Sexwork

STUDY: Is sex work?

“ A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.  While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A lieutenant said it was 50-50%. An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of making the coffee. What was his opinion? Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent................ God bless the enlisted man. ”

Casting stones

America shrugs?

The Democrat Party continues it's relentless jihad against Jews, and Israel.  Yawn.  Meanwhile, Jewish voters will still view Republicans as traif;  something controlled by ancient dietary laws.  Feh.

" Looks like Hollywood turned out "Nazis in Jewish clothing with Palestinian flags. These are the same low lives who kissed Ahmadinejad (rollover)."  - Geller.   I see no difference between them and elected Democrats, and their enablers from NYC and Hollywood. “ The rain was fitting as Obama's anti-Israel policies cast a dark cloud on the free world. But that didn't stop thousands and thousands of Jews, Christians, Hindus and freedom loving peoples from coming out against Obama.  ” Pam Geller has nice pictorial coverage of Saturday's  anti-Obama [officially Pro-Israel] demonstration in NYC.  Roger Simon makes keeper comment number 1. “ Speaking of reliable votes, one of the most deeply reactionary (word chosen quite specifically) aspects of our political culture right now is the very concept of the ethnic/religious vote.What a backward idea that is, not to say self-destructive to the very groups that follow the various (most often Democratic) parties so slavishly. ” O-Club denizen trailing wife makes keeper comment number 2. “ I suspect we won't see huge numbers of Jews turning out for the Republicans in the next two elections. But if they stay home and don't donate to the Democrats, that will make a big difference. ” Sigh.

Senator Blue Boy

Graham comes to his senses, dumps support for climate bill  “Lurch” in a lurch

I've been seething over news that Harry Reid wanted to put a Climate Bill on the fast track.  That the pretext for the bill has been totally discredited means nothing (as though climate change ever did). When I just now saw this header at Watts Up With That? I thought, "Well it took long enough Graham, you little weasel."  But, oh no.  Sen Lindsey Lohan didn't come to his senses that anthropogenic global warming is a crock of crap.  Blue Boy is pissed because Democrats are placing it on the back burner to immigration reform (which has already been taken care of quite nicely in Arizona). “ The effort to enact comprehensive climate and energy legislation this year suffered a critical blow Saturday when Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (S.C.), the key Republican proponent of the bill, withdrew his support because of what he said was a “cynical political” decision by Democrats to advance immigration legislation first. The move forced the other two authors of the climate and energy bill, Sens. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.) and Joseph I. Lieberman (I-Conn.), to cancel a much-anticipated news conference planned for Monday at which they were to unveil the plan they negotiated with Graham. ” There are, today, two categories of people who believe in ACC ( anthropogenic climate change).  Fascists who realize that "climate law" will give government dominion over us in areas that Obamacare doesn't, like that pesky notion of private property. Lazy minded, and truly stupid people.  So stupid that they are a danger to a free society, and ought be disenfranchised. Sen. Graham finds himself in the latter category.

Draw Muhammud Day

Seattle cartoonist launches "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day"

“ Norris told KIRO Radio's Dave Ross that cartoonists are meant to challenge the lines of political correctness. "That's a cartoonist's job, to be non-PC." ”

Lazy Tots

La-Z-Girls

Some may remember these recliner-rockers  from Woot.

Obaumunists=Socialists in a real hurry

But you gotta act now!

CLICK My favorite is the apron, because even closet Obama supporters won't be able to hold back a grimace.  You'll then know whose hamburger to, uh, "doctor" with that special nose sauce. The postage stamp would be awesome, but past experience tells me the the USPS will reject it.  If it should slip by for a moment,  grab all you can, because this stamp will be the next e upside down airplane.

Blonde contestent

This maht be a stupid question

Someone Smells

Train Smells

Somewhere along the line I lost my olfactory sense.  Not completely, but pretty much.  The doctors don't know why, only that it sometimes happens after an illness, or accident, and can return spontaneously, or never.  I don't think about it much, unless I have a moment.  From time to time I smell stuff.  This usually occurs out of doors, on warm, humid days.  The smell of moist earth, or flowers, or rotting vegetation will trigger an immediate nostalgic moment.  It's so powerfully pleasant, that I'm almost paralyzed at the spot, and don't want to leave. Sometimes, looking at a picture will trigger a brainal smell that's real. That happened this morning, while I was doing the Kodak moment post below.  The picture of the steam locomotives. When we were little, my sister and me were bundled off in the summer to visit the grandparents in Indiana.  Mother would take us to Chicago's Grand Central Station, and walk us down into the cellar, where the tracks and trains were.  The dank smell of steel and oil infused steam, hissing from hoses that were attached to each car, are uniquely train station, and I experienced them again., along with the associated memories.  Took me on a whole mind  adventure.  MoSup can smell a mosquito fart, and that acuteness has its own drawbacks, as you may imagine.  Still, I wish I could, too.  Without sticking my nose right into stuff.

Happy Thoughts

Bothersome Birds

I know this is supposed to be Only Happy Stuff Day (no Obama), but  this left me somewhat giddy, and might you too.  While is's obviously a  rank effort to make money off a meaningless poll, I'm pleased that the topic is being discussed, and had fun contemplating my answers. What Price Should Obama Pay? It's time for Americans to start thinking: What penalty shall Barack Hussein Obama pay if it's proven that he is not a natural born citizen and, illegally, he has stolen the office of President of the United States? Please fill out this survey for the United States Justice Foundation.   1. Should Mr. Obama be found to lack the qualifications, as specified by the U.S. Constitution, to serve as President of the United States of America, what do you feel should happen? Arrested and immediately removed from office. Impeached by the U.S. Senate. Removed from office during legal recourse. Allowed to serve during legal recourse. Other 2. How should the rest of Mr. Obama's four-year term be resolved? Vice-President Joe Biden or the next untainted person in the order of succession serve out the term as President. Vice-President Biden or the next untainted person in succession serve as interim only until a national election  determines a qualified President. Other   Interim stewardship of McCain-Palin until special election. 3. Because Mr. Obama's fraud required several people to conspire to ignore the Constitution's qualifications, should VicePresident Biden be disqualified from serving as President as part of a fraudulent Democratic Party ticket? YES NO 4. Should Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi be disqualified from serving as President for signing two Certifications of Nomination, one without the words "are legally qualified to serve under the provisions of the United States Constitution?" YES NO 5. What price should Obama ultimately pay for premeditatedly perpetrating this embarrassing and costly fraud on the American people and our Constitutional Republic? Prison for: Life 30 Years 20 Years Ouster at a public ceremony Loss of citizenship (right to hold public office, to vote) 6. What price should be paid by those in Congress who knew of the fraud and did not expose it? Prison Ban from public office Censure and reprimand Other  Execution for treason & overthrowing the U.S. government

Twin WTF?

What the hell is going on here? Mmmmm, Twins.

Is this another one of these gastroenterologist (poop transplant) things?

Pulling Pork

Stuff that works

Slow Cooker

(Rollover for ceramic insert) Unplugged This is a celebration of stuff that works cheap. A few years ago my sister-in-law Toni Baloney gave us this slow cooker for Christmas.  We used to have one of those round Rival crock pots, but only used it once or twice.  Anyway, about a year later I began using it; makes the best whole chicken ever, and I discover new uses all the time.  But, first,  it meets all my requrements for any kitchen electronics. No digital controls No digital displays Off and on switch only, with optional slow/ fast. Sturdy Easily cleaned Everything  in our kitchen meets those standards (dishwasher, compactor, cooling machines),  except the microwave  dammit.  Anyway,  here's what this is really about.  I wanted to make some pulled pork, because I don't like that mushy pork BBQ they sell in the food store.  Bought a 5 pound pork butt, rubbed it with  secret rub, sprinkled some liquid smoke, poured a few cups of Sweet Baby Ray's over the top, and went out to turn on the grill.  But, I was out of fuel, and wasn't about to go out again, so I pulled out the cooker.  Set it on LOW, and let it go for 13 hours.  You're looking at it.  I shredded it, in pot, with the tongs, in about 3 minutes. Is it good?  MoSup creamed her jeans, and she's a girl who knows her pork BBQ.  The ceramic pot insert is worth $30 by itself, if not more.  That baby is heavy, and cleans up in 27 seconds with just soap and water.  Doubles as a tureen too. So there you go.  JC Penny is selling it for 19.95.   You're welcome.

Retro America

Kodak Moments

Jodi Lou also sent this retro look at "America Way Before the Obamunist Attack - Early Kodachrome Images" I've seen many of them before, but not all, and the narrative is value added. * posts are in descending order, so you don't know what today's theme is yet.  It's 'Only Happy Stuff"

Today is Happy Day.

Stuff besides congress that stinks

It's Saturday, and we're still under the Obamunist occupation.  Remember that movie, with some Italian comic who tries to cheer everyone up in the concentration camp (that I didn't see)?  That's what I'll do today, unless I change my mind.  Say, did you hear about the asteroid that crashed into Capitol Hill?  Ha-ha, just kidding.  That would make us sad.  Here's one from Jodi Lou. “ An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scribbles back , "Put a new battery in your hearing aid.." ”

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Obama Bullshit Bingo

“ Rules for Bullshit Bingo: 1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo" 2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" [or Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)] Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players: "I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston "My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D.,   Florida "What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City “The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." ” Hucker

Bic Pen Stunt

Arizona 1 - Everyone else 0

UPDATED Ariz. governor signs tough immigration law Relax Obama, they're after illegal Messicans

"The sweeping legislation makes it a crime under state law to be in the country illegally" .Think about that redundancy, and you know it's high time.  I desperately want Arizona to stand by this righteous law, even if Obamunists decree it "unconstitutional."  Then we'll get to brass  ... .  UPDATE “ Democrats Blast Arizona Immigration Law April 23, 2010, 7:20 p.m. The Democratic leaders of both chambers on Friday blasted a newly signed Arizona immigration law, saying the measure underscored the need for comprehensive immigration reform. Who writes this stuff, Jonathon Swift? ”

Today's poop

New Meaning To The Phrase “Eat S__t”

I was riding about the countryside and happened to hear Mark Steyn, subbing today for Rush, talking about poop transplants.  I thought, "good lord, that couple I talked about last Saturday may win the Nobel!"  Or .. maybe this is an example of the "string theory," where by mentioning it, I created a universe where poop swapping was a good thing?  AWK.  If so, I'll  just blow it up.Pull my finger.

Border Crossing

WELCOMO

The cop did it

Boxer News

Hurried ...

I've got meetings to go too, so I'm flying low and fast here - this via Doug Ross is what I want to hear.

Obamashit

Obanazi Stewart Calls It: ‘Obamacare’ Racist Doo-Dah Doo-Dah

“ On Tuesday night's The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Stewart discussed a new book, A New American Tea Party: The Counterrevolution Against Bailouts, Handouts, Reckless Spending, and More Taxes, with its author, John O’Hara. O’Hara drops the O word—"Obamacare"—several minutes into the discussion about whether the tea-party movement is or is not antigovernment. Stewart immediately jumps on O’Hara’s slip, calling him out on using the “derogatory” phrase and firing back by referring to O’Hara’s book as a “tea-bagger book.” O’Hara stammers for a few seconds and tries to defend his word choice, but concedes to calling it the health-reform bill instead. (It’s a law, by the way.) ” EXTRA BONUS ATTRACTION: That same Obamazine (Newsweek) page contains a link to "The McVeigh Tapes." Obamunist Rachel Maddow plays tape with McVeigh discussing why he blew up a government building.  There will will necessarily be linkage to the Tea Party.

Muhammad South Park clip

Viacom/Comedy Central respond not to decency, but threats ... .

One final thing that bugged me about Comedy Central censoring all mention of "Muhammed" in last night's South Park.  While creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have no respect for anybody, the network yields only to threats from Islamo MoFos.  The "beeps" mean Muhammed's name was spoken, but as you can see, the closed caption guys didn't get the message.  Watch the segue from Muhammed, to Buddha snorting coke, and accusing Jesus of having an Internet porn prollem.  Didn't bother anybody at Viacom a bit.

Never have that mess again ...

HELP ME!

My god but we're a clumsy bunch of jack-a-napes! I was hoping to find the very best of this ilk; one I've been trying to capture for several years.  The commercial is for a portable sewing machine piece of crap, and the money shot has the clumsy homemaker holding a corded Singer sewing machine up to her drapery, trying to stitch a seam, or something.  I know you've seen it.  Anyway, this is a fun walk in that same neighborhood. Cuzzin Ricky

Kay Hagen - EGAD!

NC Senator Kay Hagan refuses to answer how HC Mandate is Constitutional

Sen.Kay Hagen (NC ACORN) is a pistol.  She benefited more from ACORN's work on her behalf than did Al Franken in Minnesota. She holds Town Hall meetings on Obamacare in  --- Washington D.C.?!?. And she's as good a conman what ever sold bibles to widows in North Carolina. She's damned lucky not to face reelection this year.  Listen to her responses when asked where in the U.S. Constitution it says North Carolina citizens can be forced to buy ANYTHING?

“ The ironic valediction is my favorite part of the clip. Hagan talks about the necessity of providing “financial literacy” to students in a run-on sentence that defies diagramming, all while resolutely refusing to expose her illiteracy of Constitutional theory and practice. If the entire display wasn’t so depressing, I’d be laughing, too. (Hot Air) ”

Three Clips

Who's racist here?

I cobbled together three clips, spanning three decades, that demonstrate the Democrat Media Complex's love affair with racism, and race baiting.

Towel Head

By your leave

Who among us didn't return home from basic training, and ask at the dinner table, "pass the fu--ing potatoes please?"   This Marine would have been happy with so insignificant a slip, as Tim W tells it. “ He recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan.   Having not seen his wife for several months, he was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her. Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her head..... and he shot her!! ”

Conservative women v Liberal dogs

Beauty ... and

Tim W

South Park Censored Again

CONTEST WIN MONEY OR PORK CHOPS

idea by Anonymous “ Now "South Park" can't even say the words "Prophet Muhammad." After last week's episode of the Comedy Central series sparked a threat (and yes, it was certainly a threat) from a radical Islamic website, the network has cracked-down-for-their-own-good on creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone during last night's continuation of the show's storyline. Last night, "South Park" continued the controversial Muhammad storyline, but with a key difference: every instance of the words "Prophet Muhammad" was bleeped out, making the episode practically incomprehensible, especially to anybody who missed the previous week. The character of Muhammad was once again also hidden from view, covered by a large block labeled "censored."  [South Park Studios response] ” Comedy Central is owned by lefty Via Com, so it is not surprising that they'd fold like a bad poker hand in the face of threats to their sorry asses.  A few years ago, when South Park first attempted to show Muhammad, the network censored it, claiming it was "because they're religiously tolerant" "No you're not," Stone retorted. "You're afraid of getting blown up. That's what you're afraid of. Comedy Central copped to that, you know: 'We're afraid of getting blown up.'"

Win-Win Bra

Push-Up by Chantelle

If you know that  Push-Up by Chantelle is a Ultra Invisible Push-up Underwire Bra, then this ad (Leo Burnett Brussels) is deliciously effective  If you don't know that, it is also deliciously effective. Win-win.

Objection from a drunken sailor

Luckiest pilot ever?

Your Time Is not UP

As I understand it, he attended 6:30 morning mass, voted a straight Republican ticket, stopped by the florist and sent his wife a dozen "I love You" roses before giving blood at the Red Cross, then drove to the airfield. Merrily

cones

Obama's Himmler (and Holder's Schicklgruber)

Eric Holder blocks polling-place investigation

Justice Department blocks polling-place investigation Now the Justice Department is obstructing the U.S. Civil Rights Commission's investigation into this case. If two white men had donned police uniforms or white robes and terrorized a voting place, we can be certain the Justice Department would have brought the full force of the law to bear against the perpetrators and vindicated the right to vote - and properly so. In this case, however, the perpetrators were black, and the uniforms they wore bore the insignia of the New Black Panther Party, a black supremacist organization. Sanctimonious Pelosi goon Henry Waxman's Government Reform Committee, would today be in its 16th month of investigations had this been a Republican Administration.    Holder and Obama are today's Lenin-Dzerzhinsky (Or Hitler-Himmler)   - Pure evil.  And speaking of Obamumists .. Bill would widen Clean Water Act House Democrats pushed forward Wednesday with an effort to delete the word "navigable" from the .. Battle lines forming over court shortlist Members of both political parties began drawing battle lines Wednesday after President Obama met with ...

Where'e the arrest warrant?

Islamos issue warning to ‘South Park’ "You're Next" photo of murdered filmmaker, Described Colorado retreat owned by Stone & Parker

Prophet Mohammed disguised as Heywood Jablowme the Bear “ Contacted by CNN, the author of the post, Abu Talhah al Amrikee, said that providing the addresses was not intended as a threat to the creators of South Park but to give people the opportunity to protest. ”

Tora-Tora-Waco!

Dick Morris: Clinton Told Me He Had To Reappoint Janet Reno Or She Would Turn on Him Over Waco

Via Ace “ Just said on Hannity, and Morris says it's a story he never told before. He says Clinton did not want to reappoint Reno to a second four-year term, but felt he had to, or else she would "tell the truth about him and Waco." Hannity questioned him about this and Morris then walked it back a bit, dropping the "tell the truth" part in favor of saying he had to reappoint her or she would "turn on him" over Waco. He says he doesn't know what Clinton meant by that. ” I know that Reno went on the air and took responsibility for the whole disaster, and Clinton took hits for hiding behind a girl.  The feeling at the time was Clinton needed some macho action to help change his image as a draft evading coward, and I suspect he was pulling all the Waco massacre strings. Just a guess. The surviving Branch Davidians are still in jail; Clinton isn't.

$20 a pop

UPDATED Ka-Ching!

When  you Google "Goldman Sachs SEC" a paid Google advertisement "Help Change Wall Street" appears at the top.  Every time you click it, the DNC is charged $20.00.  Or, you can just press the red button. Again.  And. again.   And ... . So, if we can get 20,000,000 clicks, then 20 Million dollars of the DNC's wealth will be redistributed to Google (which is almost the DNC, but not quite). UPDATE:  The DNC AD s gone, but look what ads replace it in the right column OregonGuy :

ME>YOU

today’s TRKOF endorsement

A SondraK and TRKOF joint ~Men's CLICK ~ ~Woman's CLICK~ SondraK's design cracked me up, so I cut a deal with her to sell it.  If we move 24 of them Woot-Woo!

Swiss & Cheesy

The Swiss - Lowest Crime Rate in the WORLD

Meanwhile Obama: Washington Needs to Be More Like California

Gummint Ride

Government Carnival Fun Ride

Rahm Emanuel stinks the place up

Rahm-a-Dahma-Ding-Dong Farts

On Charlie Rose Show at 22 second mark.  Look at their expressions.

Political volcanic eruption?

Of course they know

“ DC Knows that Obama is Ineligible for Office  CANADA FREE PRESS By JB Williams  Tuesday, April 20, 2010 Members from all three branches of the Federal government already know that Barack Hussein Obamais ineligible for the office of President. National leaders, to include members of the US Supreme Court, already know that Barack Hussein Obama is not a “natural born citizen” of the United States of America, and therefore, is ineligible for the office he currently holds. What they don’t know is how long it will take for most Americans to figure it out, or what to do about it. The diversionary search for an authentic birth certificate is ongoing and Obama has now spent in excess of $2 million in legal fees to keep that search alive. Eric Holder’s Department of Justicecontinues to deploy taxpayer funded attorneys around the country to file dismissals on behalf of Obama, denying all American citizens access to the courts as a peaceful remedy, which only fuels the fire of discontent and the questions about Obama persist. Michelle Obama states that Kenya is Barack’s “home country.” She knows, after twenty years with Barack. The Ambassador or Kenya has confirmed the same  His family friends all know it, and are in fact quite proud of the fact that Americans had no hesitation in electing a “black man from Kenya” as President of the United States. The US Supreme Court knows what the constitutional condition of “natural born citizen” means. Even the most far left member of that court, Justice Ginsberg, is on record proclaiming that a “natural born citizen” is a birth child of TWO legal US citizens. Democrat Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi knows that Barack Hussein Obama is not eligible for the office of president, which is why she refused to certify the following language when certifying Obama as the DNC candidate for president in 2008. This is the normal language for certification of nomination for president and vice president, filed by the DNC only in the state of Hawaii… Note that the language which certifies that Barack Hussein Obama meets all constitutional qualifications is missing in the DNC documents filed in 49 of the 50 states. The certification of constitutional qualification for the office of president was filed only in Hawaii. That text is missing in the DNC certification filings for all other states. Whereas the RNC filed the exact same certification document, including the constitutional text for John McCain in all 50 states, Obama was technically certified in only one state, Hawaii. A mere inconvenient technicality, I’m sure… The US Congress knows that Barack Hussein Obama is not constitutionally qualified for the office he holds. Although the congress passed a resolution proclaiming Senator John McCain a “natural born citizen” as the son of two US citizens, no such congressional resolution exists for Barack Hussein Obama. The press knows that Obama is not a “natural born citizen,” having written on several occasions about the “Kenyan born” senator from Chicago. A number of citizens have already been arrested and jailed for asking these questions. (Continue with way more) ”