Muslim Brotherhood is behind any unrest in other  Arab nations; and since the Muslim Brotherhood have announced their intention to create a unified fundamentalist Islamic world, and dismantle American institutions and turn the U.S. into a Muslim nation (with apparently, the Kenyan Candidate's help)  — then,  Christians ought to be a hell of a lot more than worried. Same as you me and the Israelis.  Or —  have I made all this up in my head?  — as part of a misguided, psychotic campaign against the nonexistent dual threats of Islamic fascism and Barry Soetoro (henceforth, The Obama Brotherhood)?  That's how bizarre everything is. Truly, either I'm nuts, or there should be a lot of ad hoc changes going on, right now.  Involving F-16s and Apache helicopters.

Pure Micky Mouse

The Micky Mouse Disney Corp. They attempt to trademark the phrase “SEAL Team 6” So, there's that ... but wait!

I'd like to say these type shenanigans were the result of Hollywood in thrall of amoral commie-mofos, but there's a long history of it.  Wait.  Come to think of it ... .

George Will - impeaching Obama

It's called the “Ass-Ceiling” George Only demoncraps can aspire to the lofty heights of privileged immunity

“ “I don’t care, it is the law,” Will continued. “He is traducing it and if his predecessor had behaved this way – remember George W. Bush sought and got authorization for his uses of force – if his predecessor had done  what Obama’s doing in Libya, the liberals who are silent now would be quite seriously clamoring for impeachment.”  George Will wonders why liberals aren’t ‘clamoring’ for Obama’s impeachment ”

Dear Barry, From Bibi

Western Union ...

Dear President Obama -- I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request.   I  am asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen. Sincerely, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu cuzzin ricky

Sarah! Sarah!

Today's Good News (Gospel)

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin (R), who has been largely out of the public eye through much of the spring, will reemerge Sunday as she begins a national bus tour that will put her back in the spotlight and no doubt renew speculation about a possible presidential bid. [Full] Now, let me tell you why this is great news .... I don't understand why, but I do know not all of you share my enthusiasm for a Palin presidential campaign.  But you should be happy as hell that she'll try, for this reason. Win or lose, Sarah Palin will define the issues that the 2012 election will hinge on.  What the GOP is offering as we speak are the traditional clusterfluck of  b-s artists and, you know, McCains. Yeah, a few, well maybe just one, Herman Cain, can electrify a room, but the rest are yawners.  Sarah Palin will come out swinging; talking stuff that milquetoasts would never hazard.  She, better than any of them, will operate in the firestorm of media hostility with no flapping.  Sarah Palin will ignite things.  It may be that the GOP still has enough punch left to knock her out, or the anticipated multi-billion dollar (in kind) media attack campaign will succeed, but the man left standing will have embraced her ideas.  And that's a good thing.

When bad judges interpret the law

Teh Law According to Garp

So far, and recently, every challenge to Obamacare has been upheld by Republican judges, but rejected by Democrats.  Ditto Arizona's Illegal  Alien laws. Ditto damn near any social issue brought before the courts. Just now I see that  a Wisconsin 'crat judge, a county judge!  —  Maryann Sumi (the same judge who refused to order striking teachers back to work in February, and whose son is a SEIU activist)  struck down Wisconsin's legislation repealing most collective bargaining for public employees.  This ladies and gentleman is the picture of a house divided. Well, not quite.  Only about 30% of us, Democrats all, have managed,  through every trick, connivance and treachery imaginable, to grab enough reins of power to to undermine, or nullify the people's  will.  These scoundrels use our reverence for the law against us, so the ignorant voter feels obliged to suffer along.  The stock answer to this sort of criticism is, always, "yes the system is flawed, but it's still the best in the world." Really?  This is the best we can do? Because it it unquestionably a recipe for (a coming) explosion.  Our judicial system is corrupt.  What happens when a people despair of getting justice?  That's right, vigilantism.  And it may —  this time —  be a good thing. I'm just saying.  It's my personal opinion, and I hope I am wrong, that necessary changes will not come peaceably.  But they damn near need changing, one way or another.  Say Amen..

Workin' it

Vinnie DeMarco; Ladies Man

“ Vinnie DeMarco, an older man and not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym, "I want to impress the beautiful girls. Which machine should I use?"   The trainer replied, "Use the ATM outside the gym!" ” Merrily