Sunday, February 01, 2009

Super Bowl Thug

Exciting game, but ...
James Harrison, the Steeler who accounted for the margin of victory with his stunning 100 yard interception return, is also the winner of the Nancy Pelosi Award, given to the biggest piece of human crap in any event.  A thug, pure and simple, who ought to have been ejected from the game. 

Liquiidation Special

A modest proposal
DIY


California has failed to repay taxpayers for excessive tax withholding, so here's what should happen.  I know, I know, you're way ahead of me with "How does the state treat me when I can't pay my tax?" formula. Send them a bill for a $500 fine, and monthly interest compounded at 18%.   And don't argue that by charging the state, you're just charging yourself.  That's crap.  You have no more influence over the state than I do, and I don't live there.  How many times in the past ten years have voters passed an initiative only to have some pissant judge throw it out?  'Exactly.  You're serfs.

Anyway, sending them a bill is useless.  Useless because, what do crooks do when they can't pay the rent?  That's right,  they mug people.  Fixing to do that now, count on it.   Why not turn the next page from the tax man's book, and seize state proppity.  Auction it off.  The Governor's mansion, state house, parks, office buildings. Sell it all off, and pay yourselves what's owed.  I'm not kidding.  State gummint will become a lot less intrusive when they have to assemble in a Motel 6  meeting room, without pay.  It's the recipe for great gummint, actually.

You're welcome.


1-31-07

Intrepid Bostonians
Gekded Celt

Beautiful Things

Gun Pr0n


There are things that are so esthetically pleasing to me, that I must have one.  Without fail, however, the cost is always prohibitive, either monetarily, or socially.  Like this Cylinder & Slide M2008 Historical Pocket Model 45 ACP, at $2,995. In fact I prefer it over the C&S $8000 custom build that's featured here.  If I did get my hands on one though, it would create a problem for me.  I would never use it defensively for fear the cops would confiscate it as evidence in my justifiable homicide trial.  Even found innocent, I'd never get it back. It would go missing from the evidence room.  Pricks.

Only in Detroit

Judge Gives 7-Year-Old Right To Decide 


Only in Detroit
Detroit MI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Wayne County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.   The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.  When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the  boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Grinning Celt

MOCKBA COPS

The Week's Best Two Crack Москва Cop Pics
Blouses Up & Primed for Action

Pedo the Bear

The Week's Best Two Education Pics
Pedo the Bear and  Science Fair

Ice Rink and Ice Slip

The Week's Best Two Winter Sports Pics
Ice Clean and Ice Slip

Bear-Wolf and Brown Sugar

The Week's Best Two Animal Cathartics
Bear/Wolf and Brown Sugar


What men do at church

Mass, he stares at ya

Miss Poopy Pants

Keepin' the flies off the watermelon

Tim W

Brits realize they F***'d up

The British called - They want their guns back!
Need I say more?
Merrily